1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!??

2. There is a profiteer who sells pork in the market, and in order to make more money, he has made a nine-two scale with a conscience, and all the customers who come here to buy rice are one or two less. When he was going to die many years later, he said to his son, "Go find a blacksmith and make an 8-two scale, and you should make more money." His foolish son listened to his father and simply said to the blacksmith, "My father asked you to make me an 8-two scale, so that I should earn more." "The blacksmith has suffered losses before, and in order to earn back the previous losses, the blacksmith made a pound or two for the stupid son. As a result, I planned that this stupid son would take over his father's business, and the more the business became more and more prosperous...

3, there is a monkey trick on the street, and I also crouch in the crowd to watch. At the end of a performance, the little monkey came to the crowd and asked for money, some gave one piece, some gave five pieces, and the little monkey turned around and gave it to the monkey man. The little monkey came to me, and I wiped all over my body, and I wiped out a dime of steel and handed it over. The little monkey took his hand and looked at it, "Oh shit" threw me in the face, then turned around, red ass to me, "Poof! "Gotta say... At that moment, I was extremely embarrassed!

4, yesterday I had a birthday, invited the goddess to go to KTV to sing together, the two people stayed in the box for a while, the goddess said: So boring, or let's play something else. I said, "That's easy, I'll ask a couple of buddies to come and play together." Make sure you have fun. I contacted two buddies to come over. After a while, the buddy drove his Maserati over. Sure enough, after the buddies arrived, they casually put the car keys on the table, and after the goddess saw it, she took the initiative to take a glass of juice and walked to the buddies and said hello: Brother, I toast you. The buddy looked at my goddess, and then took the wine glass and drank it all, the goddess did not want to show weakness, lifted the juice and drank it, and the result was that before a minute, the goddess was drunk on the chest of the brother, and I wondered if the girl can get drunk with juice now?

5. The second generation of the rich has been sent to the mountains by the rich to learn martial arts because of their poor grades since childhood. Not long ago, the rich second generation learned to go down the mountain, saw a local tycoon boss recruiting bodyguards, the rich second generation went to apply, the local tycoon boss looked at his resume: the bodyguards around me have been recruited, but my family still lacks a water worker, you are from the martial arts, good physical fitness, you can try! Fu Er Dai said coldly: Please don't insult Kung Fu! The local tycoon boss said: Oh, then you hit the Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon, the Shadowless Feet of Foshan, and the Rulai Divine Palms! Fu Er Dai immediately stood up: Boss, where is the bucket?

6, the hometown day and night temperature difference is extremely large, noon still wear short sleeves, to the evening to cover the quilt to sleep. Tonight I was frozen awake and saw that my wife didn't cover the quilt, so I covered her. I saw her smirking in her dreams, very good-looking, and I looked at her half-lying with my arm around her. After a while, she also woke up, and when she saw me shouting "Jewel.". Then a tumble fell out of the window...?

7, my wife took me back to the door, I bought a few bottles of Maotai and spent me 500 to send her father. After dinner in the evening, her father quietly said to me, "Son-in-law, I want to teach you the skill of hiding money from your private room." I was stunned: "Then you are not against your daughter?" Her father said, "You don't understand, I'm leaving a way back for myself." I looked at him doubtfully, and her father smiled: "After teaching you, I will borrow money from you later." "I...

8, I have a crush on a handsome guy in the company, very good-looking, good sisters have been enthusiastic to help me run errands. Often arrange and in what name, go to his house to do activities together, there are so many opportunities for contact. I began to interact with this boy, and I was grateful for the selfless help of this sister. So today the good sister invited me to her house for dinner, and it was his and the handsome man's banquet, and his heart was broken.

9, a driver big brother is smart! Forget to bring a driver's license, it is not easy to meet the traffic police! Suddenly the driver's big brother is in a hurry! Without waiting for the traffic police to let him stop, he slowly drove to the traffic police, nodded his head and said, "I left first!" Go home for dinner in the evening! When the time comes, I'll be calling you!" The two traffic policemen were stunned and laughed! After watching the driver's big brother drive away! A traffic policeman asked another traffic policeman: "What kind of relative are you?" Another traffic cop said, "Isn't that your relative?"

10. After work, I had a barbecue with my husband and saw his ex-girlfriend! She's still so good looking! Much better than me! After coming home, I teased my husband: "You gave up such a white rich beauty and married me!" Is it because I'm more attractive than she is? The husband said: "You think too much, because beautiful women are not suitable for wives!" That's why I married you! "I...

11, go to eat Mao Blood Wang at night, I said to the boss: Help me add more duck blood line?? The boss glanced at me: add 5 pieces. There is a sister next to me: I don't want duck blood, give him my share directly, and you don't have to charge him money. I was looking at my sister and was very touched. The girl said to me: You just give me the 5 pieces directly. I:......

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