Funny snippet
1. A person to travel, suddenly anxious but can not find the bathroom, in a hurry into a five-star hotel on the side of the road, after solving a relaxed, but can not find the exit, around to go around to the restaurant, it is lunchtime, a lot of people, go in actually no one noticed, around a circle or did not find the exit, no one asked, so, I calmly picked up the plate... Saying! The 5 star buffet was delicious!
2. The poor father with four sons, when he was about to run out of breath, called his sons together, took out a pair of chopsticks from under the bed, was broken by the child, took out two pairs that were broken by the third son, and took out another one, the eldest son looked at one and snatched it all and broke it all, and the second son said: "Are you teaching us to unite?" The father said a word in the weakest voice and then broke his breath, "This is... The Qianlong Emperor... Used"
3. Once I came back late from playing cards at night (about eleven o'clock at night), I was walking and felt that there was a person in front of me, taking a picture with a flashlight, and almost didn't have fun lying there. The two boys kissed each other, this is nothing new, the problem is that the little boy is short and the model is not right. Standing on the road teeth also laid a few bricks. So talented. #开心一刻 #
