1. Drink too much, call a Didi ready to go home, did not expect to be a Maybach! Surprised to get into the car, just feel the comfort of the car, the driver suddenly turned back and asked: is it drinking? I

1. Drink too much, call a Didi ready to go home, did not expect to be a Maybach! Surprised to get into the car, just feel the comfort of the car, the driver suddenly turned back and asked: is it drinking? I was stunned and asked strangely: You don't pull drinkers? The driver looked at me, smiled and said: No, just now there was a second goods, also drinking, as soon as I got on the car I asked him where to go, he said not to go anywhere, just sit!

2. When the new principal inspected the school, he found that several students were actually in love early. The principal saw that he was going to arrest people, but although the students knew that he was the principal, none of them obeyed. As soon as the principal approaches, he will run, and the students will continue after walking farther. In the end, the principal searched each class and caught them. As a result, the student's homeroom teacher was called to the principal's office by the principal and came out in the afternoon!

3 My mother-in-law came to stay at my house for a few days, my wife asked me to cook, I wanted to show my hand in front of my mother-in-law, and cut it fast. Accidentally cutting his finger, the kitchen knife slammed on the ground, and hurried to find the gauze. Not long after, my mother-in-law nervously asked me: Where is the cut? How much to cut off? I was touched and said: It's all right, cut off a little meat, and the skin is still connected. The mother-in-law was relieved: then good, this dish can be eaten with confidence!

4 Stole his father's 2004 Wuliangye to the chairman, who immediately introduced his daughter to me. His daughter and I fell in love at first sight and got married within a few days. After marriage, my wife and I often had awkward quarrels, and I could only let her. Today the two of them quarreled again, and I angrily said, "Don't think I won't dare to beat you if you look beautiful!" "I thought my wife would be happy when she heard it, so I wouldn't argue." Unexpectedly, she directly shouted: "Don't think that what you say is very reasonable, I will let you go!" ”

5 The sister-in-law has a weak personality when she is a child, and is often bullied by children of the same age. Once again, crying and crying home, the old man angrily rebuked her: "You are so big, is it useful to cry?" There is a kind of fight back! The sister-in-law stayed for a moment, and suddenly grabbed a thick hemp rope and rushed into someone else's house. In front of the other party's parents, he pulled the boy's hair and smoked it with a hemp rope, and ran away after smoking. Now the sister-in-law is a physical education teacher, and she has not yet married in her thirties.......

6 Share a room with two sisters, they both live in a room, and I live in a room myself. Yesterday I came home from work and found that the light in my bedroom was broken, and I was too lazy to go out to buy light bulbs because I was busy for a day, so I knocked on their room. The one who opened the door was one of the beautiful girls, who asked me with a cautious face what was going on, and when I explained my intentions, the sister said to me: I warn you, oh, my roommate will be back in an hour. I said to her righteously and awe-inspiringly: You can rest assured that I will not do anything bad to you. The girl spoke again: I mean, if you want to do anything bad, do it quickly, my roommate still has an hour to go. Listening to my sister's words, I was very angry, and I thought I was someone, and I gambled that I would go downstairs and buy a light bulb!

7 This summer is unusually hot, the weather temperature is very high every day, and the outdoor heat is unbearable. The company recently opened a new swimming pool below, and discussed with colleagues to skip work to swim. The two of us changed our clothes and walked into the pool happily to find that the leader had already soaked. The three people looked at each other, and the leader said: The company sent me to be on duty to see if there was anyone who sneaked down to swim. I was very clever, and I said: You have received this task too? I thought I was alone. At this time, the colleague answered with tears in his eyes: I have been volunteering to check the post for many years, and today I finally found the organization!

8 I'm a slightly chubby girl and my boyfriend is skinny. When I got home from work today, I had to hold it. Sometimes this kind of small nature is really helpless, and it is rare that we have a thick body, and we have enough strength to directly hug, just like holding a baby to breastfeed, but after all, the big masters, when I enter the house, I really can't hold on. Suddenly, with a wave of gravity, I staggered forward, and the boyfriend in my arms almost stuck the door frame into three sections.

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