My husband came back from vacation and went out for a walk together after eating, and I said that I was scared these days and didn't sleep well at night. He said I was often scared and I wasn't afraid. Oh yeah? What are you scared of? old

My husband came back from vacation and went out for a walk together after eating, and I said that I was scared these days and didn't sleep well at night. He said I was often scared and I wasn't afraid. Oh yeah? What are you scared of? The husband said quietly that this thing might happen soon. I tilted my head against his shoulder and said something? My husband quickly straightened my head, jumped away two steps and rubbed his arm: "It's the wife with a big waist and a round waist!" ”

2, in the evening, the wife took a bath and went into the bed and began to coddle me, the wife: "Husband, you really should learn from mosquitoes." I asked with a puzzled face, "Why do you want to learn from them?" The wife said quietly: "Mosquitoes, from time to time to create surprises, you see, I have an extra bag in my hand without paying attention." "I:

3, the Internet said that if a person is asleep, ask him questions will tell the truth, just the husband has the habit of dreaming. In the evening after he started snoring I asked him ,"Do you have a little wife?" A few seconds later, my husband woke up, looked at me and said, "Speak to me again!" ”

4, there is a fat girl in the office, the mentality is particularly good, others say that fat is not good, that is not good, fat sister said dismissively: "Fat is good, the future boyfriend will send a gold ring bigger than others!" A voice floated in the corner: "Then first you have to have a boyfriend!" Suddenly there was silence.

5, the girlfriend talked about a boyfriend, afraid that her parents did not agree, has not been with her parents. Every night, the girlfriend's boyfriend learns to call animals downstairs, and the girlfriend hears the secret code and secretly carries her parents to the rendezvous. After a long time, her parents slowly found out, and finally couldn't help but say to the girlfriend: You invite your boyfriend up, don't imitate the donkey barking downstairs!

6, I have a girlfriend colleague, her boyfriend came to see her today, pulled me to the supermarket after work at night, did not buy anything to buy a package of super spicy strips, I said usually do not see you eat this thing ah, she came quietly a sentence, this TM is a protective measure, I seem to understand a new skill in an instant.

7. Xu Xian stood in front of the Leifeng Pagoda and was heartbroken: "Fahai, you bald donkey, put my mother's town under this pagoda, and separate our husband and wife!" Why? Before Fahai could speak, Bai Suzhen said quietly in the tower, "If you want to get a set of jumps in this place in Hangzhou, do you expect your little salary?" ”

8, and girlfriend plan to rent, because the rent is too expensive, want to find another couple to share. The girlfriend pretended not to be at ease and said, "If I go out one day, the man will also go out... I said quietly, "Yeah, who knows what you two did." ”

9, every time my wife goes out to buy fruit, she always buys those strange shapes, and I don't want to eat them. I wondered to her: Wife, why do you always buy such ugly fruit? It's so ugly. The wife said quietly: Don't underestimate it, you don't know these ugly fruits, you can only try to grow very sweet, just like those who look ugly, always try to improve their self-cultivation. I said: Wife, you are good enough, you are obviously saying that I am ugly!!

10, when I came home at night, I felt that the atmosphere was not right, my wife had to compete with me, and I had no choice but to fight, and as a result, I actually lost. Curiously, I asked my wife when she practiced so much strength. The wife said quietly: Just your broken truck without a booster, let the old lady drive for two more years, and an old cow and a cow will be held up with you. ,

1 Like a goddess who works in a gold shop, and after thinking hard, she finally thought of a trick to make a good impression on her! I walked slowly to her counter to buy the ring, said let her take it out and try it on, she took out the ring, I slowly stretched out my slender ring finger, and when she put it on me, I said cheerfully: I do!

12, after work, I was playing a game, my wife did not like it, and I quarreled. She threatened me to run away from home. I pretended to play with my phone and ignored her. She folded her clothes over and over again, slowly pulling her luggage to the door. When I came out of the room again, I found that the luggage was missing. My wife took my hand and said coquettishly: "It's still the whole thing, you apologize to me, I won't leave!" Why hide your luggage! Before the voice had fallen, the son who came back from outside said: Mom, you can rest assured to go, the luggage will help you downstairs.

13, in the commissary to buy water, while drinking while paying when I found that I did not bring money, embarrassed I handed the boss a cigarette: "The boss is sorry, forgot to bring money, I use cigarettes to pay for water." The boss said slowly while smoking: "Brother, this cigarette you just took from me." ”

14, when I was in junior high school, the female table was very fierce, let me be her little follower. I was not convinced, she said that her family was a mafia and collected protection fees in the town. I didn't believe it, she took me around different places in the town, took things and didn't give her money, and I was terrified. Carry her school bag to the village every day after school; help her with her homework. After getting married, I went to relatives to know that the original shops were opened by her relatives....