1, my husband divorced because his ex-wife could not conceive, and married me after being introduced. Not long ago, I was watching TV with my husband on my big belly, when suddenly my husband's phone rang, and it was his ex-wife who called:

1, my husband divorced because his ex-wife could not conceive, and married me after being introduced. Not long ago, I was watching TV with my husband on my big belly, when suddenly my husband's phone rang, and it was his ex-wife who called: "I'm pregnant." The husband replied: "Don't think about me, we have been divorced for a year, absolutely not mine." Ex-wife: "I know, I just want to tell you that it is you who is wrong!" ”

2, the rich man drove the newly mentioned Porsche to take the goddess for a ride, and when he got out of the car, a truck passed by and knocked off his door. The rich man shouted, "My new car, this is spending millions!" The goddess said, "You only care about your money, and you don't care about anything else?" Regal: "What do you mean?" Goddess: "Didn't you see that your arm was also broken?" The rich man looked down and cried out, "It's over, it's over, my Jiang Shi, how come Denton is gone?" ”

3, I am an interviewer for a company, last month the company expanded its scale needs to recruit people.

So I posted job postings on the recruitment website.

The next day there were a lot of interviewers, and I interviewed them one by one.

At this time, a man named Liu Wen walked in.

I first asked him to introduce himself and asked him: Why did you come to our company for an interview? Liu Wen: My wife said.

Me: What are your strengths? Liu Wen: My wife said that I have a solid heart, am willing to endure hardships, and be a down-to-earth person.

Me: Your personality? Liu Wen: My wife said that I am a person who can't beat a fart with three sticks, in short, it is a person who talks less and does more.

Me: Why do you listen to your wife for everything, isn't that very unintended? Liu Wen: Because my wife is always right.

Me: Well, you go back first, and I'll call to let you know if you're admitted.

Ten minutes later, I picked up the phone: Hey, wife? Today came an interview a little special, he..., you see I can use him?

4, with the wife honeymoon came to Beijing, the wife's girlfriend bought a 60 square meter house in the first ring, spent 50 million.

My wife and I went to visit and the room was small and full of space saving folding design.

The three of us sat on the couch and my wife went to the bathroom.

I leaned back on the couch, only to see it fall down and turn into a bed.

That's right, that's why I'm lying in the same bed with my wife's girlfriend!

5, there are two breakfast shops at the entrance of the community, one business is particularly good, so I went to find out, found that the boss is ugly, and the boss lady is beautiful as a flower, at this time came a 150-pound girl to buy breakfast. The girl said: Boss, bring me a soy milk, a fritter. The boss said: Little sister, it is easy to be hungry after eating so little. The girl said: Recently lost weight, can not eat too much. The boss said: Yo. Little sister, how to lose weight after being so thin. When the girl heard this, her face instantly smiled and blossomed.

I finally knew why the boss could marry such a beautiful wife and the breakfast shop business was so good.

6, with the newly bought iPhone 12 brush short video, saw a group of tens of millions of likes of hiking tourism. Looking at the smiles on their faces, I was very envious. At dinner, I told my mother that I envied the donkey hikers and went wherever they wanted. Finally, I said: I really want to go on a trip, but unfortunately I don't have the money to buy equipment. Mom said she could sponsor me with a friendship outfit. I was particularly pleased, and then my mother gave me a bowl.

7, I was curious to see that the brothers went bankrupt in order to buy lottery tickets, so I also bought it once.

I suddenly won 300,000, so I went to the clothing store to buy clothes.

After entering the door, a girl greeted me warmly: "Handsome man, what do you want?" We have tops, pants, short sleeves, long sleeves, autumn pants, socks..."

I said: You see my looks, what kind of clothes can be more handsome? ”

The girl immediately looked at me and said, "I understand, I'll bring it to you right away." ”

Then, the girl brought me a mask...

8, the door is frozen, the two electric vehicles did not pay attention, directly collided together. Both owners fell to the ground, a minute, two minutes, five minutes passed, neither of them got up. Half an hour later, the two of them were frozen like grandchildren, and one uncle couldn't help but speak first: "Nothing, just hurry up, it's quite cold!" ” 

9 The husband heard that his wife was having an affair and planned revenge. One night, my wife slept soundly and rubbed concentrated rat poison on her chest. The next night, the wife returned late, and when the husband asked why, the wife said sadly and indignantly, "Our leader has been poisoned and killed!" The husband asked, "Do you know who did it?" The wife said: "The murderer is quite cunning, and even the police can't find out the poison through what channels, but there are already clues, and sanlu and shengyuan milk powder are being investigated." The husband asked, "Why?" The wife said, "When the leader breathed, he said, 'Oh my God! Is there still safe milk in the world?

10 I have a classmate who has a crush on a boy for a long time and never dares to say hello head-on. As a result, one day I accidentally got the boy's WeChat signal, I took another mobile phone to register an account, and changed the avatar and name to the same as the boy's. Every morning and evening, I use this account to send "Good Morning, Dear", "Good Night, Baby" to my WeChat... When I learned of this, I was stunned by her wisdom...