1. The wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: Brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out

1. When my wife was not at home, my sister-in-law suddenly came, and she quietly asked me: Brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out, the wife actually came out from behind the curtains, smiled and said: I went to buy vegetables and made food for you. Sister-in-law: Sister went downstairs, this time you should tell the truth, where is the private money hidden? Me: I really didn't hide any money. The sister-in-law took out her mobile phone and said: Sister, I heard it, the brother-in-law really has no private money. Then she turned off her mobile phone, smiled strangely and said: Old Nine, how much private money have you hidden? I was about to cry: I hadn't hidden a penny since your sister had searched for my private money. The sister-in-law said to the flowerpot: Sister, this time you should be relieved. My goodie, the flowerpot has a camera hidden in it? Are there so many routines now? The sister-in-law said: My task is complete, I should go. She walked to the door and smiled at me, and I turned 200 yuan to her with great interest, praising her for acting well, thank you very much. The sister-in-law went downstairs, and the wife waited for her downstairs, and in order to show her gratitude, she gave the sister-in-law 200 yuan...

2. Today my parents quarreled over a small matter, my father is good at eloquence, and sometimes my mother can't pick up the call. I helped my mom refute my dad a few words, and as a result, my dad was on fire: little bunny cub, I know how to help her, remember when you were one and a half years old, when I argued with her, she couldn't argue with me, smashed you over, if I hadn't caught you, you would be so big! I just wanted to ask my mom if she had anything to do, and my mom had already changed her shoes and gone grocery shopping. I went, and it was eighty percent true.

3. The female colleague pitifully begged me to pretend to be my boyfriend and be paid 5,000 yuan. I said yes when I was short of money. When I arrived at her house, my uncle said to me as soon as I sat down: Boy, I like you very much, and my daughter will hand it over to you! I stood up and drank the liquor in front of me. After a moment of silence, he said coldly: Uncle, you want to blackmail people don't you?

4. I went to school at the technical school next to Tsinghua University, and I played games in my dormitory. A roommate suddenly asked me, "Dude, why don't you play basketball when you're so tall?" I didn't say anything, and my roommate continued, "Why don't you ask me if I'm so short, why don't you sell cooking cakes?" I said very calmly: "Think of being beautiful, such a beautiful wife, can you look at you?" ”

5. Walking on the way to work, I hold the breakfast in one hand and look at the manager's news with the other. The manager asked me for yesterday's report, I was not convenient to type, and I reported to the manager by voice. The manager was relieved to hear this: this time has been hard, and you will be given a salary increase next month. I was very happy to hear it, pressed the voice button and hurriedly said: Not hard, this is what I should do. At this time, a big brother happened to pass by next to him, and said loudly: Broken company, too tired, Lao Tzu does not do it. Then he managed to overpower my voice, and the problem was that I had it!

6. At noon, I go out shopping without any trouble. On the way, a girl ran over and asked, "Give me 30 yuan, and I'll be your girlfriend for an hour?" "Looking at her eyebrows, I didn't grit my teeth and immediately took out the money and handed it to her. Naturally, the sister took my hand and pointed to the shop on the side of the road and said to me, "Husband, I want to buy this and this..."

7. This afternoon, I saw one of the large groups of mobile phones saying that they wanted to party, I saw that there were many girls in it, so I excitedly signed up for a name, and the old rule was that men and women were free of charge. Something temporarily went a little late, and when I arrived, I had already eaten, and there was applause inside the moment I pushed open the door of the box. A pleasant girl shouted: Finally here comes a man! I said on a whim: I'm sorry, I went through the wrong door!

8. The sister-in-law graduated from college, no job, so the mother-in-law let her leave her hometown to find me, just at that time I lived alone (the daughter-in-law was watching the children in the hometown) Multiple people were good, came to let me find a job for her, but the sister-in-law in addition to being beautiful, good figure, useless, work is difficult to find, so the sister-in-law quarreled with me every day, saying that I was useless, a quarrel hit me, I a man can not fight back, so every time I wrapped her, wait for her to struggle, I am fine, Later, when she finally dragged her friend to find her a secretarial job, this time without arguing, a week passed, one day, she came to beat me again, "This day can't pass!" I asked her what was wrong, and the goods actually said, "You don't argue with me anymore!"

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