1. The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million yuan. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Two people now

1. The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million yuan. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Now the two have been dating for more than half a year and plan to have a wedding. The flight attendant's parents said: Then the bride price is set at 600,000! The third uncle also agreed, and on the day of the engagement, the third uncle looked at both families with a dowry of 600,000 yuan: Isn't this dowry money from our family? Why do your parents also have 600,000? The flight attendant said with special grievance: My mother said that I married you to accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, and you married me to pour eight lifetimes of mold, and the bride price can not let you out.

2. There is a young woman in the unit who is divorced, when she leaves work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one was, it was a hotel room card. My heart skipped a beat, and I thought to myself, is this the legendary peach blossom luck? At this moment, the boss stopped me and told me to make a plan, which I would have tomorrow morning. I was resentful, but there was no way, who made her my boss? The boss Shi Shiran left the company, I thought for a moment, and found another female colleague, Ame, who has strong business ability, and if she is asked to help me do this plan, it will definitely be no problem. Ame smiled and said, is there a date at night? I smiled and said nothing, Ame nodded and said, if you want me to work overtime to help you, you give me two thousand yuan. I didn't say a word, and directly transferred two thousand yuan to her. She patted me on the shoulder and said, you go, the plan is handed over to me.

3. The cousin is a spiritual boy who has learned to smoke from others, and has been for more than ten years now.

Last month, he worked as a driver for a landlady at a company. On this day, the cousin's smoking addict smoked in the stairwell and was seen by the landlady,

She said: "Smoke is good, be careful of lung cancer." The cousin played the soot and said, "I am waiting for someone who told me to quit smoking, would you like to be that person?" ”

4. The landlady blushed and said, "Nasty." "The next day he was fired by the boss because the boss was allergic to the smell of smoke!

I remember when I was young, when I came home from school, I suddenly saw a small golden retriever on the side of the street, and it was frozen and shivering in the winter, so I decided to adopt it when I was so soft-hearted!

Pick it up, put it in your arms to warm it, and then go all the way back.

When I was waiting for the traffic light at a road junction, I suddenly felt that someone was patting me on the back, and I looked back at Uncle, who pointed at me breathlessly and scolded: "Dare to steal my dog, I chased you three streets!" ”

5. The younger brother has not been a learning material since he was a child, so after graduating from high school, he went to learn to cook. The younger brother and his girlfriend planned to get married, went to visit their parents, and when they got home, they were very diligent in giving the mother-in-law's family a missed hand. Super level play, eating girlfriend family full of red light. After the meal, the future father-in-law said happily: I haven't eaten such a delicious dish for a long time, do you want to consider an activity I have? The little brother was stunned and said: What activity? The future father-in-law smiled and said: Buy one get two free, you marry my daughter, with our old two how?

6. The company forced employees to work overtime for two months in a row, but every night my husband would drive Jaguar to pick me up downstairs on time. Unfortunately, yesterday my husband went to a classmate party, drank, and drank too much, so he had to let a friend come to the company to pick me up. At that time, my mobile phone was out of power, and I didn't know about it, and I was standing on the side of the road waiting for my husband, only to see a black van stop in front of me. A man came down and asked: Are you Xiao Zhou's wife? I nodded, and the other party was about to pull me into the car, and said: I am entrusted by someone to give you a ride. I listened and struggled desperately, and quickly escaped...

7. Two days ago, the buddies fought with others, and in order to support the scene, they were plastered with tattoo stickers on their bodies, and then they didn't do anything. Then the buddies invited us to the bathhouse to take a shower, and there were so many people inside. I finished my clothes and walked inside, and very politely said to the person next to me: Trouble let me go! As a result, everyone directly opened a road for me, and a little brother gave me the faucet...

8. Just after lunch, I was about to leave work for dinner when I suddenly received a call from my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law said that she had cooked me a meal, took a taxi to bring me over, and waited for me downstairs. I was greatly moved: Mom, big and far away, the taxi fare is enough for me to eat two meals outside. Did you think of me and brought me food? The mother-in-law groaned for a while: Well, I was originally going to make it for your father, but then I found that the rice was cooked a little hard, and then I answered a phone call, and the dish was fried again, and it was a pity to pour it out.

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