1. A woman was caught cheating on the spot by her husband. The husband brandished a kitchen knife and asked his wife, "Do you have anything to say before you die?" Wife: "That's the end of the matter, if you want to kill, you can."

1. A woman was caught cheating on the spot by her husband. The husband brandished a kitchen knife and asked his wife, "Do you have anything to say before you die?" Wife: "That's the end of the matter, if you want to kill, you can do whatever you want, and you, a renegade person, have nothing to say." Husband: "When did I start reneging on my word?" Wife: "You said you wouldn't be back today!" ”

2, my wife got my driver's license yesterday, and today she is going to drive on the road, and I am sitting in the co-pilot. When I got to the road where there were many cars, I could clearly see that she was nervous. The wife clutched the steering wheel with both hands, kept honking the horn, and her face was sweating. I said, "Don't be nervous, don't change lanes, just follow the car in front." Wife: "No, I just drank too much water before going out, and I can't hold back..."

3. The girlfriend shows off the jade bracelet that her boyfriend bought for her every day, saying that the bracelet costs more than 10,000 yuan. A year later, her girlfriend gained twenty or thirty pounds, and her boyfriend broke up with her and wanted to get the bracelet back. The result was tragic, the bracelet could not be taken down, in order to return the bracelet girlfriend began to lose weight, a few months later slimmed down. The girlfriend went to return the bracelet, and her boyfriend said: Don't pay it back, I just want you to lose weight, not really want to break up with you.?

4. In the second year of junior high school, practice pull-ups! Because the horizontal bar does not know who wiped the nose! Yun Tianlin hand slip only made one! Yun Tianlin wanted to report to the physical education teacher, Yun Tianlin opened his mouth, and the physical education teacher roared at me: "If it is a man, don't make excuses!" Look at me! "Pedi teachers are not so tall and need help running! When he jumps, leaps, and grabs the horizontal bar in one go! Then a TUO hand, like a kite with a broken line, floated out, and when the pedigree teacher smashed on the ground, the air shook...

5. My wife and I work at a company, and she is still my supervisor. Once the company arranged for me to accompany my wife on a business trip, and we set off by train. In the car, my wife and I chatted while eating snacks, and the conversation was very pleasant. At this time, when my wife was talking, the saliva accidentally splashed on my face, and I habitually wiped it with my hands. The wife was immediately angry: What do you mean by that? Now start to abandon me? I said calmly: No, no, no, I just wiped it out.

6, the girlfriend's boyfriend who interacted on the Internet finally met today, and had to drag her to eat hot pot. Girlfriends say she's afraid of spicy, and her boyfriend says it's slightly spicy, it doesn't matter. The hot pot came up, the girlfriend ate a bite, the spicy she direct tears, the girlfriend angrily scolded: "You are a big liar, don't you say it is slightly spicy??? It's also too spicy!!! Boyfriend: "When we were chatting on the Internet, you also told me that you were slightly fat, in fact, you were too fat!!! ”

7. When I worked in an electronics factory, I lost my left leg due to an accident, and after my job was gone, I did live broadcasting at home. Later, I met a rich woman fan, we added A V letter, and the conversation was good, so I was ready to go to Henan to find her. But because I didn't have much money on my body, I had to take a long-distance bus. In the car, I suddenly heard a woman anxiously saying: My son can't hold back, who has an empty bottle, borrow me to use it!! In the spirit of helping others, I put the large bottle of drink in my hand to my mouth, lifted my head and drank it all, and handed the bottle to her. Half an hour later, I asked the driver with a look of pain: Master, how long will it take to get to the service area? I can't hold back!!

8, the rich man got out of the Rolls-Royce car, an old Audi A6 rushed over, almost hit him. The rich man was furious: "Are you poor and blind?" The owner of the Audi A6 got out of the car and said, "Poor? Oh, do you know that I have created dozens of millionaires in my life, and there are 3 multi-millionaires, and you dare to call me poor? Do you know who I am? The rich man was a little flustered at that time: "Are you?" The owner of the Audi A6 said, "Hmm, my house is a lottery station!" ”?

9. After the girlfriend finally got the driver's license after many make-up exams. On this day, the girlfriend was excited to take her boyfriend out for a ride, and in a bustling area, she obviously felt that she was nervous. His hands clutched the steering wheel, he kept honing the horn, his legs clamped, and his brain was sweating. The boyfriend said nervously: "Don't be nervous, the more nervous you are, the easier it is to get into trouble." The girlfriend glanced at her boyfriend: "Nervous yarn, I can't hold back when I drink too much water before going out..."

10. The female colleague said that there was no one at home, and asked me to help her do some manual work. I quickly went, and it turned out that I really went to work, her house was too messy and dirty, and it was noon when we finished cleaning up together. I was planning to take a female colleague to dinner, but there was someone from her family, a man, I thought it was her husband, and it turned out to be a cousin. I was somewhat dissatisfied in my heart, wasn't it in vain to work all morning? We had planned to eat first and then go for a walk in the grove, but now it's all gone. My cousin looked at me and said, "Brother-in-law, you're sweating profusely, what's going on here?" "Brother-in-law? From the way he called me, I felt that the man's identity was suspicious, and I asked him, "Who are you?" The cousin said: "Brother-in-law, you don't even know me, I am her cousin, not too early out of the five clothes, when we went to high school, we talked!" "Good guy, what a cousin, it's clearly an ex-boyfriend." The female colleague whispered: "I was afraid that you were busy, so I wanted to ask him to come and help, after all, they were real relatives, I didn't expect him to be free, so I was..." I was angry at once, and I was a substitute for doing housework. I was trying to leave in anger, but my female colleague stopped me and said, "Brother, you are stupid, you are gone now, is it cheaper than others!" "I felt like she was right, so I planned to stay and play with my cousin to cook. Well, I don't give in easily.

11, my girlfriend is a person who spends a lot of money, and she owes 38,000 yuan for her flowers. But she has no intention of repaying the loan, and now it has been overdue for a month, and the customer service has called several times. She still calmly bought a lipstick of more than four hundred yuan with flowers, and I asked her: Why don't you repay the loan? She smiled in lipstick: Just call him when I have a boyfriend.

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