One of the stories of Beijing's new police officer Xiao Wu just went to work for a week, and Xiao Wu, who had just put on his police uniform, decided to treat himself and go to the theater to watch a movie. The queue to buy tickets is long, and the small five breathe a sigh of relief, in a row

One of the stories of Beijing's new police officer Xiao Wu

Just a week after going to work, Xiao Wu, who had just put on his police uniform, decided to treat himself and go to the theater to watch a movie.

The queue to buy tickets was long, and the little five breathed a sigh of relief and lined up to the end.

"New cop, huh?" A man next to him asked.

Xiao Wu wondered, "How do you know?"

"Cough, the old policeman has a queue to buy tickets."

"Oh." Xiao Wu understood, went straight to the ticket gate, handed over the money and said, "I bought a ticket." "

"New cop, huh?" The people in the window laughed.

"How do you know?" "If the old policeman has the money to buy a ticket, you can go straight in, no one dares to stop it."

"Oh." Little Five grew insightful again, tried it, and sure enough, no one stopped him.

Entering the theater, Xiao Wu went downstairs and casually found a seat to sit down.

Before he could sit down, someone next to him asked, "New cop, huh?" It's really weird.

Xiao Wu was confused in his heart, and his mouth was still hard: "Who said that!" "

"The old cops are upstairs watching movies, and downstairs are all new cops like you."

Little Five went upstairs to take a look, but isn't it, there are a lot of policemen here. Xiao Wu picked a seat and sat down, and it wasn't long before the movie started.

A policeman next to him turned his head to look at him and said coldly, "New cop, huh?" "

"How can you see that I'm a new cop?"

"The old policeman who sits and watches a movie like you do, you have to be like me."

Little Five learned from the old policeman, put his two feet up, and put them on the neck of the people in the front row, and sure enough, he was much more comfortable and found some feeling of being a policeman.

Halfway through the movie, Little Five was a little anxious and rushed to the bathroom.

At the bathroom door, I was stopped by a staff member: "New cop, huh?"

Xiao Wu still wondered: "I don't have any writing on the door of my head, how do you know?" "

"If any policeman still comes here, everyone pees from upstairs to downstairs, and you look like a new cop."

Xiao Wu was ashamed that he almost lost someone to the police.

He stood on the edge of the second floor and breathed a sigh of relief downstairs...

"Hey, it's the new cop peeing upstairs!" Suddenly someone downstairs shouted.

"..."Xiao Wu leaned over and looked down.

"Look, the old policeman's urine is a piece, even if you are a new policeman, you will pour it on my head!"

Xiao Wu's face was flushed, and he quickly pulled the zipper up, turned around and sat down casually in a seat.

"New cop, huh?" A buddy next to him said. "....................."

"After the old policeman peed, who quickly pulled the zipper, he also had to expose the guy for a while to breathe and scare the chicks."