My family is open an outdoor barbecue stall, when I go home during the National Day holiday, my family will tell me to work in the barbecue stall, one day, there are table guests in the corner of the corner, come, come... After I heard it

My family is open an outdoor barbecue stall, when I go home during the National Day holiday, my family will tell me to work in the barbecue stall, one day, there are table guests in the corner of the corner, come, come... When I heard it, I ran over at lightning speed, only to see someone throw the leg of lamb bone on the ground... Then come over and the puppy takes it away! I wanted to find a seam to drill into.

2, Fa Xiao planted a lot of potatoes, came to the city to sell, specially sent me a bag. Giggling, I took a leave of absence to take him to dinner, and as I was leaving, his pickup truck ran out of gas, and I refueled again. After returning home, my wife was a little unhappy: the money for eating and refueling could buy half a cart of potatoes! By the way, what about potatoes? I suddenly remembered that the potato was still in his pickup truck and forgot to take it down...

3, I: "Honey, marry me, I will make you happy." Girlfriend: "Who will control your salary in the future if I promise you?" Me: "Rest assured, I never spend money indiscriminately, and I will not spend money indiscriminately, and I will not give my salary to my mother before, and when I get married, I will not spend it indiscriminately, and my salary will be returned to my mother." Girlfriend: "Rest assured, I won't marry you." ”

4, gold bars and other hard currency, the main reason why we buy is to be able to maintain value and increase in value. But the data tells us the ironclad fact that if it is only bought to hide in the house for emergency, its role is limited to slowing down the depreciation of our assets. If you want to play the value of the gold bar, you can sell at the appropriate high price and buy at a low price.

5, when I was a child playing games with friends, a large group of people pressed on one person. Once I was pressed to the bottom, and after five people pressed up, I screamed: is going to be crushed out by you. Everyone thought I was joking, and then a smell finally made them believe it!

6, distraught, I sent a statement: the only opportunity and hope in this society that gives me the same opportunity and hope as others is in the lottery station!! The following friend replied: It is really different, people can buy duplexes, you can't afford to buy !!!

7, buddy did not enter the university in high school, they went around messing around, and finally came to a company to work as a security guard. Then I worked in obscurity for six years, suddenly received a notice, was promoted, became a security director, and did not have to stand guard in the future. The buddies were a little confused, they didn't do anything to get promoted, and then they were full of worries after many inquiries. Finally, I learned that the old couple who opened the breakfast shop downstairs of their company turned out to be the parents of the boss, and the reason for the promotion was that they had eaten breakfast for six consecutive years and never said a bad word about the company and the boss!

8. Because the mother-in-law and the father-in-law prefer sons to daughters, the relationship between the wife and the brother-in-law has always been very bad. Some time ago, my brother-in-law was expelled because she had a child with a married female teacher. After the wife learned of this, she went around talking nonsense in the community. The mother-in-law scolded her: "A woman should control her mouth, and it will be annoying to talk about it everywhere." Then my mother-in-law said to me, "You too, you have to keep your mouth shut." I immediately said, "What does it have to do with me, I didn't talk about it everywhere." The mother-in-law gave me a blank look: "Keep your mouth shut, what kind of fat do you see?" ”

9, last night the six-year-old daughter was too naughty to let me beat up a meal, in the morning to go to the bathroom in the door slit to see my daughter standing on the small dengzi put my toothbrush in the toilet for a while and put it back, the key is that I have beaten her several times before, brushing my teeth when I feel that the taste is not right and I don't think much about it, you said such a little villain revenge heart is strong, it seems that after the child is better, in case I give me some medicine one day, I don't know how to die...

10. In the evening, I went to the bar with my roommate to drink and chat, and as a result, Brother Wang drank too much, so we put him back in the dormitory and let him lie down. When I went to the bathroom, I heard him taking his mobile phone and calling one by one, and after connecting, there was nothing to say. I heard "haha" laughing in the bathroom. When he came out, he found out that he was holding my mobile phone...

1 The brother and sister-in-law have been in love for 5 years, and when they are about to get married, the brother thinks that the sister-in-law is too strong and wants to give up. Who knew that the sister-in-law saw through her brother's thoughts at a glance and said directly to her brother: After marriage, I will let you. My brother immediately believed it, and it didn't take long to get married. Now married for 3 years, the sister-in-law has not broken her promise, which makes my brother very moved. Since the sister-in-law got married, she let her brother wash clothes, let her brother wash dishes, let her brother cook, let her brother mop the floor, and let her brother help her nephew with homework.

12, a pair of lovers discussed the marriage, the boy said: Let's get married must choose a good day! The girl said: In fact, just find a rest day, why do you have to choose a good day? The boy said: You don't understand! I don't have a good life after I get married...

13, the younger brother likes to scrub the bath, every time he goes to the bathhouse to scrub a lot of money. The younger brother felt trouble, so he took out a loan to open a bathhouse. Yesterday, early after work, I went to my brother's shop to take a shower. After entering, I found a man and the uncle who was scrubbing the bath dry. The man said while hitting: I spent 50 yuan to tattoo the tiger, you actually rubbed a head off me.

14. If the high-speed rail accidentally sits through the station, it can return for free. There are regulations on high-speed rail passenger transport, if passengers due to misbooking, mispurchasing or sitting at the station, need to be sent back, you can find the captain to issue a passenger record, you can not make up the ticket, free return.