1. If famous writers do not use many flowery words, it is called simple and unpretentious. If we don't use flowery rhetoric, it's called not vivid, the article is boring. I also don't explain, who

1. If famous writers do not use many flowery words, it is called simple and unpretentious. If we don't use flowery rhetoric, it's called not vivid, the article is boring. I also don't explain, who told us to be bitter.

2. The portrayal of most people in China now is that they do not understand the law, do not understand diplomacy, do not understand politics, do not understand history, but feel that they are good at everything. He was sometimes a politician on the Internet, sometimes a doctor, an engineer teaching lawyers, and he was proficient in doing things, except for the one he learned. Only positions, no IQ, only opposition, no thoughts...

3. The unit has a colleague, Mongolian. After a year of vacation home, after several days of vacation and not returning, the leader called, he said on the phone:

Leader, I am still riding horses on the Hulunbuir grassland to find a home, my family is a nomadic, now I don't know where to move?

4. The child asks the mother: Why are there so many flies stuck to the fly stickers, and there are still flies that will go to the station? Mom: If there were a lot of people on the street, would you go up and join in the fun...

5, cigarettes should be burned to the same end, and old wine should be drunk until the six relatives do not recognize. Mahjong is to be rubbed to the shirtless, and cards are played until the stars are worn. To brag is to blow until you don't believe it, and to shoot a horse is to shoot until it is dark. Dancing should be danced to exhaustion, and weight loss should be reduced to death.

6, the salary has risen, the face is smiling, the waist bar is strong, seeing acquaintances dare to shout, want to taste abalone bear paws, dare to visit the mall after work, meet the opposite sex itchy, burp very loud. I didn't expect the price to go crazy again, alas, in vain!

7． Recently my girlfriend was losing weight and was not pulling me along with her to practice yoga! After practicing for a while, my girlfriend said, "I'm sitting there now with my legs straight enough to eat my toes!" I looked at it with envy and said, "Since I gave birth to a child, I can't do it!" Bending hurts a little! The girlfriend was just about to answer the call, and the son who was writing his homework suddenly sat on the ground, made a yoga gesture and said to the girlfriend: "Auntie, you see, I can also, but I don't like to eat toes..."

8． Yesterday, I visited the supermarket and saw a couple loading a shopping cart of barreled instant noodles, pushing them to the scale and dividing into two piles. I felt strange, so I called the tally clerk to ask about it, and he looked at the two men and calmly said: Some of the instant noodles are prized for ham sausages.

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