1. A Korean father took his 19-year-old daughter to a nightclub for a drink and poured it hard until her daughter was drunk. The next day, when my daughter got up, she saw honey water and a note at the head of the bed: Last night

1. A Korean father took his 19-year-old daughter to a nightclub for a drink and poured it hard until her daughter was drunk. The next day, when my daughter got up, she saw honey water and a note at the head of the bed: You drank too much last night, and your father carried it back to you. Remember! Half a pound of low-grade wine five bottles of beer This is your limit! Dad can't take care of you for a lifetime, and you have to be measured in the future... After waking up, my daughter's eyes were red and she understood a lot of truths. Then there was a northeastern dad who wanted to follow suit and took his daughter to drink, so from hot pot to food stalls, from KTV to bars... Dad drank and vomited four times and lay on the table. The daughter pulled her neck and shouted: Gaha, gaha? Can I drink it? What about fish farming??

2. When eating in the canteen at noon, I met a female colleague and we shared the table. The colleague sighed: Alas, it is really nerve-wracking to buy clothes now. I asked her: What's going on? The female colleague said: I bought several skirts to match the red shirt, but none of them were matched with the shirt. Me: You put that red shirt on and then you go buy a skirt! The female colleague said: The problem is that I haven't bought the red shirt yet.

3. When I was in high school, there was a girl sitting next to me, who looked white and fat, with a blessed face. Then she sat in the middle and had to change groups every few weeks, so I took my turn to share the table with her every few weeks. Then, she only borrowed my erasers and automatically used various things, and she would help me with questions that I couldn't answer in class. I always thought she had feelings for me. Until that day, the class teacher gave her a chance to transfer to the back row, and she did not hesitate to leave, and never forgot about the lake. That's how I learned, well, that I thought too much.

4, housework has always been done by my husband himself, I am bored at home off work and want to clean. The garbage tool broke down, so I went to the store and bought one! My voice was dumb, and I could only compare myself to my boss: put something into this tool and flip it into the trash can! After repeating this action more than a dozen times, the boss finally understood! Then he solemnly handed me a spatula

5, my girlfriend's school is next door, after the end of the military training, I will go to her non-stop to play. Who knew that she thought I was too tanned, afraid that her friends would laugh and be too lazy to accompany me! A man stood lost on the community square, leaning against the bronze statue next to him and looking ahead. My heart could not be calmed for a long time: Am I really that dark? A guy looked at me, looked around at no one, and "snapped" a small advertisement on the door of my head.

6. When I was in college, my brother only fell in love once, and as a result, he met a scumbag, and he was deceived by feelings and cheated of money. I was very sad, so I found another one to play with to play the game together to solve the silence. The bel canto sweet technology of playing with the little sister is still very strong. I sent her 1,000 red envelopes plus V letters, and often looked for her to video chat. Sometimes when she slept, her mother would be in charge of getting through to tell me, and then I would bow and say goodnight auntie. Today, the girl said that after a year of talking, she also confessed to me that what I saw was not her mother, but her who had removed her makeup!

7. When I first graduated from college, I worked in a small company with only twenty people. The atmosphere in the company is very harmonious, the boss and employees are like friends, often eat and travel or something. On that day, because the company's capital turnover could not come, the boss said to everyone bitterly: Our company is bankrupt. As a result, the front desk girl was not happy and said: This is the happiest place for me to stay. Then, I called her father and bought the company.

8, the wife is a shopaholic, almost every day there are more than 10 couriers to take, and the express delivery brother of the express station has a special intimate relationship for a long time. The wife and doll also went to the courier station to send the courier, because they were acquaintances and had discounts. In recent times, the courier brother visited the door every day, and the daughter-in-law was very happy. The wife took out her mobile phone herself and calculated: the freight insurance reimbursed me twelve, he gave him a 20% discount, I can earn two dollars. Since then, the wife's online shopping has become more crazy, the courier has run more diligently, a month down, earned twenty, happy no. I was also happy, and finally took out my mobile phone and looked at my daughter-in-law's message: Behind the entrepreneurship is a basket of days, I want to explore the world with the courier brother.

9, my phone is too long to use, the earpiece is full of ash, I want to clean it up. When I got home, I said to my wife, "My phone is hoarse and torn, it's time to wash it." "Then put your phone on the table and go to the bathroom!" I didn't plan for it, all this was remembered by the sensible son! When I came out of the bathroom, my son happily took the phone out of the basin and handed it to my son and said, "Daddy, I'll help you wash your phone." Looking at my son's happy and expectant expression, I almost cried!

10. The cousin fell in love with a car model at first sight, and stole his aunt's passbook to buy gifts for the car model. Finally, the 2 million in the passbook was completely brushed off, and the car model also agreed to associate with his cousin. When my cousin chatted with her, he asked her: How many boyfriends did you have before me? Car model: Should be able to put together a table of mahjong. Cousin: That's not much, only four! Model: No, I'm not talking about people...

11. The president recently recruited a new female secretary, who has strong working ability and looks beautiful. The president fell in love with her at first sight. A few days ago, two people went on a business trip to other places, the president drank some wine, and finally with the strength of wine, plucked up the courage to confess to the female secretary: Xiaomei, I like you! When the female secretary heard it, she slapped the president with a "snap". The president was disheartened and felt that there was no drama. Just as she was about to turn around and leave, the female secretary yelled: "I'm thin-skinned, don't you know?" If you don't confess again, I'm going back to my hometown for a blind date!?"

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