After the sister-in-law and the rich second-generation boyfriend broke up, the boyfriend gave his maserati to the sister-in-law as a breakup fee. Now the sister-in-law drives a Maserati to run Didi every day, earning more than 7,000 a month

After the sister-in-law and the rich second-generation boyfriend broke up, the boyfriend gave his maserati to the sister-in-law as a breakup fee. Now my sister-in-law drives a Maserati every day, earning more than 7,000 a month, often showing off in front of me. I was very envious, so I also used my mobile phone to register a Didi driver, and every day I lied to my wife that I had to work overtime, from 6 p.m. to 12 p.m. After more than four months, the small treasury actually saved almost 15,000 yuan. Until one day, my sister-in-law told me that her sister recently looked at a necklace for 21,000, which made me try harder recently....... I knew it wasn't that simple!

2, a few days ago, the kitchen knife in my house broke, so I went to the supermarket with my daughter-in-law to buy a knife. I parked my car on the side of the road and asked my daughter-in-law to wait in the car in order to prevent the traffic police from posting tickets. When I finished buying it, I found that the traffic police were nearby, so I quickly rushed into the car with a knife. He also shouted: The police are coming! Come on! Then I found that there was no movement, and when I saw that the driver's seat was a stranger, it turned out that I was in the wrong car! At that time, the driver's face was white, and then I was stunned. Just when I was about to explain, accompanied by the huge noise and white smoke of the tire slipping, the car sped out like a bullet...

3. When I was in junior high school, a couple in our class, the seats were far away, and they could only talk by throwing notes. One day, the man threw a note "whizzing" over, just as our teacher came in, and directly hit the teacher's body. The teacher picked up the note and stomped on the man fiercely, opened the note and said, "Let you pass it every day, this time I will see what has been passed!" Then he read it out: "Honey, you said that we both pass on the note every day, if we hit the teacher one day, it will be fun." ”

4. Boyfriend: "Marry me!" I love you! I can't live without you! Girlfriend: "No, my mother will be unhappy, she said you are too unproductive." Boyfriend: "Oh, if you don't say yes, I'll die in front of you!" Girlfriend: "Wait a minute, I'll ask my mother." Boyfriend: "Hey, I knew it worked." Girlfriend: "My mother said that I am an adult and can watch this bloody scene." ”

5, the brother-in-law RT-Mart shopping, met the company boss with a 6-year-old boy is also shopping, just see the boss should be holding a list in his hand according to the above to buy things, his little boy followed behind not noisy. The brother-in-law said to the boss: Boss, your baby son is really obedient, come to RT-Mart and don't argue to buy snacks and toys! Who knew that before the boss could speak, his children rushed to say: Uncle, my mother did not give extra money to my father, and I did not have money to buy my father. The boss was instantly embarrassed.

6, doctor: you have been smoking for 15 years, if you do not smoke, the money saved can buy a BMW. Me: So doctor, do you smoke? Doctor: No smoking, what's wrong? Me: What about your BMW? Doctor: It's parked in the parking lot, is there anything wrong? Me: Oh it's okay, the Rolls-Royce next to me is the lowest of my 50 designer cars. doctor:...... (Tear Run)

7, since the family demolition lost 50 million, I have been staying at home, doing nothing. Then I got bored, so I got a job out there. On this day, I was at work, and I was addicted to smoking, so I squatted in the corner of the toilet and secretly smoked. Just after taking a sip, a strange female supervisor came over. Seeing that some employees smoked, the female supervisor walked over and denounced: "The company can't smoke, do you smoke the boss knows?" I was not afraid at all, and immediately retorted: "You casually talk to strange men, does your husband agree?" ”

8, a sister was urged to marry by some three sisters and six wives. An uncle in her eighties told her that many people at your age are married, why aren't you married? As a result, the second goods girl came to say, at your age many people have died, why don't you die? Well, the girl is in confinement now...

9, once I was with the Audi car, he has been playing 408 high beam, I used the high beam several times, he still did not turn off, I was angry, I have been turning on the high beam, and when the distance between the two of us was 50 meters, he turned on the real high beam, that moment! I felt as if I saw the sun.

10, Mom: Tell you how many times, the eyes are small don't squint, nothing to stare at, after a long time may be able to get a little bigger. Daughter: You still say! When I was a child, I was deceived by you, and you see now, my eyes are not only not wide, but there is an extra wrinkle on my head. Mom......

1 The wife said to her husband: The place where you hide the money in the private room is not challenging at all, and you will find it at once, it is really boring, and I will take the money to buy vegetables. The husband flew to the place where the money was hidden and turned it over, and saw that it was still there! The wife roared: How dare you hide your private money! Tired of living!

12, Qingming Festival, in the evening I waited by the national highway for a friend to pick me up to work. I found that I forgot to bring money, so I asked my family to send money over. There are some cemeteries next to the national highway, and some people are burning paper. At this time an old man looked at me wandering and asked: What are you doing? I said: I'm waiting for my family to send me money. The old man did not speak, hurried away, and after walking for tens of meters, the uncle in the night actually ran up. Oh, sir, listen to me explain!

13, four-year-old little girl Qianqian is playing with blocks, suddenly she ran to her grandmother and said sincerely: "Grandma, you give me a little brother, it is too boring to play with blocks alone." Grandma looked at the daughter-in-law who was cooking, and said quietly: "Grandma is old and can't give birth, let your mother give birth to you." Qianqian's mouth pouted, "You adults just make excuses!" Mom said that she didn't have time to go to work every day, and Grandma had a hard time retiring, and said that she was old..."

14, when I was a child, I played very well with two girls from the same village! They made a wish together, and one of them got a dime and buried it under an old tree! About a week later! Suddenly I thought of this money and wanted to see if it was still there... And then I was digging, and they appeared behind me together...