The brother-in-law went to play with his girlfriend today, and the girlfriend and the little brother-in-law broke up. The brother-in-law asked: Why!! I love you so much. Girlfriend: You're too picky. Brother-in-law: Where did I cut it??

The brother-in-law went to play with his girlfriend today, and the girlfriend and the little brother-in-law broke up. The brother-in-law asked: Why!! I love you so much. Girlfriend: You're too picky. Brother-in-law: Where did I cut it?? Girlfriend: This is the ring you bought me and returned it to you. Then turn around and go. The little brother-in-law hurriedly shouted: Wait. The girlfriend asked: What else are you going to do? Brother-in-law: What about the box where I put the ring?

2, the brother-in-law went to play with his girlfriend today, and as a result, the girlfriend and the brother-in-law broke up. The brother-in-law asked: Why!! I love you so much. Girlfriend: You're too picky. Brother-in-law: Where did I cut it? Girlfriend: This is the ring you bought me and returned it to you. Then turn around and go. The brother-in-law hurriedly shouted: "Wait a minute." The girlfriend asked: What else are you going to do? Brother-in-law: What about the box where I put the ring?

3, a brother is not easy to take a vacation, but he asked me to introduce part-time work to him to do, I think it is strange, so I asked him: This is not easy to take a vacation, how can you still think of part-time work, is it not tight lately? The friend sighed: No, the homework assigned by the wife at home on vacation is a little too much, and I want to come out and catch my breath.

4, after eating out to see two children about five years old playing chess at the door, I took a look and said: "This little boy may still play, the little girl is not blind at all, where can the elephant go there!" My friend Mr. Xu looked at me and sighed: "People understand the truth when they are five years old, you don't understand it at twenty-five years old, you know why you are single..." ”

5, friends said: "Cool is handsome and serious, proud is handsome and lonely, beautiful is beautiful and upright, riot is evil, cute is silly and cute, cute is stupid and serious." I asked, "So I am. Friend: "You're ugly one B." "Ma Tam, you are exhausted!

6, quarrel with your boyfriend, accidentally out of a dirty word. The boyfriend said incredibly, "Why do you still curse people?" I said angrily, "That's not what I learned from you, marry a chicken with a chicken and marry a dog with a dog!" The boyfriend said fiercely: "Okay, you learn, right?" Then I walked into the bathroom upside down, and in my surprised eyes, I actually stuck out my tongue and licked the toilet, and then looked at me defiantly...

7, today my boyfriend wants to come to my house to play, I called him and said: "My family has relatives, you have to bring some gifts." Boyfriend: "Okay, what kind of relative?" Me: "My mother's sister." Boyfriend: "Okay, I see. "As a result, my boyfriend was blown out by my mother and relatives at home when he entered the door

8, dreaming of the girlfriend after removing makeup, scared to pee! The boyfriend said to her: "I dreamed of you last night, and I got up in the morning with a wet patch of panties." She shyly asked her boyfriend, "What the hell did you dream about?" The boyfriend replied: "Dreaming that you took off your makeup scared me to pee!"

9, the difference between the north and the south is large, the method of each ingredient is not the same, yesterday the girlfriend brother came to my house for dinner! My girlfriend said to me, "Clip that eggplant for me." Me: "That's potato chips." Girlfriend: "Ah, then don't, then clip that winter melon." Me: "That's a turnip." Girlfriend: "This is the winter melon, then what is it?" Me: "That's tofu." Girlfriend: "Bring me a shredded potato, how do you make potato fries and shredded potatoes?" The mother standing next to her looked at the bean sprouts she was pointing to and almost cried.

10, the girlfriend's girlfriend came to my house to live temporarily, and put a thousand yuan in the living room the next day, saying: "This money is grateful for hospitality, this is pocket money for children." I was touched and said, "No, I have private money!" The girlfriend said: "Nonsense, I help you clean, all the corners are swept, there is no money!" I said: "In the middle of the lid of the garbage can" My voice just dropped, and my girlfriend shouted loudly to her wife: "Xiaoli, I said that there is, you still don't believe it!" ”

1 After lunch, a college couple strolls and chats in the small garden on campus. Chatting and chatting, the two of them talked about what the child's name would be in the future, and the girl thought about it and said, "Bingbing is very good." The boyfriend said quietly: "Good sound is good, the problem is that my surname is Liang, Liang Bingbing, how cold it must be!" ”

12, excited to go to the restaurant to eat, after eating the checkout, I counted about five hundred yuan. The boss said, "Four hundred and one." The friend said: "There are also fish balls and pot stickers..." The boss roared: "Four hundred and one!" The friend weakly reminded: "There are still drinks..." The boss patted the table: "*** said four hundred and one!" "Scared us to hurry up and give the money to leave." The boss's voice came from behind: I knew I had miscalculated, ahem, but I didn't want to admit it

13, after choosing the dish to pay the bill, my friend and I are both good-looking people, I said: "I will tie it!" The friend said, "I'll tie the knot!" I took back my wallet and said, "Okay, then you tie it." The friend froze for three seconds, then asked, "Can we both shout again?" I said, "Okay, this time you shout first." ”

14) A bachelor asks a friend who has just gotten married what it's like to be married. My friend said, "It feels like you're flying." The bachelor asked with interest, "Is it as exciting as flying into the sky?" The friend skimmed his lips and said, "Have you ever flown?" The plane is in the sky, you see other planes flying through the window, and you want to change planes only to find that it is impossible. ”