The husband has always suspected that his wife is having an affair, but there is no evidence. Once, my husband was on a business trip for half a month, and when he came home, he quietly asked his two-year-old son: "When Dad is not at home, do you not know?"

The husband has always suspected that his wife is having an affair, but there is no evidence. Once, my husband was on a business trip for half a month, and when he came home, he quietly asked his two-year-old son: "When Dad is not at home, is there any uncle he doesn't know who comes to our house?" The son snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, there have been two uncles." The husband beat his wife up and asked viciously, "Say, who is he?" The wife cried bitterly: "Send liquefied gas, collect electricity..."??

My cousin ate too much sugar when he was young, and now he has a toothache when he eats. When I ate today, my teeth began to hurt again, and my sister-in-law smiled and said: Husband, when your teeth are gone and you can't eat later, will I feed you my favorite bites? Cousin: What's your favorite thing to eat? The sister-in-law smiled evilly and said: Sugar cane, and bubble gum.

Ten years ago, Xiaoming was beaten up by the off-campus gangsters who collected protection fees and cried on the playground. At this time, the not-so-good-looking female table mate kindly went over and handed her a tissue. Xiaoming was very grateful to her, immediately hugged her and cried bitterly, ten years passed, she became Xiaoming's wife, once Xiaoming's wife drank too much, and learned in the mouth of her drunken wife that she was looking for someone to beat Xiaoming.

My cousin, who has always slammed the door, actually took the initiative to invite me to drink today. He said: "I have a problem now, you are 12 years older than me, help me answer it." I drank it all up: "No problem, you say!" Cousin: "Now my mother forces me to go on a blind date all day, but I am still so young and don't want to get married, how did you achieve 35 years old or a person?" I took a sip of wine, then pinched his face and angrily said, "You roll me!" ”

A couple was in a car accident, and doctors said the girl might spend the rest of her life in a wheelchair.

The boy sat in a wheelchair and said: "It's all right, I'll accompany you."

Ten years later, they came out in wheelchairs together.

A car sped over, and when it was about to hit the girl, the boy suddenly got up and pulled the girl's wheelchair backwards.

The girl instantly hugged the boy and said: Your legs are good?

Boy: How are you doing?

Girl: Fool, I was fine seven years ago.

The boy kissed the woman and smiled and said, "My legs have always been fine."

As a result, the driver was confused: you two normal people in wheelchairs out of the car racing?

A few days ago, a female classmate of mine in high school added a ten-level beauty live broadcast, asking me to add popularity to her, and chat in it when there is nothing to do. Yesterday I was kind enough to help talk to her for a while, and I had a good conversation, but I just casually asked: Is your girlfriend okay? She just silenced me, who is this person...

A woman who had enrolled in a memory improvement program went to school to get an application form. The form requires applicants to fill in various fields, such as: home address, work unit, telephone number, etc. The lady thought for a moment, then angrily wrote on the form: "If I remember this, then why should I come to register?" ”

What a bad luck today! Riding my Xiaomi balance bike to work in the morning, not only did the car break down on the way, but I was also bullied by a stray dog! On my way to work, the Xiaomi balance car did not know how to suddenly stop moving, how did not respond, I was very angry, I kicked a stray dog on the side of the road. The stray dog turned to look at me, then ran over, cocked his hind legs, and peed on my coconut!

Due to the full opposition of the husband, the sister-in-law finally decided to elope with her boyfriend! As a result, not long after going to the train station, before the old man chased after him, the sister-in-law returned by herself. The sister-in-law said, "I broke up with him!" We asked, "What's going on?" "It turned out that the sister-in-law packed her bags yesterday, and there was no big bag at home, so she found a snakeskin bag containing chicken feed and filled half a bag of clothes." But when she arrived at the high-speed rail station, her boyfriend was a cross-body backpack and a notebook! It's in stark contrast to the sister-in-law carrying a snakeskin bag! The two broke up on the spot...

I stole three boxes of Maotai from my father, who was a coach at a driving school, and went to the flight attendant's girlfriend's house with Gojo Soft China to propose to him. In the future, the old man saw that I had brought so many gifts, and specially opened a bottle of 83-year-old Rafi to entertain me. After three rounds of drinking, I asked the old man: Uncle, how much is appropriate for the bride price? The old man waved his hand: not a penny, there is something to send you! I was overjoyed: What did you send me? Old man: You can take the washboard at home, so that I will be liberated. I......???

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