1, at the end of last year to buy a house, borrowed all the relatives and friends, there is a difference of 50,000, just when I was at a loss, the female colleague in the office lent me and promised to pay her back within a year. Today sent a bonus,

1, at the end of last year to buy a house, borrowed all the relatives and friends, there is a difference of 50,000, just when I was at a loss, the female colleague in the office lent me and promised to pay her back within a year. Today sent a bonus, I added 5000 interest to pay her back, she insisted on no interest, Alipay turned back, said: "Interest does not charge you, you help me a favor, can you?" I was already embarrassed, and quickly agreed: "No problem, as long as I can do it, you can mention it." Female colleague: "You can absolutely do it, then you are not allowed to regret it." I only bought a station ticket for the New Year, and Chinese New Year's Eve you will drive me back to my hometown that day." "Oh my God, her request is a bit embarrassing to me, her hometown is 800 kilometers away from my home, send her back to that I can't Chinese New Year's Eve food, and then Chinese New Year's Eve that day my hometown also introduced a girl waiting for me to go back to the blind date." I thought about it: "This is a bit difficult, why don't you change it?" "She's angry now, saying I don't count what I say, what should I do?"

2. When her brother was in school, the school flowers were very cold, and many boys tried to chase her, and finally failed. The younger brother did not believe in evil and wanted to try it himself, so he stopped the school flower after self-study: "What do you think of my character?" The school flower said, "Well, very good. The younger brother said, "Then you can be my girlfriend?" The school flower said, "Good! The younger brother said, "Then what do you say you appreciate about me?" The school flower said, "Brother, I'm your girlfriend, can you put down the stick first?" "

3. The brother-in-law and a bentley local tycoon drank in a bar, and the local tycoon was drunk and complained to the brother-in-law: "I am also a person with an annual income of more than 6 figures, just when I had a successful career, I did not think that last year my life had undergone major changes." The brother-in-law smiled in his heart: "Oh, you also have today!" But on the surface, it still comforts the local tycoon: "Brother, don't be sad, on the success or failure of life heroic, it is a big deal to start from scratch, what happened last year?" The local tycoon said: "The annual income is over 7 figures." ”?

4. After my husband planted a two-color to seek the first prize, he immediately abandoned me who was pregnant and married a beautiful model. I raised my child alone with painstaking efforts, and I have never found a partner. It was too stressful to go to the bar for a drink, met the big handsome guy, and on the same day we established a relationship and went home with him. On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend proposed to me, and I was very excited. Then, when I arrived at the company, I handed the manager a resignation letter, after all, I was tired and tired all day in this company. I said to the manager very hard: I will not serve the old lady, I will never see you, I am going to get married! To my surprise, the manager did not hesitate to say: I agreed! As a result, when I left, I heard him mutter: I didn't expect Xiao Song's tricks to really work!

5. My wife told me a few days ago that she would give me a big gift on my birthday, and I was looking forward to this day! Finally, on the day of my birthday, my wife took a bag and handed it to me: "Husband, happy birthday, this bag I picked for a long time, I think it is particularly suitable for you, it is a little expensive, it cost you a month's salary!" I looked at my wife with a look of guilt and comforted her: "It doesn't matter, the money will be earned again, but why did you give me a lady's bag?" ”

6. When a beautiful woman asked a question from the teacher, she enthusiastically raised her hand, and the teacher told her to stand up and answer the question. After she answered halfway, she found that her train of thought was wrong, and she couldn't answer it anymore, so she swallowed and vomited. At this critical juncture, Wu Lao'er, who was at the same table, handed a note to her, and she seemed to feel that there was finally a hero to save the United States. She glanced at the note, which read, "You won't, you're doomed!!! ""

7. I am a student at the Faculty of Letters of Beijing University. There is a roommate in the dormitory who comes from a family of scholars and has been familiar with literary masterpieces since childhood. His favorite is Journey to the West, claiming that there is nothing in Journey to the West that he does not know. I asked, "What is in the burden that the sand monk has picked up?" Roommate: "Clothes, no, it seems that the four of them never change their clothes, eat, it seems to be all fate, go out to find food, daily necessities..." Since that day, he has lost sleep, and every day he is studying what is in the burden!

8. A ragged farmer comes to withdraw money, and the bank clerk gives him a note to sign. The peasant took the note and signed it upside down. The salesman said, "A countryman is a countryman." You take it down. The peasant said, "It is taken down." But the words I signed are also upside down! The salesman opened his eyes and looked at it, and indeed it was the same as signing it! His face turned red, it turned out that the farmer was still a master, and he could actually sign in the reverse direction ?????! God replied: The farmer's name is King of Kings.

9. The two-year-old daughter has to brush her teeth and step on the chair to open the tap to catch the water. Suddenly, I heard my daughter say, "No! No more! "I ignored it. The daughter shouted urgently: "Well, no! No more! "I looked back and saw that the cup was full, the pool was full, and my daughter was shouting at the tap, no, no... I have to sigh, this daughter feels that it is my own birth, stupid and cute!

10, the hostess just bought a Cadillac, she knocked off the bumper of the car. The car was sent to the 4S shop for repair, and as soon as I saw my performance, the opportunity came, so I took the initiative to drive my Jetta home to send her home. At night, when I encountered a fork in the road, I said, "Although the road is brightly lit!" But there is no one, I am afraid that there will be deception, the path is dark and narrow!! There are many dangers, and there is no choice. The hostess patted me on the back of the head and said, "Talk about people!" I said shyly, "There's a hotel next to me!" ”

11, buddy is bullied by his wife every day, and buddy does not dare to provoke his wife, do you know why? Let's put it this way, his wife's father was 7 brothers in his generation. Then, his wife has 12 cousins, and his wife is the only girl of the generation, and by the way, his wife has a brother. Therefore, his wife beat the brothers to death, and the brothers will not fight back. Because, that's love.

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