1, the sister-in-law came to my house to take a bath, and the daughter-in-law was afraid that I would peek, so she drove me out of the house. I thought to myself that my wife didn't trust me too much, am I that kind of person? I came to the park in a huff and sat down on the stone

1, the sister-in-law came to my house to take a bath, and the daughter-in-law was afraid that I would peek, so she drove me out of the house. I thought to myself that my wife didn't trust me too much, am I that kind of person? I came to the park in a huff and sat on a stone chair and smoked! Just then a beautiful woman came up and sat down next to me. I also ignored her, smoking a cigarette with my own care, but I didn't expect her to take the initiative to talk to me, why are you so unconscious, sitting here smoking, didn't you see anyone next to you? This beautiful woman is really thick-skinned, I sighed, took out a cigarette and handed it to her and said, OK, ok, give you a cigarette, you take it and smoke it, don't say that I am not conscious of exclusive cigarettes. Unexpectedly, the beauty patted open my cigarette, snorted, and went straight away. This beautiful woman has a really strange temper, and I don't know if I can find a husband in the future, so I shook my head involuntarily and sighed again.

2, take the train back to home, next to a beautiful girl, want to talk and embarrassed, I also see that she also wants to talk to me! I plucked up the courage and asked her, where are you going? She said Shenzhen tourism, I said good luck, I also go to Shenzhen. Then she said that sleeping alone at night was afraid. I was excited, and if there was anything you needed help with, you said! She said, can you change seats with my husband, he's in the next car...

3, I have been working in the company for two years, there is an old leftover woman in the department, often talking with boys more openly. At night, the work was not done in overtime, and then people were almost gone, only I was working overtime. Then the female colleague came in! I thought to myself: Broken! She's not going to tease me, is she? Although she is quite beautiful, should I pretend to be a little more reserved? I thought about it for a long time, until she ignored me and walked out of the office.

4, a new colleague, in the morning the boss led and colleagues one by one introduction. The guy was very handsome and praised me for being pretty. I was so happy that I exchanged contact details. At 10 o'clock, send some website information to the guy, let the guy update the unit's website, and the result is rejected. Go to the big office to see that people are gone, a question to know, the original guy suspected that the unit did not have a beautiful woman, gone!

5. The cousin is married far away and serves wine far away. I rushed to the wedding site with a gift of 1,000 yuan, and they returned me 2,000 yuan. Others followed the 400 and returned to the 800. My brother arrived late, and I told my brother about this strange custom, and my brother hurried out and came back with ten thousand gifts. As a result, my brother returned 2000, saying that the upper limit of the gift was 2000, and when the wedding speech was delivered, my brother shed more tears than my aunt.

6, the husband borrowed 250,000 mesh bags to open a decoration company, did not expect the business to go smoothly, became the city's premier decoration agency boss. He bought me a BMW 7 Series and then a big villa. When we got up this morning, the sun shone into our bedroom. I looked at my husband and said very gently: "Every day I wake up to see you and the sunshine, that is the future I want!" I thought my husband would be moved, but I didn't expect this product to ask: "Who is Yang Guang?" ”

7, I am a salesman in the Ferrari 4s store, today met a white fumei to buy a car, I saw her at first sight. Day and night to create surprises for her, after two years of unremitting efforts to catch up with her, the next day after the first day of dating, she took me to meet her parents. Before that, I dressed up in a suit and leather shoes, and I also wore a green water gem watch. When I got to my girlfriend's house, my future father-in-law looked at my watch and said to me, "Boy, can I exchange my purple clay pot suit for your watch??" I immediately said, "No!! The future father-in-law immediately turned his face: "If you don't change, you will break up with my girlfriend!" "I hesitated to say it again, but I had to agree!! After all, my green water gem was bought in Pinduoduo, and it was only spent

8, the sister-in-law is getting married, she wants a gold necklace, after paying my salary, I will go to the gold store to buy. I asked haughtily, "How much is this gold for a pound?" The salesman politely said, "3850!" I was surprised: "So cheap? Then I want 100 pounds, pack and take away. After the sales were said, they calculated the price and said: "Hello, a total of 38 million, how to pay?" I was furious: "What do you mean?" Bully me to have money, right, 100 pounds is not 380,000? Sales: "You misunderstood, gold is counted in grams, I just told you about 3850 grams." ”

9, husband, I discussed something with you, I have a salary increase, but there will be a night shift from next week, I will discuss with you in total, no, I will ask you a babysitter. The husband asked, "How much has your salary increased?" I said calmly, "Five thousand." The husband got up from the bed, threw the crutches around him on the ground, stood up with all his strength, and said: "From tomorrow you don't have to go to work, I can already walk, I will raise you." ”?

10. A couple from a florist' background chat in their carefully cultivated flower room. The wife asked: Husband, do you look at these two pieces of things like mimosa? The husband said with certainty: not at all! The wife asked again: Why not, give me a reason. The husband replied: Mimosa is closed in one wipe, and the two pieces are opened at a time, which is completely different... Needless to say, tomorrow I will take these two mutated leaves to the research institute to know the result.

11. The boss asked: "If there is a billion properties, a villa, a Rolls-Royce, a 200 billion company, which one do you choose?" Xiao Xu: "I choose a hundred million family property, and money can solve the problem." Xiao Jia: "I choose Rolls-Royce, so I can go to the girl." Xiao Shuai: "I chose a 200 billion company to run it even better than Wanda." I said, "Boss, can you pay last month's salary first, don't do these useless things all day!" ”

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