1, I remember once I took a plane to the toilet, so I went to the toilet to open the door, at that time it scared me, there was a flight attendant in the toilet, may have forgotten to lock the door. She was stunned at first, and then she was anxious

1, I remember once I took a plane to the toilet, so I went to the toilet to open the door, at that time it scared me, there was a flight attendant in the toilet, may have forgotten to lock the door. She was first stunned, and then stomped her feet urgently: "Who are you, what are you doing, you close the door quickly" I blushed at that time, hurriedly said sorry, closed the door, leaned on the door and gasped for breath, thinking that it was really embarrassing, who knew that at this time there was a flight attendant's cry: "I let you go out and close the door!" ”?

2, I am 28 years old this year, but I am still a single big girl. Today Aunt Zhang introduced me to one, from the morning window, I began to dress up, change into a beautiful dress, get my hair, paint a delicate makeup, and drive my Land Rover to the agreed place. After the man saw me, he opened his mouth: You are so beautiful, I went to the bathroom, my brother could not hold back. I was secretly happy, it took so long to dress up, it was really worth it, he only saw me, and he couldn't hold it! I saw him lead a little boy from the bathroom...

3. On the campus of the university, the teacher will appear in the classroom on time when the class bell rings. Once, the teacher walked into the classroom, and there were only three students sitting in the classroom. Then, the teacher ignored it and gave two lessons in a row. After the lecture, the teacher turned back and asked: These three students have a very good learning attitude, why didn't the other students in your class come today? The following student weakly replied: Teacher, I don't know, we are not your students, we are here to study !???."

4, working in the State Grid, usually rarely take a vacation, in order to learn to drive, so I signed up for the night study class of the driving school. At dinner that day, chatting with colleagues, I smiled bitterly and said, "I suddenly feel that the driving school is so dark!" The colleague listened for a moment and asked curiously: "What's wrong, the coach let you buy Chinese?" I shook my head and said, "No, the driving school has lost power!" ”

5. When I was studying at Zaozhuang Vocational College of Science and Technology, a brother liked the school flower of our school. But the buddies have not dared to confess, and on this day the brothers did two small bottles of vodka. Taking advantage of the wine to confess to the school flower. As a result, the school flower actually agreed happily, and the buddies did not sleep all night. The next night, the buddies prepared flower candles and went to make a formal confession. Under this incomparably romantic scene, the school flower left a tear of emotion. As a result, the buddy came to say: I'm sorry, I drank a lot last night.

6. After graduating from college, the young man went to Work on the assembly line of Futukang! In general, people's factories have very little output in the afternoon, and people on the line are not busy, so some play with mobile phones and some doze off. This scene was seen by the line chief, who took out the walkie-talkie, tuned to all channels, and yelled: No more spirit points are deducted for 100 yuan! So all the people were spiritual. Here is a mixed meal to eat, as soon as you hear the deduction, you will definitely not be happy!

7, I said to my mother: "I want to lose weight, you help me buy a bicycle, so that I have time to ride to exercise." The old mother happily agreed: "Well, or I will help you buy a tricycle, so that you can also go to collect some rags to subsidize the family when you are exercising." ”

8. The Daoist chief has newly accepted a female disciple, and the female disciple has been away from home for many days and is a little homesick! Female disciple: "Master, what about your Konysek?" Borrow it for me? I want to go home. Dao Chief: "Stop at the back mountain, there is not much oil, come back and remember to add oil to me." Two hours later, the female disciple returned the car keys to the Dao Chief. Captain Dao: "Did you add oil to me?" Female disciple: "No, I haven't even started." ”

9. The media department and the information department of our company are incompatible, and the heads of the two departments quarreled on this day! Then the head of the information department covered his head in pain and slowly squatted down, which frightened the director of the media department. Colleagues around her asked her with concern, do you want to call an ambulance? The director of the information department waved his hand: It's okay, it's just that I suddenly forgot the words! In an instant, everyone was messy...

10. When I came to the company, I immediately looked at the goddess of our company. I pursued the goddess for a long time, but the goddess still didn't get cold to me. In the end, the goddess saw that I insisted, and accepted my reason for inviting her to dinner, and I specifically found the best restaurant. After the recommendation of the boss, I ordered the boss's special dish: fish with the taste of the northeast. When the dish came up, I said to the goddess: This fish, you taste it, eighty-five percent of people like to eat fish! The goddess did not think so, and said, "I am the fifteenth." "

11, take the train, opposite a pair of lovers, all kinds of mouths and show love. Finally tired, leaned together to sleep. Later, the young man went to the toilet, the girl rubbed her eyes, broke the orange to eat, suddenly laughed to herself, took a bottle of Coke on the table, unscrewed the lid, and forced 2 oranges into it. I was dumbfounded. She was still very happy herself, winked at me, and covered her mouth and smiled playfully. You're shy! Your boyfriend's bottle is in his own bag, and the bottle on the table is mine!

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