1. One day, a woman went to the bank counter to withdraw 700 yuan, which was ridiculed by bank employees. In desperation, the woman said to the bank staff, then help me withdraw 3 million. Job

1. One day, a woman went to the bank counter to withdraw 700 yuan, which was ridiculed by bank employees. In desperation, the woman said to the bank staff, then help me withdraw 3 million. The staff took the savings card and saw that the balance in the card was suddenly not calm, and the woman's card had more than ten million deposits. Subsequently, the attitude of the staff changed greatly, the title changed, and respectfully gave the woman 3 million. After the woman took out 700 yuan, she deposited the remaining money into the card. The staff did not dare to say anything, they could only do it, this is a VIP, ah, can not afford to offend.

2. When the rich second generation drove maserati back to the countryside, the village met an old uncle, and the rich second generation said: "Uncle, what is the reason for your longevity?" The old man said: "I never drink, do not smoke, go to bed early and get up early!" At this time, there were sounds of smashing things and shouting and scolding next door, and Fu Er Dai said, "What's going on?" The old man said, "My father, he is a smoker, he drinks heavily every day, and he scolds people when he has no alcohol!" ”

3. This morning, my ex-girlfriend came to my house, followed by a little Lolita. I was shocked, is this little Lolita the daughter of me and my ex-girlfriend? When I think of this, I am very excited. The ex-girlfriend said: This little Lori is my daughter, I think I must let her meet you. I nodded: Mm-hmm, it should be! Then she said to the girl: Daughter, you can recognize it, looking for a boyfriend, don't look for such a poor man, there is no good result, the mother is a living example. I'm confused.....

4. The old man took the train to Lhasa, and he frequently said to the attendant miss on the train: Please bring me another cup of tea, miss. The flight attendant was very puzzled and said: Sir, in the time when you are only a quarter of an hour away from the station, you have asked for 10 cups of tea, how can you drink so much water? The old man lowered his head and said embarrassedly: It's not that I want to drink water, it's because the blanket on my bed is burning!

5. Last night, I disagreed with my wife because of the purchase of a new house. She wanted to buy it in Lujiazui, and I wanted to buy it in Tomson, so she had a fight with my wife. My wife slammed the door and went out, I was afraid that something would happen to her, so I hurried out to find her. Just after rushing downstairs for 10 steps, I heard the sound of the door being locked. I suddenly reacted, and my wife went upstairs. In this way, I did not have a key, and I was locked outside by my wife.?

6. After watching the finale of "Qing Yu Nian", I was idle and bored to clean at home. While packing my shoes, I found private money in my boyfriend's shoes. I was about to call and question my boyfriend when I suddenly saw a note that said, "Buy lipstick for your wife!" "I was particularly touched, and then I put the money back intact. Now that it has been half a year, I found that the money there was gone, and I didn't see the lipstick given to me, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong!

7. After graduating from high school, he stays in other places to work and rarely goes home. Every year during the New Year, the seven aunts and eight aunts, the people who are left and right, will ask what kind of work they do. Lady Li asked me, "What are you doing in the field?" I tried to explain, "I'm doing demographics." Who knew that the eldest lady actually said, "Oh, it turned out that it was family planning." ”

8. On a train from Harbin to Shanghai, a man and a woman meet in the same sleeper box. It was very awkward to come up at first, but soon, the fatigue still made them fall asleep, the man sleeping on the top bunk, the woman sleeping on the bottom bunk. At two o'clock in the night, the man woke up and woke up the woman sleeping on the bottom bunk: "I'm sorry, but I froze to death on it, can you please hand me another blanket?" The woman looked at the man, her eyes flowing, and said to the man, "I have a better way to let us pretend to be husband and wife. The man was stunned, but immediately replied: "Good, great, I really didn't expect it!" He was visibly overwhelmed: "So what do we do now?" The woman turned around on the bunk, faced the wall of the car box, and said, "You won't take it yourself!" ”?

9, go out for a walk, see a small couple arguing in public, the man kneels to apologize to the woman. I couldn't help but laugh as I passed them. The man thought I was laughing at him: "What a laugh, you boy is looking for death!" "Say it and come over and get ready to do it." If my legs hadn't run fast out of brain control, they would have killed you!?

10. The little uncle is the secretary of the chairman of ZTE, who often travels everywhere and has a lot of insight. Once the little uncle added a flight attendant V letter on the plane, and asked her to have dinner on Valentine's Day night. The two said that it was 7 o'clock in the evening, it was 7:49, and the flight attendant had not yet come. The little uncle couldn't resist the temperament and sent a message asking: "Where is it?" "There was no response. Is this a silent rejection? Or is it the high-cold disregard? The little uncle's heart was sinking. Just then, the little uncle received a message from the flight attendant: "It's eye shadow." ”

11, when going out shopping, I was anxious, so I went to the public toilet,, who knew that I actually forgot to bring paper, the clever machine moved, knocked on the toilet next to it, and said: Next door buddy, can you give some paper, I forgot to bring. After waiting for ten seconds, I only heard an embarrassed voice of a sister paper: "Big brother, is it that you have entered the wrong toilet, or that I have entered the wrong place.

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