1, yesterday went to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, bought a package of 20, gave the boss 50. Looking for me 40, I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. Didn't go far the boss called out to me: Your cigarette is not taken, me

1, yesterday went to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, bought a package of 20, gave the boss 50. Looking for me 40, I pretended not to know, put it in my pocket and left. The boss didn't go far and called me: Your cigarette was not taken, and I shed tears of emotion. Take out ten dollars to the boss: you found me ten more dollars. The boss also left tears of emotion: boy, bring the cigarette, I will change it for you. Smoking the cigarette that the boss had just changed for me, the pure taste couldn't help but move me again: Boss, take the 50 just now and I will give you another one. The boss took the 50 and was also touched again: Young man, give me the money that was looking for you just now, and I will change it for you. After taking the boss to find my money again, I was also moved again, and took out a mobile phone from my pocket: Boss, the mobile phone is returned to you. The boss was in tears, trembling and pulling out a wallet: Boy, the wallet is back to you.

2, a local tycoon in the New Year to the nephew to press the old money, the local tycoon said: you give the uncle kowtow, a head 10,000, you can prostrate five. Nephew: Words count. Then 6 of them were slammed. The local tycoon asked him: You bumped 6, and your uncle only had 50,000 to do it? The little guy said with a disdainful face: The more one sent you!

3, this night to run a taxi, rush home to sleep, the result is a couple in a taxi. I stopped and asked, "Where are you going?" The girl said: Master, go to Guida, don't you go? I said: I'm sorry, I'm not on the way, I'm getting ready to drive away. I heard the girl say to the boy: Blame you, call you, buy a movie ticket earlier, now it's better, and you won't be able to rush back to school. The boy said: Or I won't be back tonight. Hearing this reminds me of my student days, alas! Decisively rolled down the window and said to them: I remembered that I was going to go to Your University to do something, get in the car, let's go!

4. Today is the day of my marriage with my wife, after sending away the guests, we are ready to count the gift money received today. At this time, my 70-year-old father was shaking from outside and carrying water into the hospital. My wife reprimanded me: "Your father is so old, how can you bear to pick such two large buckets of water, others will say that we are not filial piety!" I asked my daughter-in-law, "What do you say we should do?" Daughter-in-law: "Change him two kegs tomorrow!" ”

5. I've been with my boyfriend for five years, and he often never kissed my mouth on this piece of wood. At dinner that night, I poured my boyfriend two glasses of white wine, thinking about making him drunk and, and he actually fell asleep. I went to his house this morning and made him a warm cup of coffee for him to take to the company to drink, and he was very happy to say that I was sensible (I would not tell you, I put salt, pepper, paprika, mustard in the coffee... Hmm, I'm doing this to let you know that if you offend a woman, you'll die a miserable death....

6, on the weekend, the father-in-law and a few brothers who play well went to the bar to eat, the father-in-law ordered a plate of sauce pig's trotters, and found that the sauce pig's trotters could not bite! So the father-in-law asked the waiter: "What do you do with this pig's trotter, why can't you bite?" You go and call your boss to me, and I ask what's going on? Who knew that the waiter came to say: He can bite when he comes?

7. Recently, the rich woman has made a new boyfriend who has just graduated from college, and she is a variety of adjustments for him! In the evening, the rich woman took out the 96-year-old Lafite, and then hooked her boyfriend's hand: Come here, drink two glasses of wine with me today. The boyfriend covered his face and said: You see, last night I was drunk and beaten by you, and I was still swollen. Rich Woman: No, you have to drink! Boyfriend: Why? Rich Woman: I have compulsive evidence, and when I see your face asymmetrical, my heart is uncomfortable!

8, there is a buddy married, has always been very good to his wife. His daughter-in-law is particularly willful, and has been bullying him since she was in school, spending money indiscriminately, but the brothers have no complaints. That night the buddies drank too much and told us the truth: my daughter-in-law's father was seven brothers in her generation, and then my daughter-in-law had 12 cousins, she was the only girl of this generation, and by the way, she had a brother. So even if my daughter-in-law beats me to death, I won't fight back, because this is love...?

9, there is an old family, if there is a treasure, it happens that I have an 83-year-old grandmother in my family. Grandma is in good spirits, but she is a bit old and confused. Went to Grandma's house for dinner last night. Seeing that there was a flood on TV, my grandmother said to my father, "The year your brother was born, there was a big flood here in our family, do you remember?" My dad nodded and said affirmatively, "Well, remember, I remember very well!" ”

10, the female boss cried that the mobile phone was stolen, I said: "You are such a big boss, the mobile phone lost and then buy a Huawei is not OK?" Cry! The landlady said: "There are pictures inside!" Out of curiosity, I contacted the thief and texted the landlady's mobile phone: "10,000 redeem the phone!" The thief simply agreed. When I got my phone back, I quickly looked through the photo album, and Mader had nothing but a few plain photos. The landlady took the phone and quickly deleted those plain face photos, as if relieved: "Finally did not flow out..." Then, she looked at me and said: "Well done, add chicken legs tonight!" "Mad, ten thousand dollars for a chicken leg?" Angry!

11. After the untimely death of her brother-in-law who moved bricks at the construction site, my sister lived alone with her little nephew. As soon as I have time, I will visit my sister and little nephew. Recently my little nephew is about to have a birthday, and I am ready to buy him a seatable electric toy car. He told me: Auntie, can you buy me a double seat? I quipped to him: Why? Do you have a girlfriend? Double seating required. He said seriously: Now no, when I have a car, there will definitely be!?

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