1, just changed a new number, I called my wife to flirt: Honey, what are you doing? Wife: Who are you? Me: Honey, we've all seen each other the night before, how's that?

1, just changed a new number, I called my wife to flirt: Honey, what are you doing? Wife: Who are you? Me: Honey, we all met the night before, how come we don't remember me so quickly? Wife: What night is it?

2, we have a female supervisor in the office, very beautiful. But now they are all three, not married, not even a boyfriend. I asked her: Supervisor, why are you so beautiful and not married? She said: "When I was a child, I cut an apple, and I accidentally cut it in my hand, and I still have a scar. I asked incomprehensibly: What does the scar on my hand have to do with marriage? The supervisor replied: Then what does it have to do with you whether I get married or not?

3. Suddenly a puppy came out of the run, which startled me. The dog looked at the chicken leg in my hand and drooled. I stuffed the chicken leg in my mouth, and when I took it out again, I pointed out that there was only one bone left. Then I dangled the bones in front of the puppy's eyes and threw the chicken bones in the trash. If it wasn't for the puppy owner coming out quickly, I would definitely be in the ICU!

4. Not long ago, the 80-year-old billionaire married a 20-year-old girl. Many friends came to congratulate the rich, but looking at the young girl, I couldn't bear it. The next day, a friend said to the rich man: It is really wronged to be a girl, you can be her grandfather. The rich man is very dissatisfied: I am more aggrieved, her grandfather is two years younger than me, but I still have to pretend to be a grandson!?

5. In the park, I saw a young couple whispering. The boy said to the girl: You are the second happiest person in the world. The girl asked curiously: Why? The boy replied: Because I have you, I am the happiest person in the world. The girl said, "Yes!!!! However, I will soon be the happiest person in the world. The boy asked curiously: Why? The girl said lightly: "Because I'm going to leave you soon."

6. When I was a child, I went to my uncle's house and slept with my uncle at night. My aunt was afraid that I was freezing, and as soon as I showed my head, my aunt would stuff me into the quilt. Finally, the aunt was furious: "Little bunny cub! Why are you constantly drilling out? Why did you get a cold? I cried and said, "The sweet potatoes I ate in the afternoon stinked to death in the nest!" "My aunt also put her head in the quilt to try it, and when she came out, she vomited...

7, recently the company's things are a lot less, I can normally go home from work to do beauty maintenance. After dinner that night I was resting on the couch with cucumber slices, and my dad was watching TV. Listening to the familiar bright sword January playing on the TV set again, I said: I said Dad, can you not watch this war, we can't watch anything else. Dad looked at me and said: You have cucumber slices on your eyes, can you still see them? I said: I have an eye that is not attached, I can see. Then Dad went to the kitchen and took another cucumber and pasted my other eye on me.

8, just a few months after getting married, my wife and I were red-eyed, and I went back to my mother's house angrily. I quickly called my mother-in-law, and before I could speak, my mother-in-law said: Rest assured, I know that you are a good son-in-law, I will persuade her well, and I will drive the guy back to you at night, and next time I will not let her enter my house! I was silent for a moment and said: No, I want to say she could have stayed longer.

9. After marrying her husband, I drove directly to the car to spend my honeymoon. This day on the road, bored in the car to look at the scenery on the side of the road. At this time, I suddenly saw a truck pulling pigs, and the car was full of piglets. So I pulled my husband aside and said, "Look, you relative!" My husband gave me a blank look and said: If I don't marry you, can I be related to them??

10, my boyfriend and I are colleagues, we are the spark at work. Today is the boyfriend brother once came to the house, lunch at noon and then went back. As soon as he left on his front foot, my brother complained to me: Sister, why are you looking for such an ugly boyfriend? I haven't spoken yet, my dad: This guy is ugly, but don't you feel that your sister is taking advantage?

11. I lost my left leg due to an accident when I was working in an electronics factory, and after my job was gone, I did a live broadcast at home. Later, I met a rich woman fan, and we added A V letter and talked well, so I was ready to go to Henan to find her. But because I didn't have much money on my body, I had to take a long-distance bus. In the car, I suddenly heard a woman anxiously saying: My son can't hold back, who has an empty bottle, borrow me to use it!! In the spirit of helping others, I put the large bottle of drink in my hand to my mouth, lifted my head and drank it all, and handed the bottle to her. Half an hour later, I asked the driver with a look of pain: Master, how long will it take to get to the service area? I can't hold back!!

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