1. The brother-in-law picked up a bank card in the park, and the card also said: Password 000333! He was ecstatic and hurried to a nearby bank to withdraw the money. The brother-in-law handed over the bank card

1. The brother-in-law found a bank card in the park, and the card also said: Password 000333! He was ecstatic and hurried to a nearby bank to withdraw the money. The brother-in-law handed the bank card to the staff, and then nervously entered the password, fortunately the password was correct. The staff member asked, "Sir, how much money are you going to?" The brother-in-law had the courage to say, "Two hundred thousand." The teller actually said: "I'm sorry, 60,000 and above must be booked in advance, please ask you to make an appointment?" The brother-in-law was surprised and said, "Well, then I'll take fifty thousand first." Staff: "I'm sorry, you don't have any money in this card!" ”

2. Last night's heavy rain, this morning found that my family was smashed, the roof of the car was smashed out of a big pit, looking for the police to check but did not find anything just when I was preparing to report insurance, the murderer turned himself in, is an 8-year-old bear child! Because I drove back too late every night and noisily disturbed him to sleep, I was angry, I used the lunch box at home to freeze a few large ice cubes, took advantage of last night's heavy rain, smashed the car from the upstairs with ice cubes, and after a night, the ice cubes melted and flowed away, leaving no trace... This bear kid is definitely finished watching the complete Conan episode!

3. The sister-in-law is more than 30 years old, today finally found the object, she also said that people invited her to watch movies, our whole family is very happy, the wife as a person who came over, said to the sister-in-law: and boyfriend must take the initiative to communicate, women chase men in the layer of yarn, can not be too reserved. The sister-in-law disagreed: I am so beautiful, why do I chase him? Not only do I have to let him pursue me, but I also have to deliberately set up difficulties, and I can't let him get me easily, so that he doesn't cherish it. I sighed: It seems that this object is going to be yellow again. Sister-in-law: Xiaoming, what do you say? Just by virtue of the appearance of this girl's closed moon and shy flowers, ahem! Since I was a child, my parents have said that I am beautiful, and recently I have exaggerated even more. Wife: Do you believe what our parents say? In the past two years, you can't find an object, don't praise you beautiful, otherwise you are even less confident, but what do you look like, you don't have points in your heart?

4. The factory where I work is in a small remote village, very desolate. Therefore, I can only eat in the canteen in the factory every day, and I just sit with the factory director when I eat today. In order to enliven the atmosphere, I told two jokes. The director of the factory was really amused by my scribble hand, and sprayed all the rice that had just been put into his mouth into my bowl. Nearby colleagues put down their dishes and turned their heads to look at me. Just when I was considering whether to want it or not, the factory director's Erha jumped up and ate my meal! Without saying a word of thanks, I stood up and gave a snort to Erha!?

5. The father-in-law is a professor at Shandong Normal University, and after retirement, he can receive a pension of 56,000 yuan a month. Because he was idle and bored at home, his father-in-law found a newly opened fish pond to fish, a rod 100! This weekend, I just happened to rest, so I went with my husband. There were a lot of fish in the pond, and the bite hook was fierce, and in a short while I caught seven or eight big fish. The father-in-law was angry, and threw the fish into the fish pond fiercely, and the rod was to be returned. Confused, I hurried to ask why. The father-in-law sighed and said: This fish pond bites the hook too fast, and has lost the pleasure of fishing.

6. Today was my brother's training session, and the coach patted me on the shoulder and said, "You should always know that those cars can't be messed with, right?" I opened my mouth and said, "Rolls-Royce, Maybach..." The coach shook his head and said, "No, it's Wuling Hongguang." I scratched my head, puzzled by it. The coach glanced at his lame leg and said lightly, "Because you never know how many people will come down in his car!" ”

7. If you want to eat hot pot today, go with your sister and brother and see the door: pets are not allowed!!!!!!!! My reaction was that I pushed my sister to the side, and you can't get into the !!!!!!!! At that time, my sister was confused, and a handsome man just happened to pass by and pull my sister to leave. The mouth said: You don't take her to eat my belt, I will take her back to my house to see !!!!!!!!

8. When I was in college, I was hurt by a scumbag, I never talked about my girlfriend, I am 38 this year, and my family always dislikes me for not marrying out!! Today I went out shopping with my girlfriend and came back from the house to bring my mother a cup of bubble tea. Then my mother began to yell at me: "I said that your money is burning, isn't it, how much can you earn??" I hurried to explain, the second cup was half price and cheap. At this time, the mother was even more angry: "Why do you want to leave the discounted bargains to me, and have a long skill??" ”?? 3.?Some time ago, the king of the fight knew an auxiliary girl, with a good temper and a sweet voice. The two of us talked about nothing, and soon established a relationship between men and women, and the fight was hot. I asked her for a live photo that day, and she said to look for it. As a result, she actually sent me a picture of Sanfeng!! He also asked me: Why do you want a photo of a real person? Maybe the rest except for the retarded point is quite good...?

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