The company blackout, I took the opportunity to pull the hand of the female colleague, a moment of electricity came, immediately embarrassed that I was pulling the boss's hand, she glanced at me, took my hand to the office, said

The company blackout, I took the opportunity to pull the hand of a female colleague, a moment of electricity came, immediately embarrassed that I was pulling the boss's hand, she glanced at me, took my hand to the office, said: "Are you disappointed?" Naturally, I refused to tell the truth, laughing and saying, "Unexpected, reasonable, after all, I know that you have a crush on me." "The next day I was fired, and I heard that the female colleague I liked was the boss's favorite.

2. When I first went to college, the bathrooms in the school had not been rebuilt, they were all together, there were no single rooms. On this day, I went to the bathhouse with my roommate to take a bath. After taking off his clothes and getting a little water, he put shower gel on his body, and when I was almost done washing, he didn't rinse off the shower gel. I was curious, so I asked him, "Hasn't the shower gel been washed off for so long?" My roommate looked at me, smiled and said, "Pickle, taste!" ”

3. My sister-in-law is a high-achieving student at Normal University, and after graduation, she does not want to become a teacher and goes to a hotel as a waiter. As a result, after more than half a year of struggle, the sister-in-law became the lobby manager of a five-star hotel, with a monthly salary of 200,000 yuan. Yesterday I was working overtime in the company to write the program, and suddenly I received a V letter from my sister-in-law: Brother-in-law, I saw my sister. My face suddenly changed, and I hurriedly took a taxi to my sister-in-law's hotel. When I arrived, I called her and said angrily: I'm in the hotel, where are you? Sister-in-law: What are you doing at the hotel? Can I help you? I'm resting today and shopping outside!

4. My major is accounting, and there are five boys in our class of more than sixty people! Everyone was not familiar with the beginning of the school, and the teacher said: "There are so many girls, then ask the boys, Zhao Kun!" A cute girl stood up, and the teacher waved his hand and continued to shout: "Li Weijie! Then a class flower-level beauty stood up, and the teacher helplessly said: "Forget it, or call the girl, Li Jingjing, you answer!" "The last row of slowly stood up a boy of one meter and eight...

5. When I went to my brother's wedding, it was so hot in the restaurant that I complained to my brother: How to pick this place? He said to me with a mysterious face: My mother knows that the air conditioning here is not good, and she specially picked it! I wondered, "Ah, why, let everybody suffer!" The brother's explanation made me completely speechless: how much my mother cut the door, you always know it, look at it, there are many people running hot in the middle of the section, drinking and smoking, saving a lot, even the dishes on each table are less than two dishes!

6. A rich second generation who looks stupid and stupid finally meets a girl he likes, and the two begin to associate. The girl is sick, and Fu Er Dai accompanies her to the infirmary to get a drip. 10 minutes passed, 20 minutes passed... There was no movement. Fu Er Dai thought about breaking the silence and asked, "Is it cold?" Girl: "Cold." Fu ErDai: "Cold, I cover you?" The girl's face widened and she whispered, "Good." "Then fu er dai got up... Covered the dripping bottle with his hand.

7. My wife is an only child, and when I marry her, I will take care of the elderly on both sides. Recently, the mother-in-law just gave birth to her second child and sat in confinement, and my wife was busy at work, so I was asked to take care of her. My mother-in-law said to let me buy some green vegetables, so I went to the nearby wet market. I said to a vegetable farmer, "These vegetables were bought for my mother-in-law, are there any pesticides sprayed on them?" The vegetable farmer said, "I'm sorry, no, you can spray it yourself after buying it back!" ”

8. Blind date, the girl asked the young man: I still have a younger brother, my mother said that after I get married, when my brother gets married, I will help him buy a suite, are you willing to bear it with me? Boy: Let me see a picture of your brother first. After reading it, the young man said: Yes, I promise you. The girl was very happy: why did you immediately say yes after seeing the photo? Young man: Look at your brother's decay, you will definitely not find the object, this room is saved. girl:......

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