A man promised his daughter-in-law that he would buy her a villa within 25 rings of Beijing. The daughter-in-law was not at ease, so she flew to Beijing to investigate. Got off the plane, took a taxi and asked the taxi driver, "Master,

A man promised his daughter-in-law that he would buy her a villa within 25 rings of Beijing. The daughter-in-law was not at ease, so she flew to Beijing to investigate. After getting off the plane, I took a taxi and asked the taxi driver: "Master, where is the 25th Ring Road in Beijing?" Driver: "Beijing's 7 rings are in Tianjin, 8 rings are in Hebei, 9 rings are in Xingtai, 10 rings are in Handan, and 20 rings are in Xinxiang." The daughter-in-law said, "I go, these 25 rings, don't you get Jiaozuo?" The driver smiled slightly and said, "No, it's the Danjiangkou Reservoir icon!" ”

2. A high school student was arrested, and the teachers and classmates were puzzled. At the police station, I listened to the student's defense: "I just want to know who the girl with the surname Bao really is, because wherever I go, I will find that there is a message called 'Miss Bao' on the ground and on the wall." So I called according to the phone on the business card, but I didn't expect her to be so enthusiastic, and she really took the initiative to ask me to come to the room as a guest. Uncle Policeman, I'm telling the truth, you let me go... ”

3. My sister-in-law has the habit of not closing the door after going to the bathroom, to which my brother said that she has said many times, but it does not work. Finally, in the middle of the night last night, my brother slept confused and went to the bathroom, touched the black and pushed the door, but the door was open, the force could not be recovered, and all of a sudden the wrist fell to the ground and broke the bone! My sister-in-law has been in the house for 5 years and has rarely done housework, this is the first time I have seen her serving her brother with a sneering smile, and my brother is actually very proud!

4 At home on weekends, my wife received a notice to temporarily go to the company to work overtime. At this time, my good buddy called, said to pull me out to drink, the foot has not yet stepped out of the daughter-in-law, immediately turned back, the money in my mobile phone was transferred, the cash in the wallet was taken out, and finally saw that there was 320.15 in my mobile phone, and she had to ask me to charge him with 320 yuan. Now the question is, I have a dime and a half left, what else can I drink?

5 At this year's LCK Summer Event, Faker recently performed a crotch pull, and the coach replaced it. Before the game started, the fans in the audience shouted: Faker is good! Faker is the best! So Faker said to the coach: The fans trust me so much, let me play! The coach narrowed his eyes and said: That's a fan of the other side!

6 I've been single for almost a month, and I've laid down a dating app to find a girlfriend quickly. When I came to the company in the morning, I began to search for beautiful women on the dating software, and the doorman saw it and asked: "What are you doing here, so fascinated?" I said, "Uncle, this software is good, I can ask out a girl once in a while." Uncle Immediately asked me, "Then have you made an appointment?" I said, "I've been skating all morning, and I haven't made an appointment." Uncle was suddenly happy: "Playing this kind of high-tech is not about, I danced square dance about two, or go dancing with Uncle!" ”

7 My cousin has autism, can't cook, and wants to find a daughter-in-law who can cook. Before marriage, when my cousin went on a blind date, he asked: Do you cook? F: Cooking, clan wear. After marriage, cousin: You said that the clan wears cooking, I haven't seen it in so many days of marriage, wife, when will I try your craft?? The woman slaps and rolls... My cousin was confused: Hit me, and tell me to roll, what does this mean?? F: Every time my dad doesn't cook, my mom is like this, and my mom passes it on to me like this. Cousin: It turns out that this is what the clan wears!!

8 The brother-in-law ran a red light and was killed by a BMW Z4, and the owner lost 8.6 million yuan. The cousin was alone in caring for the child. For the sake of the children, they could not find a place to work, so they had to become the anchor of a certain platform. There is a local tycoon who especially likes her, brushing various spaceships and rockets in her live broadcast room, and wanting contact information for a long time! The local tycoon said: "Beauty, I want to add your friend, for such a long time I am still hanging outside your friend's door!" Cousin: "Why are you adding me?" "The widow is not much in front of the door." "In this way, no matter how many gifts the local tycoon brushed, his cousin never agreed to add his friend...

9 A few days ago, my boyfriend went abroad for business training, and when he came back, he brought me back a box of imported chocolates. It's been more than a year since I saw the date on the label, but I've been happy for a long time. On this day of drinking, he said that he slipped his mouth and learned that this box of chocolates was returned after being abandoned by his ex-girlfriend. Then the goods kept, and the last time I gave it to me, I was told it was a special gift for me. I'm so tired, do you want to hit him. 

10 When I went to my boyfriend's house to discuss the bride price, my father-in-law stared at me for two seconds and then said, "Do you know that I saved your life?" "I'm absolutely puzzled? I had never seen him before! Then I saw my father-in-law take a sip of dry smoke and say with a little thought: "When your mother was pregnant, your father borrowed money from me to beat the fetus, but I didn't borrow it!" In a few months you will have an accident! I was a little embarrassed and said dryly, "Thank you uncle for saving your life!" The father-in-law: "Then you will make a promise to each other..."

11 In the office, the front desk girl asked the brother-in-law to borrow 2,000 yuan, saying that he would return it to the brother-in-law after paying his salary.

A few days passed, and the sister-in-law found her brother-in-law: I'm really sorry, I don't have money to pay you back.

The brother-in-law said: It doesn't matter, I don't want the money, I will take you to a place after work.

After work, the brother-in-law led her sister to a five-star hotel, and the sister said happily: What are you doing, invite me to dinner?

The brother-in-law said: No, this is the restaurant opened by my father, you go in and wash the dishes for me.

12 Fa Xiao, who dropped out of junior high school, became a manager at Bentley's 4s store and invited me to a restaurant for a drink.

One of us drank a bottle of 92 years of Wuliangye, and Fa Xiao complained to me: "Brother, I have a problem, I always talk about dreams at night!" ”

Me: "Then go to the hospital for treatment!" ”

Fa Xiao: "Alas, my wife also let me go, but I can't go!" ”

Me: "Why?" ”

Fa Xiao: "If it is really cured, my only voice at home will not be gone!" ” 

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