1, A few years ago, I went on a trip with my aunt and slept in a room at night. When I woke up the next day, I found that my aunt had heavy dark circles and asked my aunt what was wrong. The aunt said, you said you are a girl's family

1, A few years ago, I went on a trip with my aunt and slept in a room at night. When I woke up the next day, I found that my aunt had heavy dark circles and asked my aunt what was wrong. Aunt said, you said that you are a girl's family, sleep snoring even if it is, but also hit so personality, each snoring with a sharp whistle, very diuretic, I did not do anything one night, clean on the toilet!

2, the cousin and sister-in-law are blind dates, both are not young, met for a week and got married. At night, my cousin slept, and as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a woman with a shawl, and my cousin's reaction was a gem! My cousin was so timid that he was scared to lie on the window and shiver! The plot of countless gem stories flashed in my mind like a movie. At this time, the wife woke up: "Husband, are you cold?" "My cousin just came back to God.

3. When I was in the noodle shop this evening, I met a handsome guy. I knew all the customers around me, and I guessed he might have just moved in. As soon as I opened the door in the morning, I saw the little brother come in with a bowl. I secretly thought: Could this be to bring me food? Sweet in the heart. Who knew that he put the bowl on the table and said to himself: The dumpling skins he buys every day are either more or less, and I will leave after you wrap it up today!?

4, there is a young woman downstairs in my house, divorced for a year, looks very beautiful, I think I can not chase her to hand, one day in the community, saw the young woman she carried two suitcases, it seems a little difficult. I'm a clever one, isn't this an opportunity coming? Quickening the pace, he said very gentlemanly, Beauty, I will help you get it. She turned her head and smiled faintly: "Thank you, don't bother, I can do it myself." I said, along the way I was also in this building, Room 501 said after handing me one of the suitcases in her hand, she said: "Oh.... Oh, thank you. The elevator quickly stopped on the third floor, and the young woman walked out of the elevator with a luggage bag and headed toward Room 301. The young woman took the bag in my hand: "My name is Ge Juan, and I am a middle school teacher who has been living here for the time being. I wiped my hands on my jeans and said, my name is Hu Bian, I am also a teacher, I teach primary school, we are the same profession, and I will often ask you for advice in the future, add a WeChat! After adding it, they went back to the room. In this way, we often talked in our leisure time and became familiar with each other. At ten o'clock in the evening, when I walked in the room for the first time and took her into my arms, I found that she had a very strong fox odor. But I still loved her very much, at that time I was ready to take a deep breath and kiss her again, who knows sucking too much, I just fainted.

5, my husband recently liked a song, like a convulsion every night before going to bed, but also sing along with the music. Last night, the neighbor who lived downstairs in my house couldn't bear it, knocked on the door and asked: It's been ten days and half a month, do you still let us sleep? The husband knew he was wrong, turned off the music and went to sleep. As a result, two hours later, the neighbor downstairs knocked on the door again: Please play some more music, and then turn it off when I am asleep? Co-authoring this has become a lullaby for the neighbor next door!

6. The old man had a fever, and the mother-in-law quickly drove him to the hospital for injections. The nurse looked at the old man's ass and smiled, saying, "Big brother, your tattoo is really interesting!" The old man was confused, and the mother-in-law asked the nurse in confusion: "Tattoos, what tattoos?" The nurse pointed her hand at Doraemon on the old man's ass and said, "Isn't that it!" The mother-in-law's face turned red when she saw it, and she quickly said, "You misunderstood, that's my husband's panties fading!" ”??

7. During the summer vacation of elementary school, go to the back mountain with my little cousin to play. Seeing that there was a honeycomb in the tree, pick up the pole and barrel it. As soon as the honeycomb landed on the ground, there was a piercing beep. My cousin and I only hated that my father had four legs less and ran forward. But still stung several times. When I returned to the door with difficulty, I knocked on the door. My mother looked at my swollen pig-headed face and said, "Little friend, did you come to find my little seed?" He went out to play and wasn't home.

8, when we were young, we were small dogs in the eyes of our parents, cute and loved. After going to school, I gradually began to grow free, eat a little to eat, pay tuition when I went to school, bite people outside, lose money and lose money, vaccinate people, beat me up after finishing things, and continue to grow free. Before the grade, it is forbidden to play with beautiful puppies, and when it reaches the grade, it is immediately required to go out and play immediately. If I don't take the initiative to look for it, she will start to contact me directly, whether I can see it or not.

9, recently the feet are always itchy, and later found out that the husband infected with athlete's foot, the Internet checked it said that with salt water bubble disinfection will be effective. So I poured a basin of hot water, sprinkled some salt into it, and put a few slices of ginger and star anise in my brain, and when I was ready to put green onions, I reacted, this is not making soup... Can't waste it, so I put my foot in, at this time my husband was off work, and my husband came in to see this scene with a frightened look...

10. Yesterday I had a drink with a few buddies in the hotel's private room. As a result, a buddy actually drank and cried, and it was not easy for anyone to go forward and persuade him. I was also drunk at that time, remembering the TV series staged, and without saying a word, I was giving him a slap. Yelling: Cry what to cry, manly husband, what can't go over, throw away no shame. He was quiet for a while and then he started crying, and I slapped again, and I cried and hit, not to mention that I survived. Later, he stopped crying and was just about to speak, and I habitually slapped him again.?

11, dad is a typical "wife management", my dad's salary will be handed over to my mother every month, my father wants to save a private money, and can only take advantage of the time to buy vegetables. On this day, when dad took out his mobile phone, he accidentally dropped the mobile phone on the ground, and the mobile phone case was also broken, and a lot of change was scattered from it. Mom looked at the change on the ground and said, "Yo, the phone bill has fallen out!" ”

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