1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1． Once, when I took a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, and she looked good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2． The brother-in-law and his sister were engaged and bought a new house in Tomson Yipin, which was 100,000 yuan. Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law transferred 100,000 yuan to her brother-in-law with Alipay the next day. So the brother-in-law bought a house of 1800,000, and also bought 2 large toy pigs wrapped in bamboo charcoal, and put them on the sofa to absorb formaldehyde. One day, Dad and Mom came to visit the house. The second elder sat on the sofa drinking tea, and his mother suddenly asked: "This new house has formaldehyde, have you put anything to suck it?" Need to buy greenery? The brother-in-law said without hesitation: "Yes, there are two pigs sitting on the sofa helping to take drugs..."

3. The ex-girlfriend called and deliberately put the phone close to my son so that she could listen to my son's crying. Unexpectedly, her brother said a word: "I am pregnant!" I was stunned and said, "It's none of my business, we've both been apart for more than a year." The ex-girlfriend shouted: "Roll the calves, I want to tell you that I can't conceive a child because of you." Then I hung up when I was done. Leaving my wife and I staring wide-eyed at our son who had just reached the full moon in our arms...

4. The demolition of my hometown lost me 8 million yuan, and I immediately bought a villa. On this day, I was walking in the neighborhood and saw a roadside notice on a notice that criticized a household owner who had trampled on the lawn. The notice was posted on the bulletin board, and the next day there was nothing on the board. There is no direct evidence of the property is that the owner of the household tore up, helpless, had to post again. The next day there was no more, and so on. Finally, the property was a bit anxious, and it was written again in extra large letters, and the following was also marked: The person who tore it again was fined 500 yuan! By the next day, the notice board was gone!

5. The doctors who stayed in the hospital during the New Year were idle. On this day, I went to the hospital to check for skin problems, and all the doctors in the clinic looked at me. The last few doctors have come to the conclusion that there should be skin problems because of fat sweating and oily breathability. After the doctor read it, he pushed me !!!!!!!! Recommended endocrinology, looked at the endocrinology department, the endocrinologist pushed me again!! Recommend nutrition department to let me lose weight. Just like that, I ran to the nutrition department again, and the nutrition doctor sat with me for a morning and told me how to lose weight!

6. On my wedding day, my father personally opened the door to send me to my mother-in-law's house. Usually 20 minutes away Dad drove for an hour.

I asked Dad: Dad, how come you drive so slowly! Dad said, "I'm driving so slowly because I want to stay with you a little longer."

I kissed him several times, and then talked to my father about it, and my father said: "At that time, I felt that the back was too heavy, and I couldn't hold my head in the direction, and for our safety, I could only open slowly."

7. I drank too much at the bar at the company party a year ago. When I woke up, I found myself lying in the window of the hotel, with a female colleague next to me. I immediately said that I was responsible for her, and we began a relationship. Now I was going to marry her, but she never agreed, and I didn't force it. At noon today, we were shopping, a group of people in front of us, my girlfriend said it was her family, let me take a quick detour. I thought that I could take this opportunity to meet my parents, so I didn't bypass it. If it weren't for her husband's presence, I think I would have succeeded!

8. At the hospital, the nurse took the syringe and shouted, "Which is the pleurisy patient, please come and draw blood!" A man rolled up his sleeves and said, "I am, here I am!" The nurse drew a tube of blood from his arm and was just about to leave. Man: "Nurse, what I have is emphysema, why do I draw so much blood for tests?" The nurse was astonished: "Didn't you just say you were a pleurisy patient?" How did it become emphysema again? Man: "My surname is brother, my name is Mo Yan, and my illness is emphysema." Nurse: "Ah! ”

9. Li Li and her husband have been married for more than ten years, but they are still often noisy and noisy. One day after dinner, my husband took out a blue and white porcelain plate from the kitchen and said to Li Li very solemnly: "You can't throw down the kitchen kitchen utensils in the kitchen after a lifetime, this plate was left for us by your father, and the last two of the ten will be left." Li Li glanced at her husband and said, "Then you can't argue with me in the future, I was also left by my father, only this one!" ”

10. The niece of the sister-in-law's family is about the same age as the son, and the son goes to her aunt's house for two days on weekends. When he sent it back on Sunday, his aunt said with a flying eyebrow: This child is so naughty! Turn your home to the sky! I wondered: I'm glad to see you. His aunt: Can you not be happy! Turned over his uncle's private money and found me more than two thousand! I subconsciously touched my pockets, thankfully I carried them with me!

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