1, yesterday the daughter-in-law went to the bathhouse to take a bath, came back to me and said that there was a woman with a very large boy who also bathed in the bathhouse, and the daughter-in-law asked the woman: Big sister, how old is your child, and bring it in

1, yesterday the daughter-in-law went to the bathhouse to take a bath, came back to me and said that there was a woman with a very large boy who also bathed in the bathhouse, and the daughter-in-law asked the woman: Big sister, how old are your children, and also brought into the women's bathhouse to take a bath? The woman said: Still young, only 5 years and 7 months! The daughter-in-law said: Oh, my family has a husband of 5 years and 240 months, and I will bring it in next time!???

2, HIT graduated brother-in-law in Huawei Group work, this day in the busy work, Huawei P40 mobile phone forgot to mute, suddenly Alipay rang: Alipay to the account 1000000. The brother-in-law was very surprised, how could someone transfer so much money to himself, open Alipay and found that his wife transferred 1000000 to him. The brother-in-law carefully counted, it was indeed 1,000,000, and the V letter also received a message: my sister wants to give you pocket money, and the Volkswagen Beetle that I recently looked at went to buy it. 5 minutes later I sent a text message to my brother-in-law: You turn 1,000,000 back. The brother-in-law said: Why? I said, "That's me and your sister going on a big adventure!" The brother-in-law said: Who to deceive, don't try to rob me of pocket money.

3. When I was cooking for my wife at noon today, I saw the kitchen knife I bought last time. It was because our company was organizing tours, and then a tour guide took us around. I just look at it and don't buy it, the tour guide began to talk all kinds of cold words, I really can't stand it, OK bar spent less than 30 yuan to buy a thing. You don't have to say, things are not bad, in the next tour, the tour guide really did not have the slightest bit of unkindness to me. No, yesterday my mother-in-law came to my house to cook and said: The kitchen knife I bought this time is still good to use.

4. When my cousin was studying at a university in a foreign country, he met a graduate student at the university. The two people have feelings for each other and begin a sweet love. Today, my cousin followed his girlfriend home to see his parents, and it was raining heavily. As soon as I entered the door, I heard my girlfriend's mother complain: "Your father went to buy vegetables, he knew it was going to rain, and he didn't bring an umbrella when he went out." Then the cousin picked up his untied umbrella and rushed out, and the girlfriend said, "You've never seen my dad, how do you find it?" The cousin looked confident and said, "It doesn't matter, I can deduce your father's appearance from the way you and your mother look." ”?

5, in the middle of the night, the sister has gone to sleep at the window, saw the brother-in-law wrapped seven or eight cigarettes into the house, inexplicably asked: "It's almost twelve o'clock at night, where did you get so much smoke?" The brother-in-law said: "Just bought, today I made a statement with everyone at the unit, starting from tomorrow, I will no longer buy cigarettes, and I will start to quit smoking after smoking the existing cigarettes at home." Just now I checked, the inventory is not much, so, before 12 o'clock to order some goods. ”

6. The local tycoon chatted with a bentley driver on the way to work. The owner of the Bentley said: "My wife asked me to buy 20,000 yuan of bags, and I spent 2,000 yuan to buy her a high imitation, making 8,000 private money." The local tycoon said: "My wife also asked me to give 20,000 yuan a bag, and I also spent 2,000 to buy her a high imitation, but I earned more than 8,000." The Owner of the Bentley said, "How did you do it?" The local tycoon said: "I took the 8,000 to buy myself an accident insurance, and then told her the truth about the bag." ”

7, female colleagues are very strange, see I am 21 years old and there is no object, just introduce me to her girlfriend to know, although I am 9 years older, because of good looks, I did not refuse, and we chatted very well, a little bit of seeing each other and hating the feeling of late. Seeing that our relationship was getting better and better, the female colleague suddenly said: "Brother, I will reintroduce you to one!" "I said, now this is very good. She said: "My girlfriend is 9 years older than you, and I don't think she deserves you!" "I said no, pretty or not, not pretty, I like big." Female colleagues insisted on introducing me, and I said I could take a look. As a result, when I went on a blind date at night, I learned that she was planning to introduce her to me, and the problem was that she was 12 years older than me. Now what?

8, last night's company party, female colleagues drunk, I drove her home. Carry her to bed and see that her coat is stained with wine, so I plan to take her coat off! Just as she pulled open the zipper, her mother pushed the door and saw it. I hurriedly explained, "Auntie, I...", and her mother smiled and closed the door: "It's all right, you continue!"

9. On this day, my wife was responsible for cooking at home, this was her brother's cooking, and I only ate a little and said that I was full. Then I quickly made an excuse to go out to dinner. I ordered a bowl of beef vermicelli soup in the shop, and I saw that my father had also entered the store! Looking up at each other, I said awkwardly: Dad, haven't you eaten? Dad smiled: Don't tell your daughter-in-law!

10. When I came back from playing outside, I saw a hundred-dollar bill on the coffee table. Mom usually manages strictly, pocket money is basically nothing, this time she suddenly sent compassion? I couldn't help but be happy in my heart, so I quickly went forward to pick it up, and suddenly found that there was a note pressed underneath. Only to see that it reads: Today is your grandmother's birthday, let's go together to wish her a happy birthday, note, this money is not for you, just to remind you to see this note!

11. When learning to drive, the coach said bitterly: Everyone must mark the luxury car, and they can't afford to lose it! After I listened, I asked: You also have more than ten years of driving experience, what car are you most afraid of hitting? The coach was suddenly silent and took a sharp sip of the Huazi in his hand. Sighed and said: I'm most afraid of hitting the van because you never know how many people will come down from above to hit you!?

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