The brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced a pregnant one! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, he found out when he was tested for blood

The brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced a pregnant one! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, when the blood was drawn and tested, it was found that the child's blood type was the same as that of the brother-in-law, and further DNA tests were done, and the results were surprisingly found: she was the brother-in-law's biological child! The brother-in-law was suddenly confused, and the others were even more confused...

2. A friend, who met at a party, had a good relationship, and one night she transferred 520 to me, and I was confused and sent her a few question marks. She replied: I'm sorry, I sent it wrong, I wanted to send it to my husband, his name is very close to yours. Me: Who doesn't know that you're still single, and some time ago I heard that someone would introduce you to someone. Her: Then you can look at it and give it back to me if you want. So after receiving it, I went back again. Just brushed the phone, saw a friend send a screenshot to the circle of friends, with three big hearts. It seems that I am being tricked...

3. A man is relatively fat, people are honest, the wife just passed the door, a little disgusted with him, often scolded him fat pig, and shouted at every turn to divorce. He was not angry, silently undertook all the housework, three meals a day were brought to his wife with big fish and meat, that humble, everyone could not look down... It wasn't until two years later, when his wife stopped calling him fat and often pinching the three swimming rings on his stomach in a daze, that we didn't think he was simple...

4. Daddy came back drunk today. When he helped him upstairs, he mysteriously took out his mobile phone and asked me to write down a phone number, which I thought was an important business call, and silently wrote it down. I didn't expect to finish remembering his old man's home: This is the daughter of my comrade-in-arms, today I saw a special punctuality, and my father can only help you. In this case, I just want to say that you know me, and where did you learn such a trendy word from.

5. My sister's son is now four years old and is particularly popular. Once when I was at my sisters' house, the child made a mistake. After being beaten by his sister, he kept crying, and the sister wouldn't let him cry. He said grievously: Hitting people does not make people cry, where are such unreasonable people. The sisters couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the little fart child looked at her mother and laughed and cried even harder.

6. Recently, I worked overtime every day, a little tired, and my daughter-in-law thoughtfully pinched my shoulders, not to mention, it was quite comfortable. I praised my daughter-in-law vigorously, and the daughter-in-law said happily: Husband, do you want to run a member, charge a thousand yuan, and get a monthly card! It's a good deal. I was busy transferring a thousand pieces to my daughter-in-law, and asked my daughter-in-law to press it twice, but my daughter-in-law ignored me. I was busy reminding her that I had a full amount of money, a monthly pass! My daughter-in-law didn't look at me and said casually: Our store has closed down due to poor management! It turned out that this was the money to go shopping with my girlfriend tomorrow.

7. After graduating from a famous teacher, he was recruited by a high salary to work as a teacher in a key middle school. The day after I went to check in, the school began to strictly investigate the smoking of students. As a teacher, I also set an example and started quitting smoking, but I would smoke one even if I did. Once I went to check my bed and smelled smoke, I instructed them: "Is it difficult not to smoke?" I quit smoking a long time ago..." Just then the phone suddenly rang, and I pulled out my phone and accidentally brought out the cigarette case...

8. Stole two boxes of gold from dad and went to his girlfriend's house to propose to him. My girlfriend was particularly happy and cooked me a few good dishes. To be honest, I was really touched by her at that moment... When I started eating, I found that the dish was not cooked at all, and I thought to myself what to do, this table dish was specially prepared for me, if she did not eat it, she would definitely be unhappy. I was thinking about it, the old man whispered: Silly boy, eat quickly, if you don't eat, you will cook later!

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