The mother-in-law quarreled with the old man, and suddenly, the old man picked up the mother-in-law and said: If you don't apologize, I won't let you down! The mother-in-law said: Then you will always hold it. Three minutes later, sir

The mother-in-law quarreled with the old man, and suddenly, the old man picked up the mother-in-law and said: If you don't apologize, I won't let you down! The mother-in-law said: Then you will always hold it. After three minutes, the old man was exhausted and said to himself: Even if you apologize this time, I will forgive you. Then he kept panting and put the mother-in-law down.

2, it is the most "troublesome" season between couples is the ceremony of mutual filial piety to the elders! Take a look at the gifts that my boyfriend gave to my parents in previous years for inspiration. Hahaha trouble and happy have already thought about what to eat 101

3, a beautiful woman on the bus got up to bring toilet paper to the girlfriend in the back row. A man just got on the car and saw an empty seat and sat up directly. The goddess came back, looked at the man, and said helplessly: I have been sitting in this position for ten stations, and this is my position. After saying that, he was waiting for the boy to get up and give her a seat, but he didn't expect the man to listen to a look of disdain and said: It's really a big fool in the world. I have stepped on the earth for more than twenty years, and I dare not say that the earth is mine!

4. Once a distant elder introduced a girl and made an appointment to meet at a restaurant, and I took a colleague who played well as a companion. I didn't expect it to be my ex-girlfriend, at that time, for vanity, I lied that I already had a beautiful girlfriend, and today's blind date was this colleague next to me, and I didn't expect that they were actually wang ba staring at the green beans - look at the right eye, and really talked about love. Today I received an invitation from them saying that I am their big matchmaker, and I must be arranged to sit at the table when the time comes.

5, and a brother walking on the street, suddenly in front of a long curly hair girl began to open her teeth and dance claws dance posture, shaking her head and shaking her hair full of dirty words, feeling the appearance of the ghost upper body. Dude pushed me to go fast!! Thinking that he was afraid of touching porcelain, he quickly followed and left quickly. After walking away he breathlessly said... I... Just... Bullet cigarette butts did not... Bullet far... play... Her head went up...

6, one is because most people do not understand, do not understand the principle of cryptocurrency, have a vigilant psychology, have doubts about new things, this is actually nothing wrong, but also reflects that cryptocurrencies are difficult to understand, so the positive publicity and guidance of cryptocurrencies need to be strengthened, and the ecology represented by cryptocurrencies needs to emerge killer applications. Second, there are too many bad coins, many bad examples, too many deceptive things, and people with ulterior motives continue to harvest leeks, resulting in cold hearts of injured people, and they have to say bad things.

7, "Beijing", a simple two words, not only means the capital of China, but also carries more than 3,000 years of history and the dreams and hopes of countless people. Here, a thick history is intertwined with modern civilization, and it embraces all kinds of rivers with an inclusive attitude.

8, "fuck" this national curse originated from the ancient nobility. "Fuck" was first used in feudal society to scold the mothers of royals as inferior, while the mothers of ordinary people were mostly inferior, so this sentence was not considered to be swear in the folk, and later gradually became a swear word in use.

9, I am a nurse in the operating room, and today there is an old lady who did general anesthesia surgery. I looked at the case and she broke her right femur on her own bike. Because I wanted to confirm whether the patient was awake, I patted the old lady on the shoulder and asked if she was awake. The old lady grabbed my hand and said, "You hit me!" ”

10, junior high school just learned more than a month of English, the teacher let us give ourselves an English name, I think the English name should be as meaningful as the Chinese name, just name themselves life, can be understood as life or life, students feel that this English name is particularly meaningful, I was proud at that time. Until later, after watching a star movie, my English name became "Rifle", and even later my classmates forgot my real name...

1 Once upon a time, there was a mr. private school, and this private school mr. was very, very lazy. One day, he saw a new student coming in with his back to the door in class, which was very strange, but he was lazy, so he didn't bother to ask, and he put up with it... Then one day, when he finally couldn't help himself, he asked the student: Why do you come in backwards every day? As a result, the student's answer made Mr. Private School ashamed of himself. The student said: Sir, I came in backwards, and when school was over, I didn't have to turn around!

12, the big night, the girlfriend is still outside and did not go home, just urge: "So late do not go home, why outside?" Waiting to be forced? The girlfriend said with a gloomy face: "If someone is strong, you think that everyone is as beautiful as you, and people love flowers and flowers?" "Listening to the beauty in my heart, this girlfriend talks so well, I have to give her some comfort." Me: "Or do you try it at night?" After all, it was dark and I couldn't see clearly! ”??

13, the Dragon Boat Festival, the wife returned to her hometown, the sister-in-law saw her, exclaimed: Sister, you are a lot darker! The wife was not happy to hear this, and said: Who will be white in the summer? The sister-in-law said again: You have lost some weight, and you look better than before. The wife said happily: Really? The sister-in-law nodded and said: Before you were black, fat, black and fat, now you are black skinny and black skinny!

14, just arrived at the company to work, the boss looked for me to chat privately, asked me to come in for three months, do you have any suggestions? I have to think about something, otherwise the boss will think that I am stupid: the company works late overtime, you can properly reissue snacks, which is conducive to cohesion and enthusiasm for work. At 5:30 p.m. today, I was ready to leave work on time as usual, and my boss temporarily explained: you go to buy snacks and be responsible for distributing overtime, and you will be responsible for distributing them every day before you can leave work...