1, recently the sister-in-law lived in my house, I let the sister-in-law help me get the courier, when I went upstairs, I fell down, and my knees were scratched. To compensate her, take her to the mall to buy some things and go to the counter to buy lipstick

1, recently the sister-in-law lived in my house, I let the sister-in-law help me get the courier, when I went upstairs, I fell down, and my knees were scratched. In order to compensate her, take her to the mall to buy some things, and when she goes to the counter to buy lipstick, there is no color number she usually uses for the time being. The salesman said, "Arrive tomorrow, or you'll buy it tomorrow!" "The next day I went home from work, and after eating, I watched the drama as always and forgot about buying lipstick." The sister-in-law's eyes suddenly turned red, and the daughter-in-law asked her, "What's wrong with you?" The sister-in-law said, "My knees suddenly hurt!" ”

2. After purchasing in the supermarket, I found that it was raining, so I had to wait at the door for the rain to stop before going home. At this time, a beautiful woman next to me came over with a large bag of things and said: Handsome man, do me a favor! Help me take it, I'll go in and buy something, and then I'll give you a weChat ID later! This good thing still fell on my head, which gave me pleasure, so I asked: How tall are you? Beauty said: I don't look very tall! I wore high heels! After she entered the mall, I took a bag of snacks and ran! Hahahahahaha White picked up a bag of wonderful crispy horns, so happy!

3. When I was visiting the park with my girlfriend, I saw a young man crying on the side of the road. So I walked over and asked, "What's wrong with my brother?" Young man: I opened a company this year to accompany hundreds of thousands of people into it. I thought to myself, it was not a lost love, while comforting: It's okay, you are still young, as long as you dare to fight, there is still a chance. Boy: That's what my dad told me, and then he gave me $2 million in start-up capital. The thought of my dad being so good to me made me want to cry.

4. Recently, the business in the market is very prosperous, and Dad has sold hundreds of pigs in His father's family at the right time. After the sale, my father sent me a message saying: I just sold hundreds of pigs in our house. He also asked me: Are you short of money? If there is no shortage, I will deposit 3,000,000 pieces on a regular basis. Me: You transfer 10,000 yuan to Alipay! After receiving the money, I replied: Received, thank you! Within a minute, my father immediately called: Girl, you know, I am borrowing you, but not for you! I said helplessly: I didn't say no! My dad: Thank you for this, I have no bottom in my heart, this money is for you as a dowry!

5, the sister-in-law got married, and my wife asked me to quickly take leave to go home to help. The groom drank too much, and asked me at an opportunity: Dude, what is the value of your daughter-in-law's force? I said: Hand splitting marble, and playing like! I looked at him pitifully, and then thought about my family status, and in an instant we both had a headache and cried, and it was useless for anyone else to persuade them. At this time, my daughter-in-law and his daughter-in-law coughed softly, and we both sat back in an instant!

6, yesterday to go on a blind date, the man drove a Maserati, I was very embarrassed, in order to show that I am not particularly poor, I pointed to the villa on the side of the road and said: "Our family just booked a villa here!" The man asked with great interest, "Which one is yours?" I said, "The first row, the front one." The man exclaimed, "How come! My family also bought the one, no, let's go to the sales center together.?

7. A rich man liked to study Buddhism, so he invited a Zen master to his house to drink tea and talk about Buddhism. The Zen master took a cup full of stones and asked the rich man, "Is it full?" Rich: "Full." The Zen master put some more water in it and asked, "Is it full?" Rich: "Full." The Zen master asked, "Do you understand?" Regal: "Got it." Zen Master: "So go out to eat later, eat first and then drink water, otherwise the water will take up!" ”

8, the company bankruptcy, employees carry barrels to run away, my years of hard work was destroyed! My mother saw me like this and said to me, "Child, even if everyone gives up on you, you absolutely can't give up on yourself, you know?" I replied movingly, "Got it!" Then my mom turned to my dad and said, "He knows, let's go." ”

9, and girlfriend separated for two years, she said to get married, the other party is a diamond king old five, my heart is suddenly mixed feelings, friends are advising me not to be too sad, I am anxious! Tears are coming out, and I have to go to this wedding! Because I want to know how this old lady is so ugly, how do you know rich people? If she can, I should be able to.?

10. A girl has a gentle temperament and rich feelings. The boyfriend she met was loyal and honest, and did things one by one. One day, he said to his sister matter-of-factly: "Our relationship is very good, but I still hope that you can open your eyes again to see what shortcomings I have, so as not to regret it!!!! The girl replied, "Oh, I can't see clearly now." ”

11, my cousin is really a headache, not only poor study, but also mischievous and often beaten by his father. This midterm exam did not do well, at home and beaten again, his father took a bamboo fence to smoke him, he hid while crying: Dad you don't fight, Dad I don't dare anymore, but his dad did not spare his men. His dad said while smoking: Whoever calls you daddy, you call me daddy, I'm going to beat you! Unless I don't have your son. The cousin cried and said: Lao Wang, don't beat me, I will never call you daddy again, I call you Lao Wang, you don't beat me anyway...

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