1, the girlfriend's home suddenly black power outage, take advantage of the black kiss her, the result of the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned, I was obviously kissing my girlfriend, and when I was leaving, I asked my girlfriend: I

1, the girlfriend's home suddenly black power outage, take advantage of the black kiss her, the result of the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned at once, I obviously kissed my girlfriend, and when I left, I asked my girlfriend: Did I kiss you just now? The girlfriend said: Yes, what's wrong? I hurriedly said: It's all right...

2. Tonight, I walked with my parents. When I saw a jewelry store, I said playfully, "Dad, it's almost your birthday now, so give me a necklace!" He looked at my mom, and my mom said, "Oops! Send and send! "Oh my God, this happiness came so suddenly, and my mother continued, "Girl, this is going to be sent, let your father send you home..."

3. The cousin is an executive of live broadcasting, driving a Bentley every day, living in a sea-view villa, but has not found a girlfriend. The main reason was that he was too short, and he went around looking for medicine to increase his height. Once in a Baojian shop, I saw that there was a heightening medicine, and my cousin was immediately moved! The hostess said that the sky was crazy, and the cousin immediately spent 30,000 yuan to buy a treatment. As a result, a year has passed, the medicine has no effect, the cousin went to the pharmacy theory. The lady boss asked him, "Do you think you can still grow taller?" The cousin said despondently, "No." Lady boss: "You know you can't do it, can you blame me?" ”

4, a friend came to my house to send a few watermelons, I picked up one and said, "Eat this ugly point first." Wife: "Why is it ugly to be eaten?" Me: "Pretty keep it for a while!" Wife: "You can't see enough if you see pretty, right?" "After saying a knife, I cut off the beautiful melon!" I...??

5. As a programmer in iQiyi, my brother fell in love with the boss's female secretary for a day. After chasing her for a long time, she has always loved to answer, yesterday she suddenly asked me: If I go shopping with you to eat, a total of 100 yuan, you eat 6/10, and I eat 4/10, then how much should I pay? I replied: 40 yuan, this is too simple, good luck I am also a college graduate, so simple how can it be difficult for me! She said: "Hey, you should have been single and couldn't find a girlfriend... Guys say, where did I miscalculate, why did she say I couldn't find a girlfriend?

6. When I was in college, my table was female, and we looked at each other unfavorably. She raised the bar with me every day, and every time she fought with her face, she was red in the face. When we graduated, we had another fight and cursed each other for being single for the rest of our lives! When I was 30 years old, I met on a blind date, and it was extremely embarrassing, like sitting on a needle felt. Later, because of the dinner and checkout, the two of us fought again. Now think about it, my wife kills me every time for a reason!

7, played a night of racing games, Xiao Li drove home all the way to the wild. The next day her father took her to work, fell asleep halfway, got up and asked her father, "More than thirty minutes!" Xiao Li: "It's been so long." Dad looked at the table again and said, "I'm sorry I read it wrong, it's still half an hour away!" Xiao Li: "That will arrive soon." ”

8. Because he robbed the girlfriend of the workshop director, he was fired from the factory. In order to support my family, I had to work in an electronics factory. Within a few days of work, the big boss of the factory came to visit our factory. At noon, we went to the canteen to eat together, and the big boss saw that the employees had meat and vegetables, and the meat and vegetarian combinations were particularly good, and they smiled and nodded. At this time, he suddenly found an employee burping and eating non-stop. The big boss walked over and said with concern: Eat too much at once, you will digest badly, eat it tomorrow!? The employee was stunned for a moment, and then asked with the surname Fen: Boss, will you come back tomorrow?

9. I work outside the home, so I found a cheap place to live with others. On this day, my brother went to work one day, so I got up early to wash up and came out to drink. The beautiful roommate said: "Do you drink saliva and chew twice, is there impurity or drop?" Or you just stole SHI inside. After saying that, she covered her mouth and smiled secretly. Who am I? Where am I? Who did I provoke early in the morning?

10, my husband and three female colleagues went on a business trip, I didn't want to cook in the morning, went downstairs to buy breakfast. But the boss was not there, only the boss's 6-year-old son was there. I said to him: Little fellow, I want four buns stuffed with leeks. The little guy seemed to be unable to distinguish the type of bun, he picked up a bun and took a bite, after seeing the filling inside, he told me that this was a leek, and then directly packed it and handed it to me...

11. Because the porsche Paramela, which was newly mentioned a few days ago, was borrowed by the buddies to seduce the sister, I had no choice but to squeeze the bus to commute to work these days. In the evening, after work, I went to the bus stop to wait for the bus, and suddenly from a distance slowly came a fashionably dressed beauty, as a single for 20 years, I immediately looked at it. So I took the initiative to talk to her, and I walked over to her and said, "Beauty, wait for the bus?" Only to see her look at me fiercely, and said coldly: Then do you see me as if I am waiting for business? I:......

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