1, the sister-in-law came to my house to stay, just in time for the wife on a business trip... Bored at night, I said to my sister-in-law, "What shall we do?" The sister-in-law pondered for a moment: "Well, good brother-in-law,

1, the sister-in-law came to my house to stay, just in time for the wife on a business trip... Bored at night, I said to my sister-in-law, "What shall we do?" The sister-in-law pondered for a moment: "Well, good brother-in-law, why don't you give your sister a video?" ...... Dialing out the video was rejected, and then received a WeChat message: Your wife is asleep... My sister-in-law and I are now confused, and my sister-in-law said, "Brother-in-law, try another one"... This time, my wife's WeChat gave me a reply: "Your wife really slept...

2, the company used to do FMCG, and then the business slump stopped, but the inventory is still quite much, especially instant noodles, the female boss is not pretty, and then I came up with an idea, in the company's first floor hall placed some fish tanks, known as ocean world, and then buy tickets to send a box of instant noodles, the fare is slightly more expensive than a box of instant noodles, the effect is surprisingly good, more than a dozen fish tanks are hard to sell the inventory of instant noodles, but the grandfather and aunt who bought tickets also feel that they have taken advantage of it. I said to the landlady, "Doing business depends on the brain, you are just somewhere big... But brainless. The landlady thought so and said, "Marry me..." I decided to reply tomorrow, it wouldn't be too late, right?

3. I took my father's 5 million and secretly went to meet with female netizens in other places. I winked at the conductor and said, "Bring me a ticket for the middle carriage, you know." The conductor said, "I'm sorry, the tickets in the middle compartment are sold out." I was furious: "Why?" I was the first to line up. The conductor winked at me and said, "You get it." I yelled, "I know what I know, but the train station is not owned by my family." ”

4. The son wanted to eat a hamburger and took the neighbor's children to Burger King. The neighbor's children are more able to eat, saying that the portion size of the hamburger feels much less than before. I ignored it, but I found that my son had been staring at a little Lolita who was eating ice cream, and his saliva was about to flow down! I asked him: Do you want to eat? Want to eat to buy for you! The son thought for a moment and said: I don't want to eat, but I want her to be my girlfriend, can you help me?

5, my wife thinks that I look too bad to face the child, and after sitting on the confinement, I ran away with an old rich man. I was alone to support my children for years and never looked for a partner again. Not long ago, a new female colleague came, very beautiful, and I fell in love with her at first sight. All morning I was haunted, always sneaking up on her. During the lunch break, I thought for a long time, and finally plucked up the courage to come to the sister, stuttered and said to her: "Beauty, beauty, the boss asked me to add you WeChat, so as to pull you into the work group." She was immediately happy: "Handsome man, the boss told me before I came, I must stay away from you..."

6. The mother-in-law tests the son-in-law. First invited the eldest son-in-law to take a walk, when crossing the bridge suddenly jumped down, the eldest son-in-law jumped into the water to rescue, and the mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law did the same, tested the second son-in-law, and was also rescued, and the injured second son-in-law was given an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law again, and the third son-in-law could not swim to rescue her, and her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, his father-in-law gave him a Mercedes!

7. I met a girl who played Angela very well, and often took me to score points. That day, I asked her out to meet, and the place was in KFC. I arrived ten minutes early and saw a mother next to me with a little Lolita, and the little Lolita was noisily trying to eat a hamburger. Mother said: You wait first, wait for your mother to taste it first, you eat what is delicious, and if it is not delicious, your mother will eat it well. Little Lori nodded as if she understood, and her mother took a bite and said: Ah, this is so unpalatable! Ah, this is so unpalatable. Then, that little Lori just cried...

8, in the QQ group chat is good, home is not far away, so I proposed a dinner. Male A female free, more than a dozen people said yes. When the time came, I went to the restaurant and found the box. Ma Ya, open the door to find 10 women playing with mobile phones. The key is that there is a female, humorous sentence: finally dare to order, happiness came too suddenly!

9, a young sister came to the auto repair plant to pick up the car, looked at her own car intact, happily paid the money and left. However, the girl who had just driven away for a few minutes suddenly drove the car back. After getting out of the car, I found the car repair employee and weakly asked: "Master, can the repeat customers be cheaper?" The employee was stunned: "It can be cheaper." Then the gaze crossed the little sister and landed on the car that was scratched again, nodding calmly!

10, I have always had a crush on the same table, when I was in class, she often borrowed my mobile phone to play, and I was also very generous and lent him every time. If the teacher came over, she would clip the phone between her thighs and never get caught by the teacher. Today she borrowed my mobile phone to play again, and after the teacher came over, she repeated the trick, and as a result, my mobile phone fell directly to the ground and was confiscated by the teacher. That's the mate30 Porsche version I just bought, it's really painful.

11. After graduating from high school, he dropped out of school and followed his fox friends with a half-nailed over the shoulder tattooed on his arm. Since then, I've done a little bit of work and developed the habit of bare arms. I remember that day, I plucked corn cobs for my father's house, and it was so hot that I took off my clothes and dried my bare arms. When my daughter-in-law saw me, her legs flew up and kicked me to the ground. Tiger Lady couldn't help scolding me and said, "The prestige has reached my mother's house." ”

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