1. It's been two years since my brother died. One day I flipped through his phone to his original number. I couldn't help but send out: Brother! Sister misses you. You're going to be fine over there! A moment back to me: Sister!

1. It's been two years since my brother died. One day I flipped through his phone to his original number. I couldn't help but send out: Brother! Sister misses you. You're going to be fine over there! A moment back to me: Sister! I miss you and my parents too! I burst into tears in an instant! Hit it right away. A little brother picked up. I talked to him for a long time. It was as if my brother had really returned. Now this little brother and I are exchanging greeting text messages for the holiday season

2. Went to the hospital with my girlfriend and found that I was two months pregnant. I wanted to report good news to my husband, but the phone was out of power, so I had to borrow my girlfriend's mobile phone to send him a text message: I am pregnant. After the successful sending, I remembered that there was no signature, and I just wanted to resend my husband and replied: Honey, really? Where are you now? I'll pick you up!

3. In the morning, the flower shop came to send a large pot of XIAN palms to the manager. I was curious to ask the manager if it had been sent by his daughter-in-law. He replied with a special hesitation that yes, and explained that they had had a big fight, and she might have sent it here to apologize. Then he asked me to read the words on the card to him. It was written in big red letters: Sit on it.

4, the sky is blowing strong wind, the man while smoking while walking on the road, he took out a match to light a cigarette, while facing the wind and paddling the fire while saying: "Light a cigarette is only three, after three do not light a cigarette." Three matches crossed, but the smoke was still not lit, so the man said loudly: "Only seven cigarettes are lit, and after seven, there is no cigarette!" After drawing four more matches, the smoke was still not lit, and the man gently comforted himself: "Call him three seven twenty-one, when he lights and when he smokes." "It turns out that the jianghu has always been there!

5. I have a cooperative relationship with the previous company, and once I had to ask her to dinner and talk about the plan because of business matters. She came to see me that day in fur and in a BMW. I told my friend: She dresses so beautifully, does she still like me, otherwise why do you pay so much attention? Friends say: Don't dream, people just tell you that after separating from you, people will live happier!

6, the daughter is getting bigger and bigger to see more and more people and understand more and more. After eating last night, she began to freak out: "You are really good actors!" Dad's relatives praised Mom, and Mom's relatives praised Dad, as if Dorn loved. Seeing that we didn't talk, he said, "I just want to ask, when there are no guests at home, why do you both ask me to wash the dishes?" ”

7. Today I took the train to go on a business trip, and across from me sat an uncle of about 50 years old. I was quietly listening to the song with sleepiness, looking at the scenery outside. At this time, the uncle on the other side suddenly took out a bag of cat coffee from his pocket. Then tear open, pour into the mouth, chew and chew, the aroma of coffee instantly pounced, I was stunned, is it wrong for me to drink coffee with water for so many years??

8. My wife and I went to Sanya on our honeymoon to see the sea, and saw many couples riding tandem bicycles. We also rented one and rode leisurely on the seaside highway. When I came across a slope, I went up with all my might. Breathlessly, I said to my wife, "I'm exhausted, and I'm finally coming up." The wife said triumphantly: "Fortunately, I have been pinching the brakes, otherwise I will slide down." ”

9. Today I went swimming in the Yangtze River and saw a very unhygienic foreigner who has been drinking river water. Unexpectedly, he was still very happy to drink, dancing and shouting, and asked me: "Do you drink?" Drink or not? Later, he found that I saw that his eyes were not friendly, so he sunk into the water and drank it himself, and did not come up for half a day. Now I understand that what he said should be: help!

10, in order to give my girlfriend a better life, I began to work hard. Every day out early and late home, before a month, the girlfriend ran away with a rich second generation who drove a Mercedes-Benz C300. After the breakup, I was ready to leave sadly and change to another corner of the city. One morning, suddenly someone knocked on the door, rubbed his eyes, and said, "Baby, you really still don't want me!" How did you find this, it took a lot of thought! The girlfriend was also surprised: "How are you!" My boyfriend asked me to come over and collect the rent! ”?

11. Today is the brother's time to take a ride-hailing car, before getting on the car, the brother cautiously asked: Master, can I take a picture of you? Nothing else! Safe brother one! The driver master acquiesced, and after the brothers took the photos, the driver master also took a photo of the brothers. Dude: You're also a cautious person! Deservedly! Driver Master: Just want to take a photo to keep a souvenir, most of the night wearing a slip dress is rare ah!

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