1, the local tycoon with the wife for the first time back to the countryside hometown, the lady on the road urinated urgently, let the local tycoon give himself the wind, the wife went to the field to relieve. As soon as he came out and met the eldest master, he asked the lady, "Big sister, you are."

1, the local tycoon with the wife for the first time back to the countryside hometown, the lady on the road urinated urgently, let the local tycoon give himself the wind, the wife went to the field to relieve. As soon as he came out and met the eldest master, he asked his wife, "Big sister, are you from our village?" Madame was particularly embarrassed, but fortunately the local tycoon came over, and Madame asked him who this uncle was? The local tycoon took one look at it and said, "This grandson who doesn't know!" Madame pulled his clothes and made him speak more politely. Unexpectedly, the uncle saw the local tycoon and actually greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, are you home?" ”

2. The brother saved 5,000 yuan to go to New Oriental to enroll in beauty salon, and after graduation, he used his own concierge to open a barber shop. Two days ago, my buddies asked me to go to the KTV to sing, and I sometimes arrived a little late. As a result, as soon as I entered the private room, I was stunned, and I cut the head of the waiter! Finally, the buddies also fooled the waiter to get a card, and this work ability is really convinced!?

3. After working in a self-media company, he rented a house near the company. Living in my door was a couple who had just moved in. Every time I saw him, he was wearing takeout clothes. Yesterday, he changed his clothes and greeted me. I smiled and said, "You put on your clothes, I almost didn't recognize them." His wife's face was green at the time...

4. After marrying my husband, my husband took me to the Maldives for my honeymoon. After entering the room, I went down to buy water, and my husband stayed in the room to pack his things. When I came back, I was thinking about teasing my husband, and I knocked on the door, squeezed my throat and said, "609, the service you called." As soon as my voice dropped, the opposite door opened, and a man inside said, "When you're done over there, you'll come to my side." "I...

5. The chairman sent me two soft Chinese, and I took them to honor the old man. When I arrived, I found that my brother-in-law was also at home. My daughter-in-law and mother-in-law were busy in the kitchen, and I chatted with my brother-in-law. I said, "Brother, since I married your sister, it's nice to see which girl." Just then, my daughter-in-law suddenly coughed a few times behind me. I pretended not to hear and continued, "Do you know why? Because I look at everyone like her now. ”

6. After my mother knows that my sister-in-law has the flesh and bones of our family, she takes good care of her. Last night my sister-in-law suddenly had a fever, and my mother was frightened and quickly asked me to drive my sister-in-law to the hospital. My mother said to me: Son, you have been working for a day, go home and rest, I am here to accompany your sister-in-law. Then he said to my sister-in-law: Daughter-in-law, if it is uncomfortable, she will sleep, and when she falls asleep, it will not be uncomfortable! When I went to the hospital the next day to deliver food, I found that my sister-in-law was pale, her hands had begun to bleed back, and my mother was still sleeping.

7. It is too expensive to find a bride price for a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law in China, and I have heard that looking for a foreign girl not only does not want the bride price but also gives the dowry. So I took pains to find a Ukrainian beauty as a daughter-in-law, and the Ukrainian husband did not ask for a bride price, but also gave a large dowry! As I was secretly rejoicing, the old man said, "I gave you such a big dowry, what can you give me?" I was horrified, and secretly said that the rumor was wrong, so I muttered, "Do I give the IOU line?" ”

8, the sister-in-law picked up a Huawei P40 on the bus, or the 5G version. I actually unlocked the phone lock for half a day and found that the phone album was full of selfies of a handsome guy. The handsome guy is the type of guy who is angular and very well-proportioned, and the sister-in-law feels that she has fallen in love. So I dialed the phone in the mobile phone address book, told the other party that I wanted to see the owner of the mobile phone and returned it to him personally. Later we met, the other party is a big fat man who weighs more than two hundred and fifty pounds...??

9. I was a junior at Northeast Normal University, because I did some business in the school with my roommate, and I lost money. To make up for the loss, I went with my roommate to work part-time as a customer service agent at a small company. My brother went to work one day, and I received a phone call, just opened: Hello. As a result, the 1+1 goods roommate was next to make me laugh, I held back at the time, a laugh was out of control, laughed for about three minutes, and then thought that I was still answering the phone. So, I took a breath and tentatively fed it, thinking that the other party had hung up. After half a ring, the other party said: Go on, why don't you laugh? I......

10. Yesterday I was changing the light bulbs at my mother-in-law's house, I folded two stools and stood up, and my wife and sister-in-law were supporting me below. Suddenly crackling, I was immediately startled, fell down and hit the ground on the back of my head, the ears buzzed in an instant, the head was blank, and then I heard a voice in the haze: Sister, you still help him up first, what are you doing with his wallet?!!

11, the sister-in-law only has one hand, the other installed pretend. Once I taught her to dance, her prosthetic hand touched my face. I pushed my sister-in-law away and said, "Don't mess around!" The sister-in-law quickly explained: "I'm sorry, I am a prosthetic limb, and I often don't listen to orders." I couldn't help but laugh and said, "I've heard a lot of excuses, but this one is the best." ”?

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