Walking around the park with my girlfriend, I met a grandpa in a wheelchair and asked: What's wrong with your legs? Uncle recalled: I remember forty years ago, the doctor was misdiagnosed... I interrupted him and said: Doctor

Walking around the park with my girlfriend, I met a grandpa in a wheelchair and asked: What's wrong with your legs? Uncle recalled: I remember forty years ago, the doctor was misdiagnosed... I interrupted him and said: Did the doctor misdiagnose and cause his legs to fail? Uncle said: No, I misdiagnosed others, and then I was broken by someone...

2. A hospital stipulates that doctors and nurses leave work at 5:30 p.m. For the emergency patients, a sign is hung at the entrance of the outpatient department of the hospital, telling people how to deal with patients who have emergency departments after the doctor leaves work. The signage goes to great lengths to list the details, where to find caregivers, and how to contact caregivers. What to do before the caregiver comes and so on. Then, the last paragraph of the sign reads: If you really have time to read this detailed rule, then your illness is not an emergency, come back tomorrow after work.

3, the husband is a programmer, often stay up late to write programs. Recently, my husband found himself losing some hair and was afraid that he would go bald. After checking the comb on the Internet to prevent hair loss, my husband put the comb on the pillow. When I wake up in the middle of the night, my husband always quickly picks up the comb and combs his hair while saying to himself: I can't be bald!

4, the sixth aunt to my grandmother to visit the New Year, chat with my mother, she took the initiative to say that her daughter bought her a pair of gold earrings, but also like a treasure to take off for my mother to see, my mother a little can not sit still, running in the house to take a pillow out to show off: now the children are filial piety, my daughter is also, the New Year back to her hometown is not idle! Ate the cherries of three trees, then washed all the cherry cores and dried them to make me a pillow...

5, the new boyfriend, hinted several times do not understand the style, too dull, today this goods do not know what reason finally asked me to go to the hotel, after all kinds of sensationalism is finally about to enter the main topic, he actually took out two Ts from under the pillow, I was angry at the time, directly gave him two slaps to get up and go, these days are busy in vain!

6, my grandfather is an old carpenter. His pillow was made of a very heavy piece of wood. A pinch of thickness and polishing is very smooth. Grandpa always pillows, pillows shiny... Grandpa always said that his pillow was old and valuable, so he never let people touch it. My brother was curious and bold. Finally, one day, he found that there was a cassette in Grandpa's pillow, and there were hundreds of dollars in the cassette...

7, Shenzhen netizen Ms. Yuan broke the news, hard work for a month, finally paid a salary, but she is not happy at all, open a text message to see, the salary is too little, only 2200 yuan, in Shenzhen are not enough for her living expenses, rent on a thousand yuan, but also to buy clothes, buy cosmetics, eat, she hopes that this year the boss can give herself a salary increase, after all, she is an old employee, a career has not been job-hopping for five years.

8, blind date, GG: "The last question I want to ask – are you a virgin?" Mm was furious when he heard it: "Is it crucial that I am not a virgin?" How come men are like this now!!! After a burst of indiscriminate bombardment, GG was very aggrieved: "Actually, I mean if you are a virgin and I am a scorpion, then it will be a good match~"

9, I remember when I was a child, my parents went on a business trip, and I went to live in my aunt's house in the countryside for two days. My aunt went to the neighbor's house to fetch water and asked me to help the guy. My aunt went for half a day and didn't come back. There was a smell coming from the pot, and I lifted the lid to see that it was cornmeal and sweet potatoes. This thing was rare for me at the time, and I took a bowl full of a bowl. When I ate two bowls and was about to serve them again, my aunt came back! Shouted at me, "Silly boy! How do you eat pig food! ”

10, that day to practice, downhill road. The coach looked at me casually and shouted at me, "Brake! Brake fast! Use the foot brake! I was shocked when I heard it, and I quickly opened the car door, stretched out my feet to brake against the cement floor, and rubbed the steps of the devil. Everyone in the car was stunned.

1 when I was a child, I felt that the village chief's family was very mysterious, and the doors and windows were closed in the summer, and I always wanted to unveil the mystery, until one day at noon, when the adults took advantage of the nap and sneaked to his house, I just quietly opened a door slit and a cold breath stabbed at me, the plot was like the master in the martial arts novel, so I stole two bottles of good wine from the family to visit the teacher. After being greeted by my father without a shadow foot, I finally knew that there was a weapon called air conditioning in this world.

12, a colleague is a little beauty, very cute and simple, asked her how to meet her boyfriend, she said: "I went to learn to drive and forgot to bring a car license, let the sisters on the fifth floor share to throw down, the result of a gust of wind to blow the second floor balcony." Knocking on the door to see that it was an old lady, the old lady looked at me and asked excitedly: Does the girl have an object? I said no! As a result, she brought her son to give me a blind date in the evening!!! ”

13, get up late in the morning, rush to the unit, may be too anxious to eat breakfast stomach is very uncomfortable, smoked a cigarette when going to the toilet, the result began to burp endlessly. After a while, a melodious voice came from the next door: "Dude, eat slowly, don't choke!" ”

14, when I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend smashed the love I sent her in front of me and yelled at me: You give me back! Then turned around and left, I was overwhelmed on the side, after a while, I went to collect the pieces, only to find that it was actually a broken love madness with two card slots... Nyima... I sent it for really...