An aunt in her 50s came to the hospital with the aim of doing a gastroscope to remove the polyps. Asked where she found the stomach polyps, she said it was in Japan. #Knowledge Creator Season 7 Went on to tell us proudly that her daughter works for a large multinational company in Japan (should it be called Co., Ltd.?). I met the leader of a very good local hospital, who warmly invited her daughter to the hospital there for a physical examination.
So her daughter took her parents to Japan for a physical examination, spent 100,000 yuan before and after, and checked from head to toe. When I was doing the gastroscopy, I found that there was a polyp at the bottom of the stomach, and the reported size was 3mm. Originally, I wanted to be hospitalized there, but my daughter didn't have time to accompany them to the hospitalization, so the couple had to return to China for treatment.
The director asked her: "Is it added to the round-trip air ticket, did the two people spend a total of 100,000 yuan?" ”
The aunt said: "No, no, 100,000 is the cost of the light body examination, 100,000 for one person!" ”
The director was shocked and asked, "Is it 100,000 yen?" ”
Auntie shook her head: "Not yen, it's 100,000 yuan!" He also said, "My daughter works in Japan and earns more than this side." So we don't care about the money, mainly because the side is carefully checked, rest assured! You see, I've always had kidney stones and thyroid nodules, and these people have found out. ”
I thought to myself: These can also be found out in our hospital, isn't it just a urinary department and thyroid B ultrasound, as for spending 100,000 yuan? ——Is it true that Japanese ultrasonic probes are made of gold?
Anyway, we want to break the head, and we can't think of how many projects we have checked to spend 100,000 yuan.
Later, A gastroscopy was done, and a 0.5 cm polyp was reported at the bottom of the stomach, which was removed with an electric knife. But this aunt has been suspicious since then, and asked the director over and over again: "The Japanese side reported 3 amymu, why did your hospital report 5 amym, the two results are the same, will you not be wrong?" ”
The director explained: "The diameter of the polyp is estimated by the endoscopic doctor with the naked eye, and the difference is not big, don't care too much. ”
The aunt was still not very reassured, always muttering, "How come one is written by Amymu and the other is Saimu...?" ”
We reacted to this - this aunt did not know that "Amymu" meant "millimeter"! She didn't know 1cm= 10mm, so she thought our report was wrong!
OMG！
