1, and the boss lady on a business trip, after returning to the boss lady pregnant, ? fired me, I was immediately angry, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were fired, I said

1, and the boss lady on a business trip, after returning to the boss lady pregnant, ? fired me, I was immediately angry, so I found the boss. The hostess said. Do you know why you were expelled, I said I don't know, didn't I buy milk powder for the child? The hostess said no, why do others send you a happy one next time? After saying that, he threw the beer lid on my head. Heck, how do people now know that this is power. There was no way but to look for a job. Find a factory, the security guard will not let in, there is no way but to say to the security guard: I came to find the daughter-in-law, the security guard said: Who is your daughter-in-law, say the name I am sure, just next to the list of excellent employees in the factory, I casually read a xxx. Then the security guard took the baton and began to beat me: She is my daughter-in-law, what is your relationship with my daughter-in-law. And then I was kicked out.?

2, that day to go to a cold leather shop, just in the store TV is playing a movie I like very much, I will eat while watching, after eating still want to watch, just sit there and watch. The boss watched me finish eating and didn't leave, looked at me for five minutes, but still didn't say anything. After about an hour, the performance was finally finished. I was just about to leave, when the boss spoke: let's sit a little longer, there is a cast list in the back...

3. The rich second generation did not want to be a moth to society, so they went to the construction site to apply. Boss: "600 a month, don't eat, don't wrap." Fu Er Dai was angry when he heard it: "I came out at the age of 10 to break into major construction sites, are you a college student?" Turning his head and leaving, the boss listened: "Come back and come back, pay ten thousand a month, pack food and wrap up, do you see it?" ”

4, the girlfriend suddenly wanted to eat KFC, I am not in the suburbs, I am too lazy to buy. Seeing that there was a pancake seller next to me, I asked my wife to eat a pancake pad, and she reluctantly agreed. The pancake seller smiled and said: What kind of burger to eat, my pancake can also make you eat the feeling of burger! The wife listened and nodded with a smile, and when checking out, the uncle said: a pancake 16, two 32, zero wiped, 30! I was startled and shouted: Is this gold? The uncle smiled mysteriously, looked at me, and said: Originally it didn't have to be so expensive, isn't this the feeling of wanting your daughter-in-law to eat a hamburger?

5. On this day, a golden leopard wandered around in the African savannah today. It met the sika deer and said, "Your antler is very valuable." After walking for a while, he said to the elephant, "Your teeth are also worth a lot." Then he went forward and said to the crocodile, "Your skin is also very valuable." Everyone said to the golden leopard: "You only have money in your eyes, no wonder you wear money on your own body." ”

6. When I first chased my wife, she reluctantly agreed to me, and she didn't feel like me much. Later, because I was good at cooking, I often cooked and sent it to her unit to eat. Every day, she changed her tricks to make for her to eat, and every time she praised me for cooking very delicious, so she couldn't leave me. Tonight my wife came back from work and praised me and said: Honey, the boiled beef cooked at noon is amazing, you were a chef in your last life! I said lightly: I feel more like a pig in my previous life!

7, this day the boss came from abroad to a big project, colleagues are very excited, the boss said that since we are so excited, let's finish it today. Hearing this sentence, everyone's mentality collapsed, but there was no way, after all, people are paid. The boss said solemnly, "I hope you finish him before you leave work!" Me: "Okay. "The next morning, the owner came to me early in the morning. Boss: "Why hasn't this thing been done yet?" Me: "I'm not off work yet!" ”?

8. When the second generation of the first rich went on a blind date, the girl asked, "Do you have a sports car?" The rich second generation scratched his head: "This is not true, my family only has SUVs" The girl scornfully said: "Then you are still a rich second generation, let's forget it." Out of the door, the girl saw Fu Er Dai walking straight to a Maserati sports car and the girl ran over breathlessly, and said, "Hate, don't you mean you don't have a sports car, what is this!" Fu Er Dai said, "Isn't this just an SUV?" The girl looked at him, suddenly realized, shook her head and walked home, the girl's mother scolded: "Are you stupid, the rich second generation you still can't see, what do you want." The girl said helplessly: "You just say that his height, look at the car is an SUV, I don't want to be with him." ""

9. When I was in elementary school, my family was very strict with me and never let me do anything unrelated to my studies. Every day after school, I would stand next to my friends and watch them play games. Dad saw it in his eyes, went home and discussed with his mother: "How tired is it for my son to stand next to people all day and watch others play games!" No matter how bitter you are, you can't be bitter children! I said excitedly, "Is Dad going to buy me a game console?" Dad then said, "Why don't you help your son buy a maza!" Lightweight and easy to carry! ”

10. The brother-in-law especially likes to buy lottery tickets, and the result is that he really won 8,000,000 yuan. He immediately abandoned his ordinary brother and sister and fell in love with a young and beautiful flight attendant. After dinner yesterday, the brother-in-law had a video chat with the flight attendant in the living room. Chatting and talking, the brother-in-law and the flight attendant joked that they didn't want her. The flight attendant said breathlessly, "You dare, if you don't want me, I will marry your father and let you call me mom every day!" "The old man watching TV on the couch, the hand holding the cigarette suddenly trembled...

11. When I went to the office to find the chairman, I happened to meet a big mother who came to apply for employment. Chairman: "What have you done before?" Big Mom: "I just came out of my hometown, the first time I came out this year, I don't have any work experience." The chairman scratched his head: "We are only recruiting skilled workers!" Big Mom: "I've raised pigs at home before, does that count?" The chairman was overjoyed: "Well, then tomorrow you come to work." "I was curious about My Aunt's position until this morning when I saw My Aunt busy in the cafeteria...

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