1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2. The mother-in-law has cancer and needs 1 million! Ask all relatives and friends to borrow money to make up 450,000! Yesterday, the old man walked down the street in a daze and actually picked up a bank card. There is also a sentence written on the back of the glance: "Having money is willful, and the password is 594188!" The old man was ecstatic and hurried to find the nearest bank to withdraw money! The teller asked, "How much to take?" The old man had the courage to say, "50,000!" The teller took out 50,000 and handed it to the old man: "Take 50,000, sir, you still have 950,000 left in your card!" "I went, it turned out that Kari really had money, or a whole 1 million!"

3. Go back to your hometown with your boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, the boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?" Me: "Uncle, I'll go to Li Xiaodong's house!" Just then, my boyfriend came out and I said to him, "Did this uncle say anything about your village?" Boyfriend: "This grandson who does not know, my neighbor" I tugged on the boyfriend's clothes to make him speak more politely, and the uncle next to him saw the boyfriend and greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, you are back?" I, depend, the rural generations are really chaotic...

4. The company's female colleagues have difficulties in finding someone to borrow money, the department head took 1000 yuan for her, and as a result, they got married after 1 month, when Xiaoming regretted it, he knew that he took out all his savings of 1800. On this day, there were other female colleagues to borrow money, Xiaoming first took the initiative to lend a hand, 1800 copies were not left, the result of the next day female colleagues did not come to work, a few days later, Xiaoming learned from HR that on the day of borrowing money, female colleagues had already left. Seeing this, do you think Xiaoming has been deceived? 3 years later, Bob's child went to school, and the female colleague was his child's teacher... Squad leader, first row, that's the reward. Well worth it, right?

5. Take the subway in the morning, and as soon as you get on the train, you will fall asleep on the chair. The cry was so loud that the whole carriage could hear it. After a long time, I was worried about whether he would ever sit still. outcome...... When the radio first broadcast "Lion Rock Station", the buddies instantly opened their eyes, stood up, and got off... The action was so natural that I was sure he got off the bus on time, and all of a sudden, the people in the carriage were stunned.

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6. Eating is really happy, recently crazy love to eat soup buns and pot sticker icon, with the mother brand mung bean millet porridge is simply delicious, eat to my eyes confused spirit scattered, to be honest eating things really fragrant I why can't think of losing weight, the previous few months of night control not to eat can be really too difficult to survive, recently more delicious with the picture, some looks not good but delicious very delicious, the next happiness is the eleventh National Day plus the joy of the Mid-Autumn Festival

7. Today's overtime workload is not high, stayed up for a while to get off work, caught the last train, and came up with a primary school student in the middle. The child took out the IC card icon and swiped it, there was no response, the driver said that he had no money in the card, pay it. The student card is a 60% discount, only 6 cents, so the child took out a 5 cents and a 1 cent coin and threw it in. After finishing the incident, I shouted to myself: Drop, student card!

Today a rich man inspected the work at the construction site and asked a farmer, "Are you a farmer?" Or workers? Only to hear the migrant worker reply, "Four is not the same." The rich man said, "How?" The peasant workers replied: "Say it is a peasant, the land has been forcibly expropriated; it is said that it is a worker, but there is no staff establishment; it is said that it is a city person, and the hukou is in the countryside; it is said that it is a rural person, and it is often in the city." ”

9. The brother-in-law sold the Mercedes for five years and then bought a Bentley Mulsanne icon online. As a result, a month has passed, and the shipment is still not displayed. The brother-in-law was very angry and went to the customer service to say: This is a month and still not shipped? I'm going to complain to you! Customer service reply: Pro, please wait a moment to check the transaction records. After a few minutes, the customer service girl has a kind attitude: Dear, it is you who writes the email address of the original receiving place.

10. In the morning, I was standing at the entrance of the community waiting for the shuttle, and a guy with glasses came over and asked: Auntie! I asked, is there a Jinshan community icon here? I replied seriously: You go all the way to the right along this road, and when you see the traffic post going to the left for about two stops, you will find that there is a bus stop across the road, and then you take the No. 5 bus, and three stops will arrive. The guy thanked him and left. Not long after, a young man with a backpack came over and asked: Beauty, is there a Jinshan community here? I smiled and said, "Yes!" This neighborhood behind me is! #Funny Scene of the Year# #Funny Moment#