The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Now the two of them are also friends

The third aunt was hit by a Bentley on the road and became a vegetative person, and the owner lost more than 6 million. After the third uncle got the money, he immediately got along with a 25-year-old flight attendant. Now the two have been dating for more than half a year and plan to have a wedding. The flight attendant's parents said: Then the bride price is set at 600,000! The third uncle also agreed, and on the day of the engagement, the third uncle looked at both families with a dowry of 600,000 yuan: Isn't this dowry money from our family? Why do your parents also have 600,000? The flight attendant said with special grievance: My mother said that I married you to accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, and you married me to pour eight lifetimes of mold, and the bride price can not let you out.

★ Upstairs lived a widow, a beautiful thief, three years older than me. One day my relatives in the countryside sent two native chickens over, and I thought I couldn't finish eating alone, so I went upstairs and knocked on the door. Widow Zhang Li saw that it was me, smiled and said, come in and sit down, have a cup of tea? I shook my head and said, I won't go in and sit down today, I'm here to invite you to my house for dinner. She said in surprise, how can I remember to invite me to dinner? Is there something asking me? I sighed and said, You know I've been single for many years, and since my divorce, I've been alone and lonely, and I want to invite you to dinner today. Eating chicken, drinking chicken soup, drinking white wine, both of her and I were red in the face, our eyes were intoxicated, and we were already drunk for a long time. I couldn't help but hold her hands, she shyly lowered her head, her face was even redder, someone knocked on the door, opened the door to see, is the door of the widow Li Xia, she smiled and said to me: Yesterday I bought the lottery ticket actually won more than twenty million. You promised me that as long as I have five million, you will marry me, and now you can't deny it, can you? Li Xia looked at zhang li and zhang li with a flushed face and snorted, I already knew that you two must have an inside story, and now it is indeed exposed. Alas, forget it, this stinky man is given to you, and as a gift, I will give you five million! I was overjoyed, smiled and said to Li Xia, that is really thank you. Zhang Li also smiled happily, put her arms around Li Xia and said, You are my good sister, and we will be a family in the future. Zhang Li and I finally got married, bought a villa with the five million that Li Xia gave, and then moved in. Li Xia also joined in the fun and moved into the villa to be neighbors with us. The three of us are together every day, but it is lively and happy, and such a day is really beautiful.

★ When I came home from work, I found my wife sitting heavily on the living room couch. Asked her what was wrong, she had to fight with me, and she had no choice but to fight. I actually lost! I asked my wife curiously why she practiced her hands so much? The wife said quietly: As for your broken van without a booster, let the old woman drive for two years, that is, a cow and an old woman can lift up with you.

★ After graduation, the students have to go their separate ways. At the party, my roommate drank a little too much, patted my chest and said to me, "If I don't mix well in the future, you will not have my brother!" "I was moved to tears. Directly excitedly grabbed his hand and said, "After so many years of feelings, no matter how well you mix well, the money you owe me must be repaid!" ”

★ A buddy asked me to borrow 5,000 yuan, and I transferred it to him. Later, I received his 4999, thinking that one less piece would be one less piece, and I didn't care about it!!! Unexpectedly, his call came: Margot, I received it!!! Originally, according to the bank interest, I had to pay you more than eight yuan, but I proposed to deduct ten yuan, so calculated, it is less than 4999, and I also posted a few extra cents!!! This makes me feel like if I don't send a red envelope to thank you, I am not interesting enough!!!

★ After the opening of Alipay Flower Shell, he immediately bought a down jacket on Taobao. Dressed in the morning, I was hit by a motorcyclist when crossing the street. My legs hurt a little and I scratched my clothes. I went to the hospital in a forked down jacket, and when I finished filming and waiting for the results, I went to the hospital gate to smoke a cigarette. I had just squatted down when a couple passed by. The man looked at me, threw me a coin, and heard the woman say: This is really miserable, there is not even a bowl in front of me...

★ Lion: I'm malnourished, but eating you won't solve the problem. Elk: I'm not enough to plug my teeth, there are two things that you must be effective when you eat them. Lion: What? If you say the right thing, I'll let you go. Elk: Eat a wolf and a roe deer every day. Lion: Does it work? Elk: There must be something useful, and they are said to be "golden partners".

★ At night, I went to a commissary to buy cigarettes, and saw a brother in his thirties who opened an Audi A8 packed a box in his arms and lay on the counter, grabbed a large handful of change and steel from the box and counted more than twenty pieces for the boss to buy cigarettes. Seeing that I was very surprised to look at him, he said leisurely: Brother, when you reach my age, you will know what is private money. I said: I want to be as rich as you, I feel like saying one thing at home. He took out a cigarette and said: She can make me go from being a rich person to a poor egg...

★ The company's new buddies said: A woman from the Ministry of Energy of Gangcai's phone call to the network cable sound so sweet! Me: Young man, I advise you to let someone else send it! Him: That's not okay, I must look at this beautiful woman, it's so cute... Me: Okay, if you want to die, I will be willing to bury it, give you the network cable, send it! When this boy came back like a frosted eggplant, he shrugged his head and said: Brother, I threw up when the grandmother said thank you...

★ The brother quarreled with his sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law returned to her mother's house in a fit of anger. Before leaving, my sister-in-law sternly said to my brother: If you kneel down and beg me, I will come back! In the evening, my brother sent my sister-in-law a photo with text: I bought duck necks, some clams, some lobsters and some crabs. It's too spicy to eat. At that time, when my sister-in-law was angry, she said to her mother: When you see that I am not at home, he will always spend money indiscriminately, and I will take care of him immediately. #Humorous funny paragraph # #搞笑一刻年度搞笑名场面 #