1, after my wife went on a business trip, my sister-in-law asked me to go to her house at night, and said that there were very important things to tell me. With a nervous mood, when I arrived, I saw a golden retriever lying in the doorway. The sister-in-law said:

1, after my wife went on a business trip, my sister-in-law asked me to go to her house at night, and said that there were very important things to tell me. With a nervous mood, when I arrived, I saw a golden retriever lying in the doorway. The sister-in-law said: I am going to go on my honeymoon with the leader, and you will help me watch the golden retriever for a few days. After a few days, the golden retriever gave birth to a litter of small golden retrievers, and I showed my sister-in-law like a treasure. When my sister-in-law saw the photo, she gritted her teeth and said to me, "What did you do to my golden retriever?" ”

2. Not long ago, I bought an Armani short sleeve with an ant flower shell. After the goods arrived, I washed it again. After washing, Dad helped me dry my clothes. After a while, he came over in a panic and said to me very quietly like a thief: Son, the clothes rail has fallen, you go and pick it up. I said: Downstairs? He said: No, it fell on the guardrail. As soon as I arrived at the balcony suspiciously, my father shouted to my mother in the kitchen: Daughter-in-law, your son smashed your favorite pot of peonies with a clothes drying pole and dropped two flowers!

3, today after work home, see my wife is in a bad mood, thinking about how to make her happy. Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, I jokingly said that I had issued a thousand dollars in a bonus today, and I didn't expect her to believe it. I confessed it was a joke, and she didn't believe it. Gave me a fat beating and stole the only twenty oceans on my body, and then forced me to write an IOU that owed her 980...

4. The father-in-law who was in charge of the coal mining plant received a pension of 2.5 million yuan after retirement. He simply used the money to open a food store when he was idle. Since there is no experience in placing goods, some food is placed very high. On this day, a customer enters the store and asks for a bucket of Cobik potato chips. The father-in-law took out a folding ladder and took a bucket of Cobiks, put the ladder away, and settled the account to find change. As a result, the customers behind them also wanted a bucket of Kebik, and the father-in-law took out the ladder again and took a bucket of Kebik. At this time, another customer came in, and the father-in-law stood on the ladder and asked: Do you also want a bucket of Kebik? The customer said: No. After taking out the popcorn to settle the account, the father-in-law asked the third customer: What do you want? The customer said: I want two barrels of Cobik. The father-in-law fainted on the spot.

5, my sister-in-law is now pregnant with the second child, the reaction is particularly intense, often eat vomit, vomit eat. Her husband was worried about her health, so he persuaded her to go to the hospital for examination, but she resolutely did not go, there was no way, he had to ask me to persuade. I said to my sister-in-law, "Go to the physical examination tomorrow and see what the problem is!" Sister-in-law: "I'm not going!" I thought it was strange, so I asked, "Why don't you go, you're not afraid of any problems?" Sister-in-law: "If you go for a physical examination, you can't eat supper tonight, and you can't eat breakfast tomorrow morning..."

6. The brother-in-law drove the Baojun 230 that the old man had opened for 10 years to go to the vegetable market. As a result, not far away, I crashed into a BMW head-on, and my brother-in-law was all responsible!! The owner of the BMW got out of the car angrily and demanded 70,000 yuan for the repair fee from his brother-in-law!! The little brother-in-law said with embarrassment: Big brother, if not, my broken car belongs to you, count 20,000 yuan, the remaining 50,000 yuan I will slowly return to you.?

7, the health examination before the college entrance examination is about to start the examination, Yan Zheng is very nervous, because his eyes are very high. After thinking hard, I finally thought of a good way, and after the vision test, I met a good friend. Friend: Yan Zheng, you memorized the entire test form, the result should be quite satisfactory, right? Yan Zheng: Oh, don't mention it, I took off my glasses, and as a result, I couldn't even see the stick clearly...

8, answered a strange phone call, as soon as I heard it was fraudulent, I said: "Who are you?" Liar: "Don't remember me?" Can't I hear my voice? Me: "Sorry, I didn't hear it!" Liar: "It's really a noble person who forgets things, you think about it again." I said, "Are you that so-and-so?" The crook: "Yes! I said, "Okay, it's your turn to guess who I am." "Toot! honk! honk...... The crook hung up the phone!?

9. I opened a hot pot restaurant myself a few years ago, and I am about to face closure because of poor management. It's okay to watch the aunts downstairs dancing square dancing to relieve stress. Recently, there was a strange thing, and the big moms suddenly stopped jumping. Curious to ask the next aunt what happened, is it embarrassing to feel disturbed. The big aunt said: I don't know whose child wears a red belly pocket, and as soon as we jumped, he said in front, the children are practicing!

10, the second cousin borrowed 200,000 yuan online, bought a Harley, and when the motorcycle arrived, he took his girlfriend for a ride. Riding fast all the way, a bump when passing the speed bump knocked his girlfriend off the motorcycle. According to uncle cousin, if it wasn't for that time, the second cousin fell on his girlfriend's ass. He may become a professional racing driver instead of being a family cook to take care of his second cousin who is cold and cold all day.

11, now that society has entered the era of mobile payment, today I bought a smart phone for my father. I said, "Dad, you have to learn to pay with your phone." My dad: "Why do you learn that?" It was very convenient to use cash. Me: "So that I can transfer money to you, and you can spend it at will, without having to apply with my mother." The father immediately put down the watermelon and said excitedly: "Tell me, how is this used?" ”?

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