There was a new bathroom opening, my roommate and I went to take a shower, bought a ticket, went to the locker room naked, just looking for a bath. Because the first time I went, I didn't know where to go, I looked for it naked, and finally found a door, we immediately ran over, pulled the door handle and pulled it, NND, the door is the street...
2. When I was in college, as long as I had time, I went to the construction site to move bricks, and after four years, I saved a lot of money and opened a small restaurant. Although the business has been lukewarm, there is a grandfather who comes to eat every day rain or shine. At one point I asked curiously: You never visit other shops because I make the best food? The old man smiled and said: The dish you made is extremely effective, more effective than taking the doctor's medicine! I was overjoyed and asked: What disease are you suffering from? The old man replied: Constipation.
3, Xiaoqi went on a blind date, heard that the other party is a flight attendant, Xiaoqi was excited for a night and did not sleep well. They made an appointment to meet at the café, and the person was really pretty. But as soon as I opened my mouth, I asked how much income I had, how big the house was. Xiao Qi said a little unhappily, "Hey, why don't you go to heaven?" Unexpectedly, the flight attendant smiled and said, "I'm on vacation today." ”
4, find the object of the request not too much, handsome and car, that is chess. If you have money and a house, that's the bank. Responsible and righteous, that's Ultraman. Handsome and rich and has a house and a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Ultraman who plays chess in the bank...
5. For closed schools, accommodation is only beneficial to two kinds of children: First, the parents and family members have a good relationship, the child's mental development is healthy, there is good self-care ability and self-discipline, and parents have measures to ensure timely communication, interaction and psychological support with their children. The second is that the relationship with the parents is not good, and the child is trapped in mental or physical torture at home every day. If these two cases do not fall into place, boarding often does more harm than good.
6, a friend introduced me to a rich woman, ten years older than me, although I don't like her very much, but she fell in love with me at first sight, maybe she was fascinated by my strong manly taste. This rich woman talked to me when she had nothing to do and expressed her desire to be with me, but I never agreed. Today, she sent me WeChat again: Let me be together, I will buy you Land Rover. I was on fire and just blacked her out. What do you do with that stuff, I don't know why, what if you bite me?
7, a female friend got some rashes on her back, went to the hospital to see a doctor, the doctor asked her if she had a boyfriend? She also did not know where the momentum came from, suddenly felt that it was very humiliating to say no words, stood up and said that she had a boyfriend~ and then the doctor prescribed her a few pairs of plasters that she could not apply at all!!!
8, at night I went to the park again, our circle, are some big masters, also have that kind of hobby. I'd also like to meet some friends here, I don't know when he set his sights on me. I just felt that someone had been watching me from the side, and for a long time, he asked me softly: "Big brother, is it not okay to shoot cannons?" "I turned my head, only to see his starry eyes, sword eyebrows into the sideburns, a handsome young man!" I couldn't help but say to him: "Guan Qi is a true gentleman, do you understand?!" ”
9, a man went to the hospital to check his body, he complained to the doctor: "It's too much loss, it cost more than a thousand yuan, and nothing was found." The doctor looked at him and said, "It's a bit of a loss for you to think so, just now there was a person who didn't wait to check it, the person went directly into the morgue, and didn't spend a penny!" ”
10, last night went downstairs to the commissary to buy a bunch of snacks, when I came home, I found that there were potato chips without money! I quickly ran to the commissary to make up the order, and the cashier was a girl. Me: Sorry, I just forgot to give money for potato chips! As a result, the sister looked at me coldly and did not speak. At this time, her colleague passed by, heard it, and asked: Who is this person? The girl said dismissively: A hook-up, I have never seen such an old-fashioned conversation! I:......
1 hour to practice skills, nothing to chat with the mother, learn the tone and words of the mother, every time the teacher let me invite the parents to the school, I secretly took the home phone to the teacher to call, told that there is something to go to the phone to say it this trick has tried and failed! Later, when my skills were full, I called my father directly and said, "Didn't my daughter buy a new mobile phone?" You reported it to her, it was the order."
12, my brother came home in the early hours of the morning, and my sister-in-law helped him put him on the sofa. Some angry people say: drink less, don't listen every day, don't know if there is something wrong with your body? My brother said a little confusedly: I don't want this either, but I have to socialize, I have to earn more money, I have to support you. Sister-in-law's nose is sour: how much is earned? If there are flowers, you can do it. The brother was confused: No, I have to earn more, buy you good cosmetics, otherwise you really can't get your hands on it."
13, after work hours, sudden rainstorms, I and a few colleagues in front of the company waiting for a taxi, not far away came a white BMW, down a handsome guy, with an umbrella to us a few laughs! Me: This handsome guy is so stylish, how nice it would be to be my boyfriend! The cleaning aunt next to her said with a black line: Don't think about it, that's my son-in-law! He came to pick me up!
14, one year old will be called the mother's son, one year old and seven months old, is not called father... When I met Brother Wang downstairs, the boy hugged his thigh: Daddy, Daddy's screaming didn't stop! ...... Brother Wang was not very angry, but gave his son 2,000 yuan!! I was very pleased: this boy is still quite sensible... We also looked at each other and smiled, so shy
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