1, the community power outage, I went up the stairs in the dark. Just arrived at the 2nd floor, just like a woman bumping into a full heart. Before she could make a sound, I grabbed her and shouted: Wife? Just listen to her while patting her chest

1, the community power outage, I went up the stairs in the dark. Just arrived at the 2nd floor, just like a woman bumping into a full heart. Before she could make a sound, I grabbed her and shouted: Wife? Just listen to her while patting her chest and saying: Scared the old woman to death. ay? Why are you sure it's me? I blurted out without thinking: Old husband and wife, I don't know it's you, and your size is still very recognizable.

2. A woman asked the abbot for marriage and asked the abbot curiously: "You have such good conditions, why didn't you find a girlfriend before?" The abbot explained, "Because I used to have too high a vision." The woman was smug: "Well, I'm honored to be your girlfriend!" The abbot said busily: "No, no, the main thing is that I have lowered my eyes now." ”

3, a few days ago with the buddies to the bar bungee met the beautiful woman who accompanied the wine, I used my money ability to help the beautiful woman directly complete the performance of several months, we fell in love. Because I was touched by this spirit of my girlfriend, I was ready to go to my mother-in-law's house to formally propose to my mother-in-law. My girlfriend told me that my husband didn't smoke or drink, so I carried two bags of rice and two buckets of oil and followed my wife who was carrying fruit. After the door opened, my wife went first, and as soon as I put the rice in the doorway, the door was closed. Before closing the door, I vaguely heard my mother-in-law say: "Now the service of selling grain and oil is really good, and it can be delivered to the door." ”

4. The cousin used Alipay to buy the remaining 20 yuan of Da LeTou, and the result was 100000000. After winning the award, a hot girl came over and patted her cousin on the shoulder and said: Handsome man, you don't know me? My cousin looked confused: Who are you? The hot girl approached her cousin and said: I am a classmate of your Tsinghua University, your memory is really poor! The cousin said: If you want to talk to each other, you don't have to go around the bend. Spice Girl said: No, you are really my college classmate. My cousin said: Don't lie to you, I didn't go to college at all! Unexpectedly, the hot girl turned around and left.

5. Last week, the second generation of the rich went to find a buddy to play, and there was a marriage downstairs in the buddy's house. A string of wedding cars are all Audi, the same as the rich second generation. Fu Er Dai also suddenly mischievous, and parked the car behind the convoy. Just stopped, a brother came over, and gave smoke to sugar, and gave a big red envelope: hard work! Fu Er Dai was momentarily overwhelmed: Oh, buddy, you really didn't find out that I was impersonating?

6) The boy says to the girl, "Honey, I love you!" I am willing to shield you from the wind and rain, and not let you suffer a little wind and sun! The girl said, "It's worth it to get a little wind blowing for you!" The boy said, "No, not at all!" "The girl was very touched and kicked the boy who was blocking the electric fan away...

7. Not long ago, my eldest leftover man in my family, my second brother, was finally getting married. A few days before the wedding, my second brother said to me: Xiu'er, my brother is about to get married, and you will be a bridesmaid that day. I said wittily: Second brother, you want me to go undercover for you, so let me open the door for you when you call the door on the wedding day??? My second brother said: It is worthy of my sister, smart. I said with a bad smile: My second sister-in-law has already given me two thousand, you look at it!!!

8, buddy is the second generation of the rich, starting from the age of eighteen, the annual birthday gift is a variety of luxury cars. He failed the college entrance examination, so he started his own car rental company, and now has tens of millions of assets. Yesterday I borrowed a newly bought Land Rover from him to take my wife back to my mother's house, and on the way, I asked my wife to take a side face photo for me. Unexpectedly, my wife came up and slapped me! I was horrified and asked her, "Why are you hitting me again?" Wife: "Your face is not sideways, how can I help you shoot!" "Huh? There seems to be nothing wrong with what she said...

9. Today I had a big quarrel with my wife, and the Cold War lasted most of the day. Before going to bed, my wife took two glasses of red wine, handed me a glass, and reconciled with me in a soft voice: "Dear husband, today is not right for me, I should not lose my temper, don't get angry anymore, come, drink a glass of red wine before going to bed!" After saying that, the wife looked up and drank it all. I was very touched in my heart, and I also learned the same way, and I looked up. As a result, I drank a big mouthful of rapeseed oil and almost choked me to death!

10, a few colleagues and the boss lady to play mahjong, the boss lady said that almost the New Year is homesick, especially nostalgic for the hometown of the big cake roll scallions, dipped in sauce is the world's delicacy, before in the hometown she can eat three in one go. The two female colleagues followed suit, saying that the appetite is good and the body is good, and what mountain treasures and seafood taste are not as good as the taste of their hometown... My eldest masters, these sneaky words are really unspeakable, silently playing a sheet of three cakes. The hostess said, "Hu! "The next day, the hostess gave me an appreciation and a raise, saying that I had a lot of eyesight!

11. At the wife's house, the mother-in-law sits on the leather sofa and caresses the poodle. My mother-in-law asked me straight away: I only have this one precious daughter, if you become, I am such a big family business, can you be a door-to-door son-in-law? I didn't expect him to be so cheerful, and for a moment he appeared to be inspired: yes, I do! The mother-in-law smiled slightly: Huh? Do you have anti-bones in the back of your head? I was stunned and quickly expressed my loyalty: Where my aunt spoke, I knew best! The mother-in-law was stunned: I mean our family is rich, it bit me yesterday! So what, I'll get a preventive shot first!?

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