1, the sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the aunt

1, the sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. Yesterday, my grandmother (85 years old), my mother (60 years old), my wife (32 years old), and my niece (16 years old) suddenly had a whim, made an appointment to go shopping together to buy clothes, looked at their distant backs, and my dad said quietly: Such a combination will definitely not buy clothes. Sure enough, the generation gap was painful, someone took a fancy to one piece of clothing, and then the other 3 people said it was not good together.

3. When playing the game a few years ago, I met a 34-year-old tycoon. When I went to his house as a guest, I found that his family had a very cute Erha, and I often took delicious food to entertain it. Yesterday, I took Erha to play in the community, and it just so happened that the local tycoon came back from outside with his 5-year-old son. His son was biting the chicken leg in his hand, and Erha obediently walked over to his son and bit the chicken leg away when his son was not paying attention. When this foodie, when I was still reprimanded, came up to me and bit the chicken leg into my hand. I:......

4, my family is not very rich, which leads to my standard of finding a partner is not very high. I don't dare to find a very good-looking girlfriend, and specifically pick the past that I just watched. On this day, a girl named more than two hundred pounds of small fat people was added to the people nearby, and I think it doesn't matter if I am fat. So I talked to her for a while, and then asked her out for a cold drink. When I arrived at the door of the cold drink shop, I looked up at her who was more than one meter and nine meters tall. I admit, I instigated. "

5, recently a little fever, I went to the hospital for injections, it turned out to be the hospital where my sister-in-law worked. I looked at the shiny needle and couldn't help asking, "Did you hit it painfully?" I'm afraid of pain! The sister-in-law said: "Rest assured, I am an old nurse who has been a nurse for 3 years... I said, "Then I'll be relieved!" Then he slammed a needle down, and then said slowly, "There is no such thing as not being painful!" ”"

6, colleagues idle to rent a BMW to take me for a ride, the result of bmw on the road broke down. In the dead of night we called Didi home. As soon as the colleague got into the car, he said to the driver: "Hurry up and turn on the air conditioner, it's too hot." The driver focused on driving and said lightly: "Eight precepts, don't make trouble, the air conditioner is broken and can't be turned on!" "I couldn't help but laugh out loud, my colleague did look particularly fat. Then I heard my colleague exhale and say, "You said it earlier, we won't get into your car!" ”

7, our company's beautiful sister came to me and said, let me be his boyfriend for a few days, pay per time, at least in the end can earn ten thousand. Having money and having women, this kind of benefit I may refuse! After arriving at my sister's house, I had a good chat with the second elder, and I was very satisfied, so I asked me when the two of them got married. I accidentally dripped oil on my pants while eating, and my aunt helped me wash them and let me go take a shower. After taking a shower, I found that there was no towel, so I shouted, I didn't expect to get used to it at home, and I shouted with my mouth: Mom, towel!

8. I went to my husband's house to rub rice with empty hands, took a box of Chinese from him when I left, and hid in the bedroom at home to enjoy it. I smoked a cigarette while reading a health book. Suddenly seeing long-term smoking can affect the respiratory system and cardiovascular system. This frightened me, and immediately took two puffs of smoke to suppress the shock, and secretly made up my mind: never read a book again, it is too scary!

9. Dude is a coach at the driving school, and today he took the students to practice subject three. One of the girls got into the car and began to wear seat belts, and after a while the girl asked the brother strangely: Coach, why do you have a seat belt? That's too dangerous. The buddy said: I feel that I will not let the female trainees still go on the road. The girl said angrily: Why, you are discriminating against me. The buddy reached out and slapped his hand and roared: You put your seat belt in my bayonet, and you said what you wanted me to do.

10. Before work today, a buddy called us to go to his house for dinner. He said that his wife was going to have a good thing to announce to a few of us, and even he didn't know what it was. At dinner, his wife said: I am pregnant. At that time, a few of our buddies were almost dizzy with joy. The buddy excitedly called his father and said: Dad, you are going to be a grandson! But I always feel that something is wrong, why do you want to tell us together, and many people are so happy...?

11. On the weekend, I met a girl in a bar, she was particularly rich, and gave me a very expensive folding screen mobile phone. As a result, when I came home that night, I lost my mobile phone. I was depressed, and my girlfriend advised me: Don't let what you have lost affect your mood. But where I listened, and then my girlfriend said: Look at you so depressed every day, I really hurt, this way, I tell you something, divert your attention! Curiously, I asked: What's the matter? Who knows what the girlfriend said: Break up! I don't want to divert attention like that.

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