1, go to Foxconn interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. Head of Personnel

1, go to Foxconn interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. After 10 minutes, the head of personnel asked: Is it connected? I replied: Not yet. So the personnel supervisor took it and entered: 2444666668888888! Am I not passing the interview now? I didn't expect the answer to such a simple question!?

2, seriously, I just ask heaven to stop grinding me, and I don't want to be the richest man in the world. I don't have to suffer my mind, I have to strain my bones, I starve my body, I empty my body, I do what I do, and I can't help but be patient. I just want to be a 90-pound, shallow and ignorant, good-looking and rich little girl! Is it hard to ask for such a small request, God won't satisfy me?!

3. When the sister and brother took their brother-in-law home once, they were just about to go home and it rained heavily outside. My mother politely advised my brother-in-law to stay overnight, and when she was finished, she went to prepare the futon! Mom was ready, but the sister found that her brother-in-law was missing. After an hour or so, the brother-in-law returned with a very embarrassed body. My sister asked in surprise: Where have you been? The brother-in-law replied breathlessly: I went home to get my pajamas, and my sister laughed at my brother-in-law about it every time after tea.

4, the brother bought a new bed at home, the brother began to sigh: "This bed is really wide enough, can sleep three people." My sister-in-law always wanted a child, and then said to her brother, "If you want to, I have no problem." The brother was excited to hear his sister-in-law's words, and said to his sister-in-law: "As long as you don't get jealous, then I have no problem." "My brother is still in the hospital...

5, playing small me is the scum of the class, changed seats many times, I have been sitting next to the trash can. I was also blind during the exam, so I often counted down to my brother. The class teacher would call the parents every time, and I would tell my parents every time: I am saving my strength, and the college entrance examination will be known. Until the day when the college entrance examination results came out, my father calmly said to me: Daughter, my father has also preserved his strength for many years, and today he also lets you see it.

6, I hong luck when the first time to buy the lucky lottery won 5.8 million, and then throw 880,000 dowry, take a 178 cm flight attendant, but see the sister-in-law regrets, people are so out of breath, long Wangshu desire is endless. And the flight attendant after giving birth to the child began to pull the body shape began to pull the crotch, the figure out of shape a little evil, looking at her greedy mouth stealing, I am very disgusted. As a result, people were still not convinced, and bragged to me: "At that time, I was a flower in the aviation college, especially popular with boys, there was a boy who was called excessive, almost to the point of obsession with me, no matter what time, no matter the wind and rain, no matter where I was, as long as I made a phone call, he would immediately rush to me!" I said sourly, "Really? What happened to the two of you, kissing? Or..." The flight attendant immediately interrupted me: "Why are you so dirty, we are innocent!" I made a look of disbelief, and my wife continued: "People deliver takeaways very professionally...."

7, last night made braised pork, daughter-in-law is about to stretch chopsticks to clip, the son on the side of the blocked: "Mom, aren't you losing weight?" You can't eat fatty meat! "The daughter-in-law was helpless, so she could only give up and eat green vegetables." Then my son put a few large pieces of fat meat into my bowl in a row, and I was touching my son to know that it hurt people! The son came and said, "Mom, let your father eat the fat, he's fat, those aunts outside will definitely not like him, it's safe."

8. In order to pay back 100,000 yuan of Alipay flower shells, I abandoned my pregnant girlfriend and got along with the old rich woman. Now that it's been five years since then, I've always felt guilty about my ex-girlfriend. When I went to the mall today, I actually met my ex-girlfriend's father. Although they broke up, out of courtesy, they still came forward to say hello, and they smiled kindly. I bought a lot of clothes, came to my car, and suddenly found that the tires in the back of my car were put down

9. After class this afternoon, a buddy called me. Dude: Come to my dormitory today for hot pot. I thought to myself: Now the school checks the hot pot where the ban is so strict. I said yes, and after a while I passed, and when I went in, I saw a large washbasin. All kinds of hot pot ingredients and vegetables in the basin, everything is complete, and the most important washbasin is also inserted in the 2 hot fast!

10. When I go to work, a colleague at the workstation next to me sighs and sighs. I asked, "Sigh?" He said: "My wife is crazy shopping, and she gets 2,000 yuan a month, which is useless." I said, "I can't handle this, and my wife won't listen to me." Sister Zhang listened and said, "I have a way, and then on the street, you take the initiative to accompany her and help her carry her bag." When she looks at the clothes, you pull your leg and leave, and she has no money to pay and has to go home with you! The colleague said excitedly, "Good idea! How did you come up with that? Sister Zhang said dejectedly, "I am suffering from it!" ”

11. My daughter-in-law carried me on her back and used my Alipay to transfer 80,000 yuan to my brother-in-law to buy a car. After I knew it, I got angry and had a big fight with my daughter-in-law, and she was scolded by me and went back to her mother's house. That morning, the old man prepared the following noodles and found that the half plate of beef jerky prepared the night before was strangely missing. Looking for it, the daughter-in-law said weakly: "Dad, I got up in the middle of the night last night to go to the toilet, a little hungry, just finished the left piece and the right piece." The old man jumped to his feet in anger: "Silly girl, such a cold day, you are hot and hot to eat!" ”?

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