Clinically, some doctors are like Li Yunlong in "Bright Sword", and some doctors have personalities like Gu Li in "Little Times". Of course, there are also doctors living in "The Tale of Wulin".
If, I mean if, when all the doctors put themselves in the role of a film and television drama.
What will the hospital become?
(i)
If the slightly grumpy director is substituted for the role of "Li Yunlong", he may be like this on the operating table:
★ What about the second help? What about the second help? What about his mother's ultrasound knife? Pull me in!
★ Fuck, if people are unlucky, farts are smashed on the heels! What do you say is wrong with me? Didn't you just go in the same way? Anyway, it is surgery, from which of his mother's way into it is not orthopedic surgery? Lao Tzu finished the operation, and if he didn't send me a pennant, he would go to the medical department to complain about me!
Complaints are nothing, even if it is to reduce my salary! His mother actually let me go to plastic surgery to review the basic operations! Is that grandpa's job? Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to embroider???
★ Lao Tzu and his mother suddenly surprised your medical team of dog days!
When encountering unreliable subordinates, he occasionally gets a little grumpy:
★ What fucking terminal illness? I don't believe in this evil, Lao Tzu cured a terminal illness!
★ Why don't you fucking fight with the medical department?
★ One main dish, one nest of director dishes. As long as I am there, our department will scream, when I encounter patients, I dare to pick up, if one day I am complained, the chief doctor of our department will also scream. I don't believe you're going to be cotton bales, why? Because my soul is still there!
(ii)
As the saying goes: if you don't have a dream, what's the difference between being a doctor and salted fish?
★ You want to have surgery? Goku, if you want to have surgery, you talk, you don't say you want me how do you know you really want it?
Although you are very sincere in forgetting me, but you still have to tell me what you want, it is impossible for you to say that you want to go to surgery and I will not give it to you, you say that you do not want to go to surgery, I prefer to give it to you, everyone should be reasonable!
Do you really want to have surgery? So you go to OP 7, don't you really want to? Do you really want to?
If Star Ye is the screenwriter of "The King of hospitals", the little people in it must have dreams in bitterness:
★ Vengeance: Where to go?
Piaopiao: Hospital.
Vengeance: And then what?
Piaopiao: On duty.
Heavenly Enemy: Is it okay not to be on duty?
Piaopiao: Are you raising me when you are not on duty?
Vengeance: Hey!
Fluttershy lit a cigarette and turned his back on Heavenly Vengeance: What's the matter?
Heavenly Enemy: It's all right, you go on duty.
★ There was once a wonderful case report in front of me that I did not cherish. When I now have the blank medical records of the new patient in my hand, I can't regret it.
If the director could give me a chance to start over, I would say three words to him: I do!
If I had to add a deadline to the case report submission, I would like to say: before the deputy high school exam
(iii)
After entering the clinic, you may inadvertently see some dim surfaces:
★ What a noise, just a little thing. The reason why we are all gathered here today is to celebrate the publication of a new paper for the promotion of Dr. Gao Gu.
Since I entered the hospital, I have been very miserable, and it is not smooth to engage in research and publish articles. I've been through a lot of disgusting things and tragic encounters. And the person who hurt me the most, Dr. Xi, everyone knows.
Fortunately, I met Dr. Gu, and over the years, thanks to her care. No matter how cold, unkind, and selfish Dr. Gu thinks Dr. Gu is, I know that she is not like this. Or maybe she wasn't all that way.
That's why she desperately wanted to save me, or share my pain, or even taste my pain herself. In short, she was like me, working with Dr. Xi to buy papers. Ironically, she thought I didn't know.
But Dr. Gu, we are such a deeply affectionate sister, how could I not know.
So today, I want to honor my good sister, thank her, and share my tragic life. I also sincerely wish her that from now on, like my life that was pulled into the blacklist of scientific research, she began to rot and stink!
Everyone is no longer an 18-year-old medical student, welcome to the adult world:
★ Don't be childish? How old are you? Do you really think that surgery doesn't make money? I tell you, the surgeon without a surgical schedule is just a plate of sand, no wind blowing, two steps away.
★ Are you qualified to say me? You pee and look in the mirror! Gu Li, do you think only I want to leave work? You are wrong, you think you are the best sister - Lin Xiao! Early fucking called the milk tea takeaway and was ready to pat his ass and leave!
(iv)
If Tong had not opened an inn, but had gone to study medicine, her mantra might have become:
★ If the college entrance examination is not reported for clinical medicine, the forehead drop head will not be bald, the forehead drop head will not be bald, the forehead drop head will not be bald, and the amount will not fall to the point where the salary is all used for hair transplantation...
★吕秀才的翻译会变成：I'm wrong, I'm really wrong at the begin. If I didn't apply for linchuangyixue, my head will never TU, if my head would not TU, i won't spend all my money to zhifa...
In general, the whole hospital is full of peace every day:
★ "For tomorrow, let's work together to embrace the rising sun with open arms!"
"Director Tong, it's only two more now..."
"Then wait in the delivery room, in this long dark night, let us accumulate strength and prepare for the momentum, countless women are already waiting in the delivery room, the road is long and long, I will go up and down, east, west, south and north, everywhere I go, I will be invincible and seek..."
★ Director Tong: "What is your goal?"
Dr. Furong: "Be a clinician with ideals, convictions and skills!"
Director Tong: "Say something closer."
Dr. Furong: "Raise the salary."
Director Tong: "This is even further than the previous one."
This article is adapted from "Bright Sword", "The King of Comedy", "Journey to the West", "Small Times", "Wulin Wai Biography"
All image sources: Screenshots of film and television works
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