It was too hot in the summer, so I took a fan and accidentally let the boss smell my fox smell, and the boss covered my nose and fired me. Later, in order to support my family, I went to work in a small factory

It was too hot in the summer, so I took a fan and accidentally let the boss smell my fox smell, and the boss covered my nose and fired me. Later, in order to support my family, I went to work in a small factory. Yesterday, the owner gave us a conference. At the meeting, the boss said: "Considering that everyone has been working overtime for half a month, the company decided to send gifts and reunions to give some employees a chance to reunite with relatives and friends." I stood up and took the lead in applauding, "Good! Good! The boss then said, "Let me read the layoff list." ”

2, because when I went to work, I fell in love with the supervisor in the company, but the company clearly stipulated that I was not allowed to fall in love, so I resigned. The supervisor married me for the sake of face, and was very good to me after marriage. Yesterday we went shopping, and I liked a Longines watch with more than 80,000. My husband advised: "This needle is too thin, and your eyes are not good..." I immediately interrupted him: "As long as other people's eyes are good!"

3, Bing Qing Yujie's girlfriend worked in a big city, met a rich second generation, the two fell in love at first sight, and quickly got married. On the day of the wedding, the girlfriend cried a lot, and her parents were also sad that their daughter was going to marry far away. Last night, my girlfriend's mother missed her, so she called and asked: "Girlfriend, you have been married for three days, do you want to go home and live for a few days?" Unexpectedly, the girlfriend actually said: "Don't go!" Her sister wondered, "Why?" Don't you want to go home? The girlfriend said: "I don't want to, because my mother-in-law is very good to me, every day to make me food, but also do not let me do housework!" ”

4. Stole his girlfriend's Jingdong white strip and bought himself a MAC computer. After she knew about it, she and I proposed to break up, and I refused to give up. So I said okay, let's calm each other down for a while, and just yesterday, she finally called me. I was very happy, but she said: I will get married next week, and you will come when the time comes! What is the situation, completely out of the routine ah, and later Cai found out that the groom is my brother! The brother explained to me: I am just trying to prove to you that this woman is unreliable!

5, the third year of high school I fell in love, that was my first love, after the college entrance examination, the two of us were admitted to different cities, became a long-distance relationship, every day can only call, video to tell each other's similar pain. Yesterday, I said: Tomorrow is the anniversary of both of us, can you come and accompany me? Boyfriend: I'm sorry, honey, I can't go! After he refused, I burst into tears, and the next day, as soon as I went out, I saw him standing silly in the doorway, and I threw myself into his arms with joy and hugged him tightly... He even pulled out his phone and secretly sent a text message: "The transaction is canceled, his arm does not have to be unloaded!" ”

6, and her husband are Dink, so I was sterilized before marriage, but I didn't expect to suddenly become pregnant recently. My husband just wanted a daughter, so I gave birth to this child. Now that my daughter is in elementary school, my husband tutored her daughter to write her homework last night. After a while, he walked up to me and said breathlessly, "Hurry up and beat your girlfriend, it's too abrasive, it's angry with me!" Curious, I asked, "Tell me what to do, won't you beat yourself?" Husband: "I really don't want to fight, or you go." ”

7. When I married my wife, my mother-in-law not only did not ask for a bride price, but also bought a set of tomson's house for me. At that time, I was so excited that I invited new neighbors everywhere to dinner, and soon I mixed up. When I went to the garage yesterday to drive a BMW, I saw the neighbor's child drawing something on his Maybach. I was curious and asked him what he was doing, and the boy looked at me pitifully and said, "My father beat me, don't tell him that I wrote it in the car." I looked closer, and on the door of the car was written with a small stone: Dad is a big bad guy! At night, I heard the child's cry again...

8, the elder brother is a large nerve, brain circuits and normal people are different. Some time ago, he saw a girl in the company and wanted to ask someone to come out to play. Since the elder brother was still good-looking, the sister agreed. Yesterday, when they were chatting, my sister suddenly asked him: Do you like tea? He said: Well, I really like to drink iced tea, a large bottle of ice cold, drink it thief cool! Then the sister ignored him.

9, there is a co-worker with black circles to work, let me feel very confused. I asked him, "What's wrong with you, didn't you sleep well at night?" Co-worker: "Yes, the newly moved neighbor next door is so hateful, yesterday three more in the middle of the night came to ring my doorbell." Me: "Did you go to the police?" Co-worker: "No, I continued to blow my whistle when they were crazy." ”

10, the brother-in-law is a playboy, not long ago in the electronics factory where he worked, often flirted with the female manager, was found by the boss, directly fired. Then he went to the US group to deliver takeaways without his wife. Last night to a fast hotel to deliver food, the moment the door opened the brother-in-law directly stayed in place, the door was opened by his wife! Then the brother-in-law threw down the takeaway and ran out, and she did not expect that she actually gave a bad review. The brother-in-law has now drunk 10 bottles of Tsingtao beer and has not figured out how to eliminate the bad reviews?

In Ward 1, a patient had just finished surgery and said to the nurse, "Oh, the Jindan I cultivated so hard was ruined by you?" Nurse: "Less nonsense, isn't it just a kidney stone?" Yesterday, a seventeen-year-old girl also cultivated the Yuan Baby, but I took it away! ”

12, my cousin bought a color drift for 1 million, and then used the price of an Audi A6 to marry a flight attendant and became my sister-in-law. Soon after the new marriage, the sister-in-law complained: "My parents are too anxious, your mother mentioned the birth of a child yesterday, saying that she wanted to pack her grandchildren early." "My cousin said: Mom is indeed a little anxious, but my father has never said it!" My sister-in-law pouted and said, "Although my father didn't say it, he wrapped up a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War and dangled it in front of me every day." ”

13, father and mother have been married for many years, and the relationship between husband and wife has been harmonious and happy. My father earned money outside to support the family, my mother did housework at home, transported me to and from school, and the family's financial power was in the hands of my mother. Yesterday Dad had dozens of dollars left pocket money, Mom took 200 to Dad, Dad resigned repeatedly, Mom said you take it. Dad raised his head and said proudly: "Starve to death and don't eat the food that comes!" When my mother was speechless, my father came and said: You put it on the table and I take it myself.