1, the company arranged me and female colleagues on business trips, on the way her husband kept calling me, I did not answer once. When I got to the hotel, he called me again, and I had no choice but to connect.

1, the company arranged me and female colleagues on business trips, on the way her husband kept calling me, I did not answer once. When I got to the hotel, he called me again, and I had no choice but to connect. He said, "Brother, I know you're on a business trip with my daughter-in-law, and I tell you that my daughter-in-law sleeps and snores and grinds her teeth. I said, "Brother, don't worry, it's all right!" Her husband said, "You, I am at ease, I am not at ease with my daughter-in-law." The next day, I called my eldest brother back and said, "Brother, my sister-in-law doesn't grind her teeth or talk about dreams. "One sentence annoyed him, saying that he would go back and beat me." I wondered, isn't the communication very good, how can you suddenly hit someone, do you say he is sick?

2. Last week, I went to the five-star hotel to attend the birthday party of the rich second generation roommate. At that time, I was very happy to drink 5 bottles of XO to help me. After the banquet, I confronted a big dog at the entrance of the hotel, and it stared at me, and I stared at it, not giving in to each other, just like that, for more than an hour. At this time, a security guard came over and said: "Boy, what are you calling a stone lion?"

3. When I was resting, I had nothing to do, so I went fishing by the reservoir. Suddenly, an old lady was found grinding an iron rod. I stepped forward and asked, "Old lady, what are you doing?" Old Lady: See this iron rod? I'm going to grind it into a needle! I asked doubtfully: What is the use of grinding such a hard needle into a needle? The old lady smiled and said, "I'm going to leave an heirloom for our family!"

4. Work in the same company as your girlfriend and share a house. For some reason, her WeChat steps are always two thousand steps less than mine, and she is very unhappy. After work this night, we bought ingredients from the vegetable market and went home to make dumplings, and in the evening, she actually had more than 10,000 steps more than me, but she kept shouting that her hands hurt... Under my questioning, she finally couldn't resist the pressure. It turned out that the whole process of chopping the stuffing, this goods actually tied the mobile phone to the right arm!

5, I have a sister who is two years younger than me, when she was young, she turned over my school bag, quite seriously read my notes, I said with an old face: Is it completely incomprehensible. You'll be exposed to it in a few years. My sister nodded as if she understood, and then obediently asked me: Brother, can you borrow this notebook from me? When I was questioning, my sister said: My teacher said that I can't find anyone uglier than my writing, and tomorrow I will show my teacher to see if she is convinced.

6. After graduating from college, my sister started her own business and recently opened a cosmetics store. After work, my wife and I went to give her a show. When I arrived at the store, there happened to be a customer who wanted to buy cosmetics. The wife wanted to help the elder sister with the business, so she said: This cosmetic is really good, you see I am using this one. The customer looked at his wife, shook his head and left...

7. Because of her good looks, my cousin became the secretary of the owner of a listed company. Once, the boss went on a business trip and did not take her, so the cousin called him every hour to report to him. Every hour, make a phone call to him for instructions. Finally, the boss was angry: "You make up your own mind, don't bother me!" The cousin hung up the phone in grievance, almost crying, and murmured, "If you make your own ideas, you can make your own ideas!" Grabbing his mobile phone and calling the restaurant: "Boss, order a lamb hot pot at noon and record it on the company's account." ”

8, this day bought two bottles of secret bird vodka to see the old man. I was sitting on the balcony drinking tea with my husband, and I heard my wife calling out to me in the kitchen: You go to the market to buy some vegetables, buy more, we have to stay for a few days, I immediately got up. The old man looked at me and said, "You sit." Turning his head and shouting loudly: What's the name, the son-in-law is chatting with me, your mother and yourself go! Turning back to me and smiling: My daughter, you can't be too accustomed, besides, for women, you have to take care of a little... In the middle of the night, in the living room, I met the old man in the living room making tea and meditating.

9, a small group of bao complained: my wife is too crazy, a quarrel will hit me, my body can not eat ah!!! Dad: My wife is even crazier, buying and buying all day, my wallet can't eat ah!!! Grandpa: Neither of them is crazy about your grandmother!!! The guy said at the same time as his father: Is it true that she hit people and spends money??? Grandpa: No, yesterday I spent fifty cents more on groceries, and she was stunned that she was on crutches and nagged me all night, and my spirit couldn't be eaten!!!

10. A few days ago, I took a vacation and returned to my hometown in the countryside with my husband. At night, mosquitoes have been flying around in the ear, and the husband said: Daughter-in-law, you can sleep in peace! I'll catch mosquitoes for you! I fell asleep very touched. As a result, as soon as I fell asleep, I heard a loud laugh. I opened my eyes to see that it was my husband. My husband explained: I chased the mosquitoes a few times, and suddenly I felt like a pork seller!

11. Last night, a friend invited a guest to a restaurant for dinner, and when he finished checkout, there was a lottery at the bar, when my friend drew a note from the lottery box, opened it, and shouted happily: "Wow! Beer 10 pounds! At this time, the waiter at the bar looked at the note and said, "I'm sorry, sir, it's the last prize beer 1 listen!" ”?

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