1, the boss lady at home and the lover private meeting, unfortunately the boss is returning, she hid the lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss started doing the right thing with his wife

1, the boss lady at home and the lover private meeting, unfortunately the boss is returning, she hid the lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating them, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock unlocking experts and guard against the unlocking skills of "thieves"

2. My girlfriend asked me the other day, "If one day I get sick and need to go to the hospital." And your glory of kings has just begun, what will you choose? I thought about it for a moment and said, "I choose Dianwei, Dianwei compares 6." At this time, the girlfriend came out with a kitchen knife and said, "Give you a chance to choose again." I thought about it again and said, "If I can start again, I will choose Li Bai." ”

3, I have a buddy is a tendon, as long as it is what he determines must be completed. Today the buddies went online in the Internet café, bought a bottle of drink, looked at the lid, and then another bottle! I was going to drink it and change it again, but I forgot to take it when I left. Turning around and coming back, the bottle has been taken away by the network management very unwillingly, shouting to the network management. The network manager led him to the utility room, pointed to the empty bottles piled up on the mountain, and said, you can find it yourself. The cargo was looking inside for an hour, and when it came out, the pocket was full of bottle caps. It's all another bottle... Served

4. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice, saying, "The examination shows that your husband died three days ago." The wife was stunned, turned her head to see her husband coming out of the examination room, naturally stepped forward to hold his hand, and said as usual, "The doctor said that you have been a little on fire recently, and I will give you soup later." Do you prefer winter melon ribs, or carrot corn? ”?

5. Yesterday afternoon, my parents quarreled because of a small matter, and the cold war began after the end of the matter, and the atmosphere was particularly solidified. Then I wanted to make a joke to ease the atmosphere. I said to my mother, "Since you quarrel every day, why don't you get a divorce?" As a result, my mother came to the sentence: "I have seriously discussed this issue with your father, and the conclusion is that you can't get a divorce, because neither my father nor I want your custody, and we can only live this life!" ”

6. When I was in high school, I especially liked a girl in the same class, but she didn't like me. At that time, I thought of the plot of a movie: the male protagonist carved the heroine's name on the tree, and more than ten years later, the heroine saw the words on the tree, and the two people finally walked together. I think this method is very good, I also learned to film and took a knife to carve words on the tree, and carved it for an afternoon and finally carved it. The next year the tree was sawn...

7, go to the bar on the weekend, see a goddess-level beauty sitting in the corner of the corner with a sad face, I quickly called the scumbag roommate: "How should I go up to talk when I meet a beautiful woman who is sad?" The roommate is not in a hurry: "Girls sit in the corner because they like to be quiet, you can't be too eager, be sure to wait slowly!" I thought it made sense, and after waiting for half a day, I couldn't help it: "When will it be?" The roommate walked into the bar in a suit and tie: "It's now!" ”

8, a woman in Guangxi Railway Station to eat noodles, when checkout, found a bowl of noodles actually 1000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes. "

9, yesterday the brother-in-law in Starbucks and a girl on a blind date, the girl is the State Grid is the employee, looks very old-fashioned. The brother-in-law was not too impressed with the girl's brother, thinking that there would be no next time after eating this meal. However, when the brother-in-law went to check out in frustration, he subconsciously looked back. I found that the girl had asked the waiter for a steamed bun in a place where the brother-in-law could not see, and was stuffing it into her mouth with the bottom of the plate. The brother-in-law suddenly made a decision: in this life, it is her, so that she can feed!

10. My cousin is a high-caliber student at Nankai University, and he is still single, which can make his aunt anxious. So my aunt called at night to say that my cousin didn't have a girlfriend yet, and I was worried about her. My mother gave an idea and said, "Now girls like pets, you let him buy a dog to raise, often go to the bend, maybe one day he can take home a daughter-in-law." "My aunt thought it was right, and she also liked dogs, so she had to let my cousin buy a dog!" My cousin bought the dog back, and my aunt came to my house and said, "That Tibetan mastiff is too scary!" ”

11, go to the field for business, when you come back to sit on the hard seat of the train for one night, all kinds of discomfort and tiredness. I went to the toilet, passed the smoking area, just yawned, and stretched out. Suddenly I felt that the outstretched hand was so hot, and the back of the hand was still sticking to the soot! My little temper was about to get angry, and I turned my head to look at me... A tough bearded face is dazed, the index finger and middle finger maintain a cigarette holding posture, the mouth is half open, and a cigarette is poked in the nostrils.

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