1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out

1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out, the wife actually came out from behind the curtains, smiled and said: I went to buy vegetables and made food for you. Sister-in-law: Sister went downstairs, this time you should tell the truth, where is the private money hidden? Me: I really didn't hide any money. The sister-in-law took out her mobile phone and said: Sister, I heard it, the brother-in-law really has no private money. Then she turned off her mobile phone, smiled strangely and said: Old Nine, how much private money have you hidden? I was about to cry: I hadn't hidden a penny since your sister had searched for my private money. The sister-in-law said to the flowerpot: Sister, this time you should be relieved. My goodie, the flowerpot has a camera hidden in it? Are there so many routines now? The sister-in-law said: My task is complete, I should go. She walked to the door and smiled at me, and I turned 200 yuan to her with great interest, praising her for acting well, thank you very much. The sister-in-law went downstairs, the wife waited for her downstairs, in order to express her gratitude, she gave the sister-in-law 200 yuan...?

2. Hang out with friends in the night market after dinner in Wanda. Suddenly remembering that he wanted to buy insoles, he walked to the stall and asked, "Big Mom, how much is an insoles for a pair?" Big Mom said, "Four dollars." Me: "Three elements can't do it?" The aunt said: "No, the price is three yuan and seven!" Me: "I'll buy a few pairs of three dollars, can I?" The eldest aunt said, "Then you give ten yuan, and I will give you three pairs!" "I thought about it, the purchase price is three yuan seven, ten yuan she sold me three pairs, she sold me at a loss!" Now it is not easy to do business in this society, I can't take advantage of her, so I turned around and left! I think I'm too kind.

3, the girl has been in the fourth grade of primary school, usually I tutor the girl to do the problem, but continue to do wrong! During the meal, the girlfriend asked her wife: Mother, do you still have money at home? The wife was surprised: Why is this, you ask? Girlfriend: If you still have money in the family, let your father go to school for two more years! He will only do the third grade problems, the fourth grade will not!

4. Today I was resting at home, so the heavy responsibility of picking up my little nephew fell on me. My mother told me a thousand times before leaving, and let me not forget the time, it is best to set an alarm clock. I set the alarm clock, I fell asleep on the sofa brushing my mobile phone, woke up at almost five o'clock in the afternoon, hurried to the kindergarten, and the classroom was left with the teacher and nephew... I kept apologizing to her along the way and she said it was okay. As soon as I entered the house, the child hugged my mother's leg and cried: Grandma, how can you let your aunt pick me up, she must be playing with the mobile phone and forgot the time, Grandma you don't know, the children are gone, the left I am so pitiful, wow...?

5, I remember in 2020 I talked about a boyfriend, the boyfriend will give me a big video all day long, like spying on me. I was discussing a complicated process with my boss that day, and when the object called, I just dropped it. Calling again, I had to pick up: ? When I called for the third time, I felt that there might be something urgent. I had to say to my boss: Take a call! Got up and opened the isolation door, walked out to the balcony, just picked up, and the boss chased after him. One hand handed me the outer trench coat I had placed indoors, and at the same time, he kindly reminded me: Don't get cold, get dressed.

6. Once in the company bathroom, I suddenly asked next to me: "Is it Xiao Wang?" "I listened, isn't this the leader? I quickly took out my cigarette, opened it and handed it over, and when I saw that it was a box of jujube slices, I said that I was wrong: "Come to lead, eat jujube slices." The leader hesitated for a moment or caught up and said, "Next time remember to change to a cigarette." ”

7. After giving birth to the second treasure, I went to the hospital for ligature surgery. This operation is not a small or large operation, and it could have been completed in a short time. I didn't think it mattered, I just thought it was just a small operation, and I couldn't do anything about it. So the night before the surgery, I was still staying up late playing games. The next day, when I arrived at the operating table, I was very dizzy and dizzy, and I didn't feel anything, so I fell asleep. The important thing is that when I sleep, I have a very small voice when I gasp for breath, and I don't snore almost no sound. I slept for a long time, and when I woke up, I found that the deputy dean of the attending physician was beside me, standing silently with his head bowed. I was confused, and I wondered if I was going to announce the time of death later.

8. In the hot summer, I came home from work and went straight to the bathroom to take a shower. When I was taking a bath, I accidentally got water in my ears, and my ear holes were very wet and uncomfortable. After taking a shower, I tilted my head and fell down. My husband saw it, frowned and pulled me to lie down on the couch and dry it for me with a cotton swab. He also said worriedly: Daughter-in-law, I can help you clean up when your ears are in the water, but if you have water in your brain, I can't help it!

9. Lived in my hometown for more than a month during the festival. I was playing with my phone in my bedroom that night and saw my six-year-old niece sneaking downstairs! The brother also came out and asked the little niece what she was doing, and the little niece said: Daddy, the aunt goes to the kitchen every night to steal something to eat, she is so fat, I plan to dig a pit, and when she comes out again, I will drop her! The brother was very angry and drove his niece away! As a result, I saw my brother dig a bigger pit, and then he got some branches and hay to put on it, and finally sprinkled a handful of soil!?

10, the third summer vacation to Zhangjiajie to play, to a hill full of monkeys, I want to feed the monkeys, so I bought a bag of peanuts in the commissary, the boss told me to put away the peanuts do not let the monkeys see or will come to grab, so I put into the pants pocket, the monkeys at a glance to see the pants pocket exposed a little peanut packaging bag, only to see

11. On weekends, my mother was too lazy to cook, so she took me downstairs to eat noodles. At dinner, my mother called the manager. She said: You see, is this plate washed? The manager hurriedly said sorry, and the mother snorted coldly: Sorry is over? The manager said: You said that everything can be done. The mother said: I forgot to bring money, can I let my daughter brush the dishes for money? She brushes at home every day and feels clean.

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