1, the company held a meeting, the chairman accidentally put a fart, afraid of no face, he whispered to employee A: help me top it, give you a raise. A then said: I'm sorry, I just ate too much so

1, the company held a meeting, the chairman accidentally put a fart, afraid of no face, he whispered to employee A: help me top it, give you a raise. A then said: I'm sorry, I just ate too much so I let go of a fart. After a while, the chairman let go of another fart and told employee B again. B did the same. Who knew that the chairman had let go of a third fart. Then C replied quickly and loudly: My! It's mine! That's my fart! Hahahahaha is so talented

2, the husband came home, touched the wife and children who were sleeping, the wife turned around, rubbed her eyes, got up and said: Come back, the food is in the pot, I will heat you. The husband held his wife down, did not let her get up, whispered: No, I can be hot on my own, I ask you something, I work with cocoons on my hands, will you feel pain when you touch you" The wife was silent for a moment and said: Pain, pain.

3 When we were young, we were little milk dogs in the eyes of our parents, cute and loved to let go. After going to school, I gradually began to grow free, eat a little to eat, pay tuition when I went to school, bite people outside, lose money and lose money, vaccinate people, beat me up after finishing things, and continue to grow free. Before the grade, it is forbidden to play with beautiful puppies, and when it reaches the grade, it is immediately required to go out and play immediately. If I don't take the initiative to look for it, she will start to contact me directly, whether I can see it or not.

4 Last night the landlady had a birthday, invited the whole company's colleagues to go to the bar, the landlady had a lot of fun, but also drank a lot of wine, at this time, the landlady proposed that we come to play the lottery game, who draws what is who, after everyone listened, they are enthusiastic and enthusiastically participate. At this time, the landlady listed the prizes, and some colleagues drew cash rewards, and some also drew vacation rewards.

When I arrived, the pointer accidentally turned to the landlady, and the scene suddenly became quiet. Everyone looked at the landlady. The landlady said: Since the rules are set by me, what should I do. When the colleagues saw the situation, they were silent, and then they all found various reasons to leave first. At this time, I saw the landlady with a smile on her face and said to me: From today onwards, I will belong to you. Emma, isn't that my luck

5 The father-in-law in his seventies has found a big aunt in his fifties after 5 years of empty window, and we call her Aunt Mei! The father-in-law personally cooked the fried ground beef at night, and the father-in-law asked Aunt Mei: "Is it delicious?" Aunt Mei said, "Delicious! The father-in-law also replied flatteringly: "You are also deliciously fried!" The sister-in-law directly hit "tut" on the side: "It is better to say that it is better to listen to each other than to feel sorry for each other, and it is called slapping each other's ass when it is ugly." "My father-in-law and Aunt Mei looked at each other and invariably put down their chopsticks...

6 The father-in-law is a professor at Shandong Normal University, and after retirement, he can receive a retirement pension of 56,000 yuan a month. Because he was idle and bored at home, his father-in-law found a newly opened fish pond to fish, a rod 100! This weekend, I just happened to rest, so I went out with my husband. There were a lot of fish in the pond, and the bite hook was fierce, and in a short while I caught seven or eight big fish. The father-in-law was angry, and threw the fish into the fish pond fiercely, and the rod was to be returned. Confused, I hurried to ask why. The father-in-law sighed and said: This fish pond bites the hook too fast, and has lost the pleasure of fishing.

7 Grandpa didn't go to school, nor did he carry a gun, so he practiced martial arts with Yamano Langzhong! After practicing martial arts for several years, he fought all over the town. Now in his eighties, no one is afraid, except my grandmother. I quipped: Grandpa and Grandma never quarrel, it seems to be true love! Grandpa sighed and said: No way! I didn't go to school, your grandmother went to private school for two years, and intellectuals can't afford it!

8 In the company and the customer to negotiate a contract of twenty million, the old man suddenly called me. The old man said, "Son-in-law hurry up, something happened to your daughter-in-law!" As soon as I heard it, I panicked and quickly put down the work in my hand and rushed to the old man's house. When I got home, I saw my girlfriend sitting on the couch, and I asked, "Dad, what's wrong?" The old man said, "Your daughter-in-law deleted your mother's game, and your mother has played five hundred levels!" ”

9 Weekend break, get up early in the morning to take your girlfriend to the market to buy vegetables. When we passed by the delicatessen, the wife suddenly pointed to the pig's ear and asked the boss: Is this pig's ear clean and the ear SHI? Unexpectedly, the boss was furious and said that he would not sell anything to us. I was also angry and ready to question my wife, she stuck out her tongue and explained to me that the wallet was out of money, and I immediately praised her for her wit. After walking for a while, she went to the fruit shop to buy a durian and said that she would treat her wit!

10 I went on a blind date today, so excited. When we saw the girl beautiful, we thought there was no hope again. Wanwan did not expect that she said that she would get married next month, and if she agreed, she would not agree. I agreed without saying a word. Ask her why she was in such a hurry to get married. She said don't ask first, and then she will surprise you.